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The Official Esato "Im bursting for the toilet and my zip is stuck" Thread |
paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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i got locked in a port-a-loo, then it decided it would give itself a wash out with loadsof water
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
I woke up and it was sore. Quote from Wikipedia:
Torsions are sometimes called "winter syndrome". This is because they often happen in winter, when it is cold outside. The scrotum of a man who has been lying in a warm bed is relaxed. When he arises, his scrotum is exposed to the colder room air. If the spermatic cord is twisted while the scrotum is loose, the sudden contraction that results from the abrupt temperature change can trap the testicle in that position. The result is a testicular torsion.
Hello, Scroto!
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paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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too much detail!!!
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Hahaha, thats hilarious... Cold round your parts then?
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Indeed it is, yes. The west coast of Scotland is notoriously freezing.
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Who said I meant those parts?
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Ahh, touche!
Hello, Scroto!
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paul101 Joined: Mar 26, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: first to last PM, WWW
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On 2008-01-31 14:00:15, methylated_spirit wrote:
Indeed it is, yes. The west coast of Scotland is notoriously freezing.
it was snowing this morning, when i got back from the spar i resembled a snowman!!
I don't wanna sleep I don't wanna dream 'cause my dreams don't comfort me |
max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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On 2008-01-31 15:51:50, Muhummad-Oli wrote:
Who said I meant those parts?
I can't believe meths missed that pun
Your losing your edge meths..
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
I "touche'd" it lols
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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yep, nice touche mate! Chivalry ain't dead yet in England
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
I don't know it could well be, i'm not in England i'm in Scotland!
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
max_wedge Joined: Aug 29, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Australia PM, WWW
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doh! I knew that, I just lumped you all into the one island (unforgiveable I know)
You are free to call me a New Zealander in retribution..
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fatreg Joined: Jul 26, 2003 Posts: > 500 PM |
^^ Can we just call you British instead? as that is essentially what you are!!!
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Muhammad-Oli Joined: Jun 13, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: The NZ of L PM |
Haha, us New Zealanders get called Australian all the time. Especially by know-nothing US celebrities who think New Zealand is a state of Australia. That idiot rapper Akon thought New Zealand was in Europe!
Anyway, what says max_wedge is not Aboriginal, and therefore not British at all?! I don't think he is Aboriginal though...
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