The Official Esato "Im bursting for the toilet and my zip is stuck" Thread

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The Official Esato "Im bursting for the toilet and my zip is stuck" Thread

methylated_spirit

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:41

Any pant wettingly humourous close calls to share? Ever narrowly missed crapping yourself? Ever farted and followed through, with hilarious consequences? Share your anecdotes, capers, and hi-jinx with the "necessary place" here!

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vanquish

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:43

school, 1998.

*cry*
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methylated_spirit

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:44

details, my man, details!

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axxxr

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:46

Thats a bit personal meths!

[addsig]

scotsboyuk

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:46

As much as I am not a fan of toilet humour (pun very much intended), here is a little anecdote that may make you chortle.

I was absolutely bursting for a bowel movement and as that wonderful feeling of relief washed over me after I had gotten to the nearest water closet I realised that there was no toilet paper!

I had only two options; either resort to the Arab tradition of using one's hand or using the only available piece of paper I had. Thankfully for me Scotland has bucked the trend of the rest of the UK and has kept pound notes!

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"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC

[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-11 16:48 ]

haynesycop

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:49

rotflmao

loving it

amd1129

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:50

Lol

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methylated_spirit

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:51

ahh, the queens head, im sure thats the last place you wanted to stick it!

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scotsboyuk

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Posted: 2005-07-11 17:58

@meths

Her Majesty's portrait wasn't on it, it was Lord Islay. Whilst I meant no disrespect to Lord Islay, I was desperate. If Her Majesty's portrait had indeed been on it then I would have used the Arab method. Plus, it is an offence to deface a portrait of the Queen.

"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC

vanquish

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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:00

I farted and accidentally... came through... and... kids knocked down the doors for a joke and saw me.... weep!

but its okay now, lol, they were a bunch that left for a diff grammar school. [addsig]

paulbang

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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:21

@meth this will kill you.
In school, we had these divided toilets like in airports.
Rushed out of class - i wanted to get my bowels evacuated

Ran into the cubical pot and squirted out load- reminded me of the time when i used a larger hose pipe to water the garden. I think i caused a shit tsunami, i got my colon aireated, i was making to much noise and needed to do stealth shit i learned to do while playing splinter cell- on finishing up

i realised the taps were out- no water. Waited for 10 minutes when i heard someone occupy the next pot. I took out my hanky , wiped my butt and throw the dripy yet thing over to the other side (probably landed on the poor guys head) and stealthyly slipped away- james bond style

dont your thumbs hurt??

DJcreamz

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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:33

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On 2005-07-11 18:00:03, vanquish wrote:
I farted and accidentally... came through... and... kids knocked down the doors for a joke and saw me.... weep!

but its okay now, lol, they were a bunch that left for a diff grammar school.

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methylated_spirit

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Posted: 2005-07-11 18:40

Oh how i love to hear all about your wees and poops! tell me more!

I'm "turtling" as i type, must dash! pebble dash, that is