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The official best lines that WONT get you laid thread! |
KingBooker5
Joined: May 12, 2007
Posts: > 500
From: London, England
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Got bored a few days ago so browsed the web, and found this. I thought it was amusing, so lets have it on esato! (probs heading to the garbage thread!) All you have to do, is post the most ridiculous lines that wont get you laid.
Ok I will start.
Hey baby, I post on esato mobile forums wanna go out with me? |
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Oldham,Uk
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Here's 10p, call your Mum, to tell her, you wont be home.
One Day, Men Will Look Back And Say I Gave Birth To The 20th Century. You have to have a piss in the sea, its the law. The A-Z of Trusted Traders[img]http://a-zott.com/images/A-Z |
Sammy_boy
Joined: Mar 31, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom
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Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
How do you like your eggs in the morning. Fertilised?
 Old 'uns but classic 'uns!
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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thomas93
Joined: Sep 28, 2007
Posts: 444
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Hi, my name is Barry Scott and I'm going to cillit BANG you.
(+10 -0) Wo Rld Tour 7 User! |
arien617
Joined: Feb 01, 2006
Posts: > 500
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just over 5 hours, and they've still not garbaged this!
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paul101
Joined: Mar 26, 2007
Posts: > 500
From: first to last
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I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
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se_p800
Joined: Jan 07, 2004
Posts: 273
From: England
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I've lost my teddy  Can I sleep with you?
Please please please have sex with me, im so desperate. |
leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
Posts: > 500
From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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theres a party at the back of your throat and im coming
Ive witnesses that one in action - needless to say, my mate got a slap.... |
procterdc
Joined: Jun 03, 2005
Posts: 334
From: Lytham St.Annes
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If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!
It ain't about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward - Rocky Balboa |
gforce23
Joined: Aug 25, 2003
Posts: > 500
From: Atlanta, London, Dubai
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You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Lada.
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brownie1989
Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Posts: 204
From: Near Stoke City FC!!!! WOOOOOO
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you are so fit.
can you move to the side please as i cant watch the footy
Current phone: w595!
Old SE's - W580, W810,W800, K750, K700, T610. |
>500
Joined: Jan 24, 2006
Posts: > 500
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On 2008-11-25 07:36:27, leeboy13 wrote:
theres a party at the back of your throat and im coming
Ive witnesses that one in action - needless to say, my mate got a slap....
your mate actually used that? 
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pmerryman
Joined: Jun 02, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Oldham,Uk
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Do you sleep on your Belly, if not can I.
Can you drive, reverse onto this.
Would you like a pearl necklace.
The list goes on.
One Day, Men Will Look Back And Say I Gave Birth To The 20th Century. You have to have a piss in the sea, its the law. The A-Z of Trusted Traders[img]http://a-zott.com/images/A-Z |
brownie1989
Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Posts: 204
From: Near Stoke City FC!!!! WOOOOOO
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i wanna make love right nanana
Current phone: w595!
Old SE's - W580, W810,W800, K750, K700, T610. |
brownie1989
Joined: Feb 23, 2005
Posts: 204
From: Near Stoke City FC!!!! WOOOOOO
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Ok lets go back 2 mine, but 1st take ur top off so i can make sure u aint got balloons up there |
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Posted: 2008-11-24 17:17
