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The official best lines that WONT get you laid thread! |
carkitter
Joined: Apr 29, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Auckland, NZ
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My uncle used to wear a cap that said "Sex Instructor, first lesson free!"
Not sure what my aunty thought of it... 
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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 :-D LOL
Phone?? What phone?? |
ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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Yesterday i drove my bike at the speed of jet plane but still that bicycle beat me. 
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mriley
Joined: Oct 03, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: UK
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Just say to her- I know bonovox! 
Esato's Newbie of the year and Most Helpful Member 2010!  ------------------- Life is just a ride, enjoy it while you can |
Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Eh? One of the worst things you can say on a date is YOU REMIND ME OF MY MOM lol
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xnuo
Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 206
From: Valencia, Spain
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one that will get you laid instantly in the USA: hi baby, my last name is kennedy...ted kennedy
one that won't: hi, my last name is bundy...ted bundy
xnuo, M.D.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Oh shit i remember the real life story of Ted Bundy murdered many women  No don't say that to a woman lol
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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Today on the new year' eve, everybody wishes eachother 'happy new year' 
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Nanu
Joined: Feb 18, 2006
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From: Warrington, UK
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Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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larry 68
Joined: Nov 09, 2007
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Do you come here often? Or hey love i did'nt recognise you with your clothes on
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xnuo
Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 206
From: Valencia, Spain
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baby, would you f**k me??? i'd f**k me.... real hard....
xnuo, M.D.
Proud Member of the Atomix Galaxy Note 3 clan |
6230
Joined: Aug 22, 2006
Posts: 243
From: Ireland
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I ain't no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock |
xxambad4fellaxx
Joined: Mar 02, 2010
Posts: 124
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Nice legs! What time do they open??;) |
ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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its weekend today
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Posted: 2009-12-25 20:54
