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Playstation 12 1/2 Released Date (08/08/88)


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Posted by Sirhackalot
I heard it comes out in 2088 and it will cost round $6,000.
size eqivilent to the ENIAC w/e that iz probably small

Specs

HD-VHS Reader
Hi-Fi Caset Tape Reader
USB Toaster Oven Extention( Premium Console Only )
500 Gabillion Tera-Bytes of RAM
800,000 Jabillion Giga-Bytes of Hard Drive Space
200 Jazillion Tera-Hertz of Processing Power
7 1/2 HMDI ports
Support 85 controllers ( Possibility Death Result from Radiation )
Gamma Ray Controller Accessory ( For Real Life Killing Simulation )
Wireless Connection 802.11z (100 TB/sec)
3 Months Free Subscription to Hi5-Space-Book Service (Hi5, Myspace, Facebook Social Networks Integrated)
Cross platform Compatibility with (Microsoft Xbox 720 & Nintendo Mii)

Can anyone confirm if these specs...
No joking around guys! Seriouse




Posted by nikolat
"Support 85 controllers ( Possibility Death Result from Radiation )
Gamma Ray Controller Accessory ( For Real Life Killing Simulation ) "

These two made me laugh xD

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Posted by razec

size eqivilent to the ENIAC w/e that iz probably small


Fantastic stuff!

Posted by yea g

On 2008-09-10 06:06:52, Sirhackalot wrote:

Cross platform Compatibility with (Microsoft Xbox 720 & Nintendo Mii)




Don't you mean Nintendo Puu

Posted by Sirhackalot
Oh yea it is the Puu I forgot the Mii comes out after...

Cant wait to get my [-]forklift[/-] hands on PLAYSTATION 12 1/2

Posted by iqtidar
man u r late... i got my PS 15 already man..........

wanna know the specs?

Posted by Sirhackalot
funny... cuz playstation 16 comes out before 15 and 15 is being developed in a the Mariana's Trentch at the moment for security reasons and to avoid leaked photos... But if you have the real list show us!!!!

EDIT

TOP SECRET HIGH QUALITY LEAKED PHOTOS OF PS 12.5 CONTROLLER




this image is copyright 2008-2178 even though you computer allows you to copy the image and save it to your computer you cant unless I say so. If you do so without Sirhackalot's permission i will tell on you!

[ This Message was edited by: Sirhackalot on 2008-09-12 00:21 ]

Posted by tranced
is this for an octopus?

Posted by Sirhackalot

On 2008-09-12 01:25:55, tranced wrote:
is this for an octopus?


Nope the octopus dont get parsay in sonys tech until 3021.
Analyst at Standford University Predict that by 2088 more the 75% of our youth with have more then 10 fingers so SCEA has took action of the matter and created a controller for the cool children.

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[ This Message was edited by: Sirhackalot on 2008-09-12 04:18 ]

Posted by nikolat

On 2008-09-12 01:59:17, Sirhackalot wrote:

On 2008-09-12 01:25:55, tranced wrote:
is this for an octopus?


Nope the octopus dont get parsay in sonys tech until 3021.
Analyst at Standford University Predict that by 2088 more the 75% of our youth with have more then 10 fingers so SCEA has took action of the matter and created a controller for the cool children.

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[ This Message was edited by: Sirhackalot on 2008-09-12 04:18 ]


The last part is just awesome xD

Posted by Sirhackalot
lol crap i must speak...

Posted by razec

On 2008-09-13 09:26:58, Sirhackalot wrote:
lol crap i must speak...



I know it's top secret but can you show us some pics of this:

Gamma Ray Controller Accessory



Posted by Sirhackalot
Just got back from the Playstation 12 Press Confrence in LA and was dissappointed with some of sonys moves. Sony has now reduced the controller supporting from 85 controllers to 65. This was done so to reduce the chances of killing its users.

Quote From EA Games
Bring back the 85 controller support, no one gives Flying Pants if the players die from radiation.


Also the High-Definition [Video Home Center] [HD-VHS] player may be fased out if Sony dosent master the technology. Word in the geek lounge is that Sony is trying to touch bases with the leading HD-VHS supplier toshiba to gain rights in using there technology in the PS12. This is a smart move as they made this mistake with the dualshock controller and some b/s company trying 2 make a quick doller.

Also IBM is sueing itself for allowing Sony to use so much procesing power in one machine. This allows every single kid on the planet to have a more powerful machine then all mainframes, and supercomputer in big business, and universities in the western hemisphere. In other words 5 year old billy from Yellowstone Elementry has more power and potenial in his hands then the CIA, FBI, NASA, and Swiss Fort Knox Computing facilities all combined.

As for the Gamma Ray Gun Accessory. My Boss said not to allow everyone see the picture publicaly so i uploaded it publicaly on esato and imageshack.



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[ This Message was edited by: Sirhackalot on 2008-09-24 04:54 ]

Posted by Angello
this one would be much better

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Funny, according to this thread the PS12 is being released on my sister's 80th wedding anniversary...


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