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The official best lines that WONT get you laid thread! |
xxambad4fellaxx
Joined: Mar 02, 2010
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You must be Jamaican..Coz Jamaican me crazy!!;) |
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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Today it is very hot here. Oh Jamaican, turn that fan on. FULL SPEED. 
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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On 2010-01-02 23:20:53, Nanu wrote:
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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That's the best chat up line I have heard for ages.
I would say I would use that one myself but I am sure that the wife would object !
Bronze trusted Trader ! <br />HTC Wildfire S |
Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Nice dress it would look good on my bedroom floor 
Phone?? What phone?? |
larry 68
Joined: Nov 09, 2007
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I Love the chloroform one, made me
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Well if you cannot take a joke then 
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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Why not smelling a laughing gas? 
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xxambad4fellaxx
Joined: Mar 02, 2010
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FAAARRRTTTTT!!!:D |
ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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oh that stinks
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xnuo
Joined: Aug 16, 2006
Posts: 206
From: Valencia, Spain
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+10 on the cloroform line. phrase FTW!
xnuo, M.D.
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fluke9
Joined: Oct 31, 2006
Posts: 461
From: Sarf Lundun UK
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Do you like chicken ???
Wanna suck this it's foul.
Any chance of a dance ???
I suppose a blow job is out of the question then.
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alenn
Joined: Nov 07, 2010
Posts: > 500
From: Croatia,Zagreb
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she:hey,wanna have sex?
he:no,just a beer |
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Posted: 2010-03-15 00:31
jay0726 | 
