Posted by max_wedge
Okay here's one for the garbage section.
This thread is for saying what you hate, but it has to have a twist.
Here's my starting example:
You know what I hate?
I hate when you spit out the window.....
...and the window is closed!
Or
I hate it when I go to kiss my grandma goodnight.....
...and she sticks her tongue in
You get the idea....
Posted by tranced
I hate when i wake up late for work...
And then i realize it's saturday
Posted by procterdc
I hate it when I set my alarm for the next morning and I wake up before it, turn it off and end up being late for work lol
Posted by max_wedge
I hate it when I'm really busting to go to the toilet for a number 2, rush into the public loo, go into a cubicle, do my business (with a great sigh of relief), wash my hands, and then as I'm walking out a girl walks in! D'oh! (that explains why there were no urinals, damn!)
Posted by badassmam
I hate when I have to drive to work....
....before I remember I have no car and no job
Posted by Burgaz
I hate it when someone starts a thread and then realises that another, near identical thread already exists!
Posted by Nanu
I hate it when someone starts a thread and then realises that another, near identical thread already exists and people continue to post in it!
Posted by PeterKay
Posted by max_wedge
Actually, Masseur did ask me about this, so that issue has already been addressed. It's not an identical thread. This is supposed to be "you know what I hate" jokes, the other threads is for venting.
Two quite different purposes
So please no venting in this thread. I want "you know what I hate" with a twist at the end.
@Burgaz, your post is along the right lines, except that I didn't start an identical thread, and it could have a little more of a twist, as explained above
Posted by Bonovox
I hate it when you sit on the loo and suddenly realise there is no loo roll left.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Well I hate it when you're sitting on the loo, doing your thing, and then you realise its April 1st!
Posted by max_wedge
Is there more to that story? Sounds hilarious.
I hate it when your in the cinema and it's dark so your having a good old nose pick figuring no one can see you....
then the cinema attendent shines the torch down your isle!
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Haha, you haven't heard of the plastic wrap trick?
Posted by max_wedge
Ah of course! reminds me of a trick we played in high scool - wiring a 90v battery to a stainless steel urinal
No one ever got me with that, but I know I'd hate it if they had
Posted by tapojyoti
I hate it when I climb down the stairs and the last step........and then realizing that the 'last step' didn't exist and therefore tripping.
Posted by fatreg
I hate....
you.
Posted by Burgaz
But i love you reggie!
Posted by fatreg
it's not you I hate Burgaz, don't worry your little mind about it!
MWAH!
Posted by tapojyoti
I hate it when.... You hate me.
Posted by tranced
I hate it when i damage something else trying to fix something that's really damaged.
Posted by gola
I hate it when I leave my phone on the charger over night...to find the battery dead flat in the morning
Posted by max_wedge
I hate it when it put my phone on charge at night, only to find out the next morning I'd plugged it into the dcu-60 by mistake, and my computer wasn't turned on!
Posted by badassmam
I hate it when....I trip up the stairs and not down the stairs, it makes me look totally retarded.
Posted by strizlow800
I hate when I have to leave the computer (and internet) when I need to do something silly e.g.someone at home needs something or etc... It makes me explode when I realize they were calling me for almost nothing...
Posted by QVGA
i hate it when i'm all ready to take a shower, only to find out there's no hot water
Posted by gola
Man i hate it when i almost get a heartattack when i am listening to my phone's music via the headsets during a lecture and the headset pops out of the phone and the songs starts playing out loud...only to find out that it was somebody else's phone
Posted by paul101
i hate it when i set my alarm goes off at 6:30 am, then my phone alarm goes off 15 mins later when i've only just got back to sleep
Posted by max_wedge
I hate it when I set my alarm for 6.30 then for some strange reason my alarm doesn't go off and I sleep in, and then actually does go off at 6.30 that night!!
Posted by msmmsm
I hate it when you push to open a door, then see the pull sign
Posted by MWEB
I hate it when my neighbour ( a church) puts their rubbish in my wheelie bin, using up my already weedy capacity.
Posted by max_wedge
I hate it when I'm checking out a hot chick and get eye contact.... then have to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of me
Posted by tranced
i hate when i burn a cd and then when i check it in another computer it wont work
Posted by voda_jon
i hate it when ppl who live in a city dont notice f***in huge lamb banana hybrids around the town and then notice, and moan, when they are being removed!
There was OVER 100! of them in the city!!!!! OPEN UR EYES!
Countdown to the SuperLambMachine has started!
J.
Posted by procterdc
On 2008-08-27 14:55:07, max_wedge wrote:
I hate it when I'm checking out a hot chick and get eye contact.... then have to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting the car in front of me
I hate that too, but think the guy in front of me hates it more
Posted by gola
I'm going to hate it when i post something i hate only to find out that someone already posted it...
Posted by MWEB
I hate it when i order a PLAIN burger at McD's, then get to the car and find gherkin and sauce in the middle.
Posted by max_wedge
On 2008-08-27 19:53:08, MWEB wrote:
I hate it when i order a PLAIN burger at McD's, then get to the car and find gherkin and sauce in the middle.
Arggghh! My pet hate, drive through order stuff ups!!
I hate it when you see some poser talking loudly on his iPhone about the killing he made on the stock market.....and his phone rings!
Posted by spikeyjac
On 2008-08-29 13:21:03, max_wedge wrote:
On 2008-08-27 19:53:08, MWEB wrote:
I hate it when i order a PLAIN burger at McD's, then get to the car and find gherkin and sauce in the middle.
Arggghh! My pet hate, drive through order stuff ups!!
I hate it when you see some poser talking loudly on his iPhone about the killing he made on the stock market.....and his phone rings!
Lmao!
Did you see that?
Posted by max_wedge
Nah, that one was made up.
I don't care if people make them up, just as long as they are funny "I hate it when" jokes.
I hate it when you are walking along and bump into someone and say "beg my pardon"... then realise you are talking to a lamp post.
that one actually did happen to me
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
You say "beg my pardon"? Isn't it "beg your pardon"?
Posted by max_wedge
you say "beg my pardon" when you have offended or interupted someone.
you say "beg your pardon" if someone else does something that they should beg a pardon for but don't.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Oh, i thought you say "beg your pardon" when you do something offensive, as a shortened way of saying "i beg that you pardon me". I've never heard "beg my pardon" before.
You're probably right though...
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Posted by OffLineR
I hate it when I met a great girl that I can really hang out with
...and turns out that she had already a boyfriend
Posted by max_wedge
On 2008-08-31 12:35:06, Muhammad-Oli wrote:
Oh, i thought you say "beg your pardon" when you do something offensive, as a shortened way of saying "i beg that you pardon me". I've never heard "beg my pardon" before.
You're probably right though...
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[ This Message was edited by: Muhammad-Oli on 2008-08-31 11:35 ]
maybe it's cultural. In australia generally we say beg my pardon ie: "I beg for my pardon" when we do something offensive (fart for example), or "I beg your pardon" when we are asking someone to repeat themselves, or sarcastically, for example if someone burps we may say "beg YOUR pardon!"
I'm sure we are both right
Posted by yea g
ok enough of my unconsturctive posts
I hate it when my computer diesn't start and i spend all day trying to figure out what is wrong.... then I find out the plug fell out
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Posted by strizlow800
I HATE THIS DAY!!! School starts...
Posted by max_wedge
I hate spending hours to break into my car...only to discover the passenger door is unlocked!