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Linkinpark17UK
Joined: Jan 27, 2002
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Have you ever been in a meeting, lecture etc and been asked at the end if anyone has any questions?
Have any of you been tempted to ask stupid questions such as "What is the meaning of life?" and "How do you get to Sesame Street?"
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Deanlambert
Joined: Sep 10, 2003
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From: East Yorkshire
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Yeah i know what you mean. I like it when the police caution you, you know the crap like you don't have to say anything bla bla bla, then they say have you got anything to say! Do what i do, say please don't hit me again officer, they have to write it down and if you have any marks on you it comes in handy :-D
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BobaFett
Joined: Jan 06, 2004
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From: Kamino (wish it would be Lund)
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In nokia fones u ll b asked by visiting a wap site 2 confirm twice b4 belong there. Thats a stupid question!
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stuartdb87
Joined: Nov 18, 2003
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From: Bolton, UK
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The most stupid question ever i think is:
WHY?
I hate that word
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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Hahahaha @Deanlambert that's a good piece of advice
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Merovingian
Joined: Aug 29, 2003
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From: Norway
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@deanlambert: hahahahahaha!! what a great thing to do!! i love to mess with the cops 
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Alf Nif
Joined: Dec 01, 2003
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From: Sweden
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and theeeeeeen?
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Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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Talking about 'Qs' here. They say that our 'teachers' are just truly one of the people in the whole wide world that/who knows everyting, and I mean everything. Why is it then that they "A S K " the students/pupils so many "QUESTIONS" " M O S T " of the time - irony here huh ???
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wildmurphy
Joined: Jul 30, 2002
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From: Sheffield, UK. The only place.
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Any questions?
Why do dogs have wet noses?
Now the first thing i need to tell you is don't just go around decappitating zombies left right and center.
*zoom zooom (chinsaw busts more heads)*
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Linkinpark17UK
Joined: Jan 27, 2002
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I have a question.
If birds fly south for the winter because it is warmer, why don't they just stay there, so they'll be warm all the time? |
gelfen
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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@dean: or perhaps the more useful "stop kissing me officer....and get your hand of my bum"
*...yeah, go on. take that down and use it in court
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GodzRekordz
Joined: Jun 11, 2003
Posts: 46
From: The Cold Cold North
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What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Who is will and why do we keep shooting at him?
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gelfen
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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two of the most stupid questions i hear regularly are:
would you like fries with that?
...well, for one thing they're chips!
would you like to upsize for an extra fifty cents?
...you know, you could be right. there's no way that 5 gallon cup of soft-drink will last me through a two-hour movie. i think i better go the 10
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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seems you eat a lot of fast food and spend your free time at movie theaters then 
most stoopid q ever has to be one that is asked at least once a day by some tourist to a employee: 'what time is the 3 o'clock parade?'
as for delibirately bringing up stoopid q's in situations wehere they don't fit: no, I don't get that urge.
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wildmurphy
Joined: Jul 30, 2002
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From: Sheffield, UK. The only place.
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Quote:
| Mr Garrisson
There are no stupid questions - just stupid people.
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Now the first thing i need to tell you is don't just go around decappitating zombies left right and center.
*zoom zooom (chinsaw busts more heads)*
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Posted: 2004-02-01 13:25
