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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Experience? What? That means nothing you telling me I need experience to stack shelves?
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: Netherlands
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Yes you do and a degree in Math Greek Grammar and Gymnastics.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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 Oh ok guess that's not for me then 
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Shame. If you said "Shove it" you'd be hired for speaking the appropriate language.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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 Oh really I forgot that well then shove the job up yer...............
[ This Message was edited by: Bonovox on 2010-05-26 21:07 ] Phone?? What phone?? |
hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: Netherlands
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To late mate, sorry, you're overqualified.
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Oh that's good then,good day to you sir 
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Surat, India
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Boysie
Joined: Jan 17, 2008
Posts: > 500
From: Southampton, England
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So who's running this establishment these days?
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Hans is the shop owner now
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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I thought it was MiniMysterio. But what the §#¥¤ I'll take over .
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Bonovox
Joined: Apr 13, 2008
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Oh jolly good then it will be good to have better new management
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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oh mush , ang a banger a sec , i thought that i was the daddy here.
Yeah ok so i have had a few trips to HMP cardiff and the twins like to play havoc with the locals and yes my wife is a crack whore , but there was nothing better than adding a pinch of welsh valleys class to a already fortified establishment.
Well i will say best of luck Mr Hanns , hope that the twins but give you to much grief and i will make sure that the wife keeps the back counter nice and clean whilst she hands out her sausage supprise to paying gentlefolk!
Oh and whilst i am here can i have a sticky copy of razzle, a gloopy copy of escourt , and the bi monthly copy of crack whore sheep shaggers , some matches ,a gallon of 4 star petrol, a packet of walkers crisps (hedgehog flavour) and 12 cans of special brew Please! .
Bronze trusted Trader ! <br />HTC Wildfire S |
hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
Posts: > 500
From: Netherlands
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Ah, it's Mr.Alex. What a pleasure to see you. Did you see your picture in our galoory of honourable members? Tell me, is that cute, not to miss, yellowish tainted, hooked nose Lady, your wife? She gave me a warm welcome when I entered her from behind. Gosh i'll remember her forever. She's at the back now, enjoying the crack I gave her while she is making herself decent again. Sorry, what did you order again? Matches, you need these, i've tested them all so i'm sure they are top class. 4star petrol is not available anymore but i've got fresh oil imported from America for a very special price, as low as the bottom of the ocean. Can I offer you a meal of baked liver and kidneys.
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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hmmm liver and kidneys you say , well bloody hell mam used to make me that my old boyo !
Well why not what about a nice side glass of absynthie to go with it.
Well mr hans its good to see a good shop owner giving a rubbish service , a man after my own heart.
It would be nice if you could give me some unleaded please instead ............ Whats that like for fires this time of year?
And can i have my jazz mags that i ordered then ?
Oh butty and how much do i owe you.
Cmon mr is this one on the house ? .......... As i used to run this joint.
Bronze trusted Trader ! <br />HTC Wildfire S |
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Posted: 2010-05-26 21:11
