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Corner Shop |
Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Hello welcome to my corner Shop |
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Yeah hi, I'll have the uh... Th— Excuse me mam, I was here first! I – I've been waiting in line here for like 10 minutes! Uh sorry, the chocolate muffin you have over there... Is that the last one? Oh, oh you have two? Ok I'll take them both and uh... Could you do a hot chocolate drink? I mean I know its not on the menu but I mean, you have coffee with chocolate, I just thought maybe you could do that but take out the coffee— Ok, ok! Alright fine, I'll have the coffee! Jeeze what is it with you corner shop people? Never doing anything for the customer... Ah jeeze— Ok thank you. And do you have sandwiches? Yeah I just wanted to pick one up on my way to work. You know, so I could have it for lunch and I wouldn't... You know... I wouldn't have to come back here... You know, save myself a trip. Yeah that's all, what does that come to? Oh ok, here you go. I'll— I'll just wait over here by the fridge. Thanks— Yeah thanks.
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Excuse me sir you forgot your paper |
Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Paper? I uh... I didn't buy a paper. But you know, I'll take it if uh, if you're giving it away free. Really? Wow thanks! Hey, while you're at it, do you have sugar? It's just this coffee... It needs sugar. Oh. No, no, it's fine! Really, it's fine, don't worry. I just normally have sugar. I guess... I guess you guys are new to the business, so I can't expect much yet. I – I'll see you tomorrow. B— Bye.
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Oh thats ok have a good day my friend. |
procterdc Joined: Jun 03, 2005 Posts: 334 From: Lytham St.Annes PM, WWW
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Hmmm i'd like to buy a packet of fruit pastilles and a dime bar please.
It ain't about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward - Rocky Balboa |
MWEB Joined: Feb 13, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: somewhere nicer than you PM |
Is this a local shop, for local people
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goldenface Joined: Dec 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Liverpool City Centre PM |
Hi, are these the only onions you've got? They look a bit mouldy to me.
I'll have 2 lotto lucky-dips for Wednesday, a thick sliced loaf and a big bottle of Tizer.
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goldenface Joined: Dec 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Liverpool City Centre PM |
Hello? Is anyone there?
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gaming_guy Joined: Oct 10, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: UK PM |
On 2008-09-01 13:29:06, goldenface wrote:
Hello? Is anyone there?
maybe the shop is closed?
otherwise everyone's just ignoring you
K700i > K750i > K810i (current phone)
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Sorry the shop is closed im crap at running a business. Anyone else wanna take over. |
Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Yeah hi, how's it going? can I get uh— What? You're closed? What the hell? This sucks! I come here for breakfast and you're shut? Well how would you like it if I ordered my breakfast and then went to get my money out and my wallet was shut? Would you like that? No money for mister corner shopkeeper man? You want that? Well sir, I shall take my business elsewhere. Good day to you.
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
FOR SALE |
Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Hmmm... What would I gain from buying your corner shop? How much are you asking?
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smilerthe cheshirecat Joined: Oct 22, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Cheshire, UK PM |
Awwwwwwwww here is the Corner Shop....
Now where is my blinking shopping list????
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