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shithappens
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Posted: 2003-03-29 06:19
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a man's gotta do wat a man's gotta do
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere"
shithappens
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Posted: 2003-03-30 03:12
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the pickings are good if the populations more female oriented than male!!!! unless your approach's all wrong fij, hope u ain't targeting the males
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere"
pachy
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Posted: 2003-03-30 04:01
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@Fij, TOP TIP, Girls at that time of life want "cool" not "cash", "cool" can't be bought, stop washing, fart all the time infront of them, paint flowers on your Mini, & talk about gardening.(saying your dream is a world with equal rights for animals is a good one)
They will chase you down the road i promise.
But when they get to 24 they go for the cash !
jellyellie
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Posted: 2003-03-30 12:29
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pachy, you got experience?
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fijbert
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Posted: 2003-03-30 21:19
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I like hygene and I cant paint my car (it's a lease)
but yeah, some of my friends gv me the same advice..

@JwY, yeah sure.. but not much point
they all got bfs

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[ This Message was edited by: fijbert on 2003-03-30 20:25 ]
JwY
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Posted: 2003-03-30 21:55
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haha damn
rebirth.
fijbert
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Posted: 2003-03-30 22:09
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nice eye candy
especially in summer
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect
jellyellie
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Posted: 2003-03-30 22:24
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anyone heard good charlotte's 'i want candy' song??
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fijbert
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Posted: 2003-03-30 22:28
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nope
I love their song "boys and girls" tho
it's ever so true
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Sporko
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Posted: 2003-03-30 22:44
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'The happiest day of my life' is good too ... but kind of sad if you think about the text. (You'll see what i mean )
YES!! One of my threads is the MOST useless on Esato!!
cyanx7
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Posted: 2003-03-31 12:39
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just read pachy's message to Fij above...
u gotta love that guy...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
SCORPIONKING1982
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Posted: 2003-03-31 16:52
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True story -

I once had to stay off work for the day as I was up all night and was too tired in the morning. The reason I was up all night? I was having a marathon session with my very randy gf.

Respect is due.
cyanx7
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Posted: 2003-03-31 17:15
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the one u threw off the cliff?
(love and hate relation? )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
Bjerkebanen
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Posted: 2003-03-31 17:22
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Quote:

On 2003-03-31 16:52, SCORPIONKING1982 wrote:
True story -

I once had to stay off work for the day as I was up all night and was too tired in the morning. The reason I was up all night? I was having a marathon session with my very randy gf.

Respect is due.



Randy is also a Norwegian name.
Imadgine a girl come and say Hello im Randy! Nice to meet you.
SCORPIONKING1982
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Posted: 2003-03-31 17:22
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yeh thats the one, lovely looking girl, i just couldnt stand the nagging
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