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max_wedge
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Okay here's one for the garbage section.
This thread is for saying what you hate, but it has to have a twist.
Here's my starting example:
You know what I hate?
I hate when you spit out the window.....
...and the window is closed! 
Or
I hate it when I go to kiss my grandma goodnight.....
...and she sticks her tongue in 
You get the idea....
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tranced
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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I hate when i wake up late for work...
And then i realize it's saturday 
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procterdc
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I hate it when I set my alarm for the next morning and I wake up before it, turn it off and end up being late for work lol
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max_wedge
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I hate it when I'm really busting to go to the toilet for a number 2, rush into the public loo, go into a cubicle, do my business (with a great sigh of relief), wash my hands, and then as I'm walking out a girl walks in! D'oh! (that explains why there were no urinals, damn!)
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badassmam
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I hate when I have to drive to work....
....before I remember I have no car and no job |
Burgaz
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I hate it when someone starts a thread and then realises that another, near identical thread already exists! |
Nanu
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I hate it when someone starts a thread and then realises that another, near identical thread already exists and people continue to post in it!
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PeterKay
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max_wedge
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Actually, Masseur did ask me about this, so that issue has already been addressed. It's not an identical thread. This is supposed to be "you know what I hate" jokes, the other threads is for venting.
Two quite different purposes 
So please no venting in this thread. I want "you know what I hate" with a twist at the end.
@Burgaz, your post is along the right lines, except that I didn't start an identical thread, and it could have a little more of a twist, as explained above
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Bonovox
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I hate it when you sit on the loo and suddenly realise there is no loo roll left. |
Muhammad-Oli
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Well I hate it when you're sitting on the loo, doing your thing, and then you realise its April 1st! 
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max_wedge
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Is there more to that story? Sounds hilarious.
I hate it when your in the cinema and it's dark so your having a good old nose pick figuring no one can see you....
then the cinema attendent shines the torch down your isle!
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Muhammad-Oli
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Haha, you haven't heard of the plastic wrap trick?
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max_wedge
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Ah of course! reminds me of a trick we played in high scool - wiring a 90v battery to a stainless steel urinal No one ever got me with that, but I know I'd hate it if they had
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tapojyoti
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I hate it when I climb down the stairs and the last step........and then realizing that the 'last step' didn't exist and therefore tripping. |
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