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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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Its closed. You won't be able to buy anything! 
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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£350,000 |
Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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Here's my maximum offer: £0
Take it or leave it.
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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I wish someonw would open this Corner Shop. Its such a long walk into town.
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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Yes, and I am highly unfit from eating too many muffins like the two I bought here a few days ago! Re-open this store! I want more muffins!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Can I have a packet of Rizla please, and a copy of the Viz?
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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I'll run this shop if you want me to. Its not fair this corner shop is closing down, its the only one for miles around.
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yea g
Joined: Jul 02, 2008
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From: New Zealand
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the shop is under new managment...
ME!!!!!!! XD
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yea g
Joined: Jul 02, 2008
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From: New Zealand
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for the next hour only free pizza normally $9.99
what a saving!!!
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Yayyyy! 
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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Uh hi... Yeah do you have anything other than pizza? Cause I'm looking around and all I see is pizza. Pizza on the floor, pizza on the fridge... Look! There's even pizza in your freaking milkshake maker! Aaand, well yeah... I was kinda wanting something healthy. I mean I know you've only just reopened and I can't expect much, but just pizza? You might as well rename the store "Corner Pizza" or something. So yeah I'm just saying maybe when I come in tomorrow, you could have a bit of variety.
But yeah, I'll take the pizza...
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yea g
Joined: Jul 02, 2008
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From: New Zealand
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well theres lightbulbs on the roof but there covered in pizza so its very dark in here
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Vlammetje
Joined: Mar 01, 2003
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From: Den Haag
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I wonder what I smell burning then?? It seems to be coming from up there! Yeah, right there where you can see a bit of smoking seeping through the cracks in that pizza on the ceiling.... Think I'd best get out of here, thanks for the pizza!
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yea g
Joined: Jul 02, 2008
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From: New Zealand
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oh no wheres the phone?
whats the emergency number in this country?
where are we anyway?
oh who cares RUN!!!!
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Muhammad-Oli
Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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From: The NZ of L
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That's not smoke! That's gravy!
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Posted: 2008-09-02 03:09
