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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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i seriously doubt Napoleon would agree... 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
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leibniz
Joined: Mar 04, 2003
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From: Western Canada
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of course not.
How can a dead man agree with *anything* ??
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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don't u believe in life after death? 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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oh i remember that song
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cyanx7
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From: Porto, Portugal
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iron maiden... ah, those were the days... 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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they also did a tour i think called Live after Death.....
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession
to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done, the
husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks
the
wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service
and
get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down
the
phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you
doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to
call
room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his
wife
a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself
over to
the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room
service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"
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jellyellie
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Eleventy7
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ellie ur too young for jokes like that, avert your eyes!
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jellyellie
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you call that bad, after the Eric story??
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Eleventy7
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i've not had the pleasure of reading the eric story yet....
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jellyellie
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 you need to get down here right now and read it!!
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Eleventy7
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i can't, i'm scared of the commitment
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jellyellie
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lol you'll love it
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leibniz
Joined: Mar 04, 2003
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From: Western Canada
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A western reporter goes to Armenia to write articles about that land. He meets an old man in a village and asks him about any memorable events in his life.
The old man says "well one time my donkey got lost, so me and my neighbors got some vodka and went looking for it. We looked and looked and finally found the donkey. Then we drank the vodka and one by one started screwing the donkey, it was a lot of fun."
The reporter figured he can't write an article about that, so he asked the old man to tell him another story.
The old man said: "well, one time my neighbor's wife got lost, so me and all the village men got some vodka and went out looking for her. We looked and looked and finally we found her. Then we drank the vodka and one by one screwed the neighbor's wife. It was a lot of fun."
The reporter, feeling frustrated, told the old man that he couldn't write articles about those stories and asked him if he had any dramatic or sad memories that he could talk about.
The old man paused a little and with a sad expression on his face said: "Well, one time I was lost........"
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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nobody can lose this joke...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
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Posted: 2003-04-14 17:10
