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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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why thanks mr , so what does the job involve.
oh and can i have a pay rise in 2 weeks i got to get a new cardboard box , my one smells of wee and mt bloody mum keeps dressing me in funny clothes.. . . so i need a new outfit.
thanks mr what do you say !
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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agreed
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lukechris
Joined: Dec 30, 2007
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On 2009-04-23 18:02:48, alexslane wrote:
excuse me sir , do you employ retards , my qualifications are
1. good at licking windows
2. i love clay
3. i can eat 3 red crayons in one go , but i like green ones the best .
well mr am i in and whats the pay.
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alexslane
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On 2009-04-23 18:25:27, tranced wrote:
agreed
so good morning mr , whats my dutys , there is a lady by the counter that wants to buy 3 wooden legs for her dog and a tin of ravioli for her lobster.
do we stock them.
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alexslane
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hmmmm take it that this shop is closed then ,
jesus i have only just got a bloody job here
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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@alexslane
Would you like to take over this shop? It's gone a bit downhill recently and we could do with a good friendly local around these parts.
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alexslane
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hmmmm is that a official offer ,
do i get a pay increase?
whats the holidays like
and can i get my inbreed family in to run the "local" shop
if so i would love to !
Me !
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alexslane
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Shop is now open for buisness
its now had a refresh and is run by me and my clay class family.
So whos first ?
can i tempt you with a sample of my sisters "sausage suprise"
we have a offer to the 3 customers , buy one and get 4 free
have to speculate to accumulate .
life is good i now own my own corner shop
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goldenface
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Great stuff - nice to see the shop open again.
Your sister's Sausage Surprise sounds a right laugh. Whats in it?
Can I please have a stale loaf, a packet of rotten bacon, a pint of curdled milk, a packet of broken digestive biscuits and a bag of those green potatos - if its not too much trouble.
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alexslane
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hello mr goldenface good to meet you in person , ok let me have a look for the stuff that you wanted ,
"Ma fetch me a bin bag"
sorry mr where all out of carrier bags you see and your order is rather big!
1. stale loaf of bread = 2.99
2. packet of rotten bacon = 4
3. broken biscuits = 2
4. green potatoes = 10 per sack
opps sorry my dog has just pee'd on them ( wifey get the cloth and stop dribbling )
hmmm thats better , dont worry mr add's to the taste
oh and you asked about the sausage suprise , well you see that in it is sausage ha ha suprise nothing else.
well i hope to see you again mr goldenface and thanks for shopping here.
oppps sorry ( kick the dog !!!) i forgot to give you the curdled milk.
ding( shop door)
bye!
next !!!
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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Good afternoon. I'd like 2 scooby snacks, a portion of smack and a box of sugarcubes please. I'm giving a little party tonight, you see.
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Tsepz_GP
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From: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Do yall sell Crystal and Don Perignon? If so id like 2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don.P ,im celebrating my 6days of freedom. 
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alexslane
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On 2009-05-02 20:01:42, hihihans wrote:
Good afternoon. I'd like 2 scooby snacks, a portion of smack and a box of sugarcubes please. I'm giving a little party tonight, you see.
Good Afternoon , and how are you today !
now then lets have a look,
Hmmmmmmm , having a party are we , sounds good.
Right then Wife fetch the party box !!!( not that one you dumb bint , thats my percy, SLAP!!!!!) , no go and fetch the party box for the customers
2 Scooby Snacks there you go .
a portion for Smack hmmmmmm finest quality , there you go ,that stuff will make you well monged out for days.
Sugar Cubes ? Brown or white , ok white got to think of the figure i suppose.
Oh and have some complimentry party hats and a box of party poppers, and a quick fumble in bed with my sister .
that will be 200 thanks very much .
Ding ( sound of the till opening)
Do come again
Goodbye !
Oh and do come again
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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Hello mr shopkeeper, good evening.
I would like to have extra small vada-pav (indian burger) with extra topping. Yeah, i want a cheap fully automatic money vending machine for my family and friends, which must give money in pounds, dollars and rupees only.
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alexslane
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On 2009-05-03 12:56:50, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do yall sell Crystal and Don Perignon? If so id like 2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don.P ,im celebrating my 6days of freedom.
Good Morning Kind Sir and how are you today !
well lets have a look ,
Oh whats the special occasion then , 6 days of freedom , i will never be free got that silly cow i am married to.
Good Choice on the drinks though ,
2 bottles of Crystal and and a 1975 vintage Don perigonon coming up .
Oppps the lid is loose on this one
"Clink" let me have a smell on this one .
Sorry Sir this one is not fit for compsumption , i think my Wife's been at the drink agian , "wife come here , where has the Crystal Gone"
Wife = Well i dont know ( Hiccup)
and Whats this inside it ?
Wife = Ummmmmmm its
Slap
We know what it is you smelly toe rag no say sorry to our lovely customer
Awfully sorry sir , please feel free to help yourself to some african wood bines rolled on a virgins thighs ( well it wont be my sisters thats rolled them thats for sure) .
That will be for cash !
ummmm , tap tap tap tap ( calculator )
305.99 for cash please.
Ding
do come agian .
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