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Davo_169
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ok..i went to the shops the other day, as you do, anyway i was down the bikkies aisle and decided to pick up a packet of oreos, as you do, ok so this is all fine, i pay for the and leave.
i get home, as you do.
i oped the packet at the north end, as you do.
the first biscuit was snapped in half...i though, ok it was at the end and statistics show that the end biscuits are more likely prone to breakage.
i open the packet a little more, as you do.
crikey the second biscuits broken.
i keep going, fourth, fifth and even sixth biscuit are snapped clean in half...i think to myself, this isnt cool.
lucky number seven is a whole biscuit, surprisingly, so is number eight.
so now my hopes are high for the remaining two buscuits.
so i opened it up a little more, as you do, out of pure curiousity, too see if the rest are intact.
BROKEN...BROKEN...F***ING BROKEN.
now all i ask of in life is too have at least 3 (the recommended serving suggestion according to the australian food association of who gives a f**K) oreos that are fully intact....IS THAT SOO MUCH TO ASK!!!
when you buy a packet of oreos you expect at least 75% of the to stay intact dont you?
what do you guys think??
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jeko.uk
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On 2005-06-15 14:30:33, davo_169 wrote:
what do you guys think??
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you dont wanna know
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Ayush
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Oh my god! Don't there thing come with a warranty?
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Davo_169
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On 2005-06-15 14:33:26, Ayush wrote:
Oh my god! Don't there thing come with a warranty?
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yeah.....in a perfect, sugar coated, fine and dandy, whole bisucit packet WORLD!!!
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jeko.uk
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i got a chicken burger out of mac d's once got home and the f ing burger had no bun at the bottom
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Cycovision
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Look on the bright side, they come ready-prepared for dunking in your cup of tea 
Think of all the effort that you've saved by not having to break them in half yourself!
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Davo_169
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they were clean snapped down the middle!!!!
not where the cream bit is
the actual biscuit part was snapped 
in australia we use milk
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Guys!
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=76192
The "gaaah i really hate that" corner...for alll your gripes and moans.
meths provides the solution...
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Burgaz
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If someone did that to my Borbons i wouldn't be happy! 
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methylated_spirit
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The biscuit of choice for meths is the malted milk ones with a picture of a cow and a bucket of milk on them. Oh and I like the ones with "NICE" on them, they are coated in sugar! Up yours, British Health and Exercise Board of Britain! WE WANT BISCUITS COATED IN SUGAR AND MARZEPAN, SOAKED IN RICH CREAMERY BUTTER!
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Davo_169
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i think i all agree that this deserves its own thread 
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methylated_spirit
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stfu both of you, davo and davo! 
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Davo_169
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Glenny
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davo AND davo? theres only one
i dont like oreo's to expensive
i had a mini fillet, and it was just bun!!!!! the food industry should be ashamed!
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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No theres 2, davo and his schizo mind
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Posted: 2005-06-15 14:30
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