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vanquish
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That's a funny thread 
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mrao
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
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From: Mumbai, India
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i still lmao readin the manish moments thread....he's started a goodbye esato thread now 
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OluYom
Joined: Oct 27, 2004
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On 2005-04-22 07:03:33, Oogamous wrote:
Hi All,
I've been reading posts on esato for almost an year now, and i have really liked some replies posted by certain members...very witty, funny and cracks you up...
Out of all, I liked this one the best So far... really takes the cake...
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On 2004-10-31 02:19:54, scotsboyuk wrote:
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I don't quite understand this obsession some people have with deriding SE because they release mobile phones that don't have 40 GB hard drives; processors capable of a teraflop; holographic displays; flux capacitors; teleporters; in-built toasters; washer-dryers; DVD players; particle accelerators; ray guns; fridges; desk lamps; microscopes; space capsules capable of atmospheric re-entry; guitars; hedge trimmers; luggage compartments; waffle makers; kennels for one's dog when one is away; lasers; orange peelers; enough RAM to run a marathon; scratchproof screens able to withstand a bullet; the abilty to transform into open top sports cars; bottles of orange squash for hot days; dinner suits for impromtu gala evenings out; cases made of the same material used for the space shuttle; cold fusion reactors and any number of other rediculous features.
SE make good quality mobiles, which include a number of excellent features. No manufacturer will ever make the perfect mobile, to say that this is a sign of a company being 'boring' is nonsense.
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2004-10-31 13:03 ]
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...Thought i'd share it with those who were not fortunate enough to read it before..
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[ This Message was edited by: Oogamous on 2005-05-03 16:21 ]
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Excellent choice there. But then Scots does have a way with words 
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gelfen
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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From: Melbourne, Australia
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this one still stands out for me, just because it was soooooo stoopid 
Knife Through my dads p800
it took a while to get going though.
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OluYom
Joined: Oct 27, 2004
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@gelfen: Now, that's a downright hilarious one!
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Qoastro
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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From: Sweden
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Hahahaha that one rocked!
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Oogamous
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
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omg!! now THAT was hilarious... my eyes are still watering from laughing so hard...
esp @
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On 2004-04-23 02:28:44, KSE wrote:
Just out of interest... does the hole improve the battery life at all, there being less screen to light up?
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On 2004-04-23 08:08:30, gelfen wrote:
just imagine that letter...
Dear Mr. 
Please be advised that after purchase of my brand new P800, I found upon opening the box a knife sticking through the screen. Believing this to be an accessory not previously mentioned on your website, I proceeded to use the P800 for several months but found it's performance lacking compared with features described in the manual. Coincidentally there was no mention of the knife in the manual either - an oversight on your part I believe. I was unable to make or receive calls, use the calendar, camera, and flip, or any software for that matter. Operating the touch-screen presented dangers I had hitherto not expected, but my doctor says the stiches should come out in a few more days (my medical expenses will be forwarded in a separate letter).
I enclose my P800, with proof of purchase, for your support division to investigate. I expect you to stand by the warranty of your product, and look forward to receiving a new or repaired P800 unit by return courier at your earliest convenience.
Yours faithfully,
Darth Vader esq.
CEO Vader Industries Pty Ltd
Dark Lord of the Sith
Advisor to His Imperial Majesty Palpatine
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Great One Gelfen!
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dr_thug
Joined: Nov 11, 2004
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nice one that gelfen....been here so many times...but missed these good forums
 oog...why didnt u tell me bout them earlier???
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Oogamous
Joined: Aug 14, 2004
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Huh? I thought i mentioned it when i said i'm putting your sex change thing in here. :-)
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Posted: 2005-05-10 20:54
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