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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
a man's gotta do wat a man's gotta do
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
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shithappens Joined: Sep 17, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia PM |
the pickings are good if the populations more female oriented than male!!!! unless your approach's all wrong fij, hope u ain't targeting the males
True Bravery is arriving home late after a boys' nite out, wife waiting with the broom & u ask: "Are u still cleaning or are u flying somewhere" |
pachy Joined: Nov 05, 2002 Posts: > 500 PM |
@Fij, TOP TIP, Girls at that time of life want "cool" not "cash", "cool" can't be bought, stop washing, fart all the time infront of them, paint flowers on your Mini, & talk about gardening.(saying your dream is a world with equal rights for animals is a good one)
They will chase you down the road i promise.
But when they get to 24 they go for the cash ! |
jellyellie Joined: Dec 27, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: England PM, WWW
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pachy, you got experience?
www.jellyellie.com |
fijbert Joined: Dec 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Montreal / Beirut PM, WWW
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I like hygene and I cant paint my car (it's a lease)
but yeah, some of my friends gv me the same advice..
@JwY, yeah sure.. but not much point
they all got bfs
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Sneezing while peeing..
bad combo
[ This Message was edited by: fijbert on 2003-03-30 20:25 ] |
JwY Joined: Dec 03, 2002 Posts: 500 From: Canada GTA PM |
haha damn
rebirth. |
fijbert Joined: Dec 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Montreal / Beirut PM, WWW
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nice eye candy
especially in summer
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
jellyellie Joined: Dec 27, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: England PM, WWW
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anyone heard good charlotte's 'i want candy' song??
www.jellyellie.com |
fijbert Joined: Dec 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Montreal / Beirut PM, WWW
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nope
I love their song "boys and girls" tho
it's ever so true
Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, therefore I am perfect |
Sporko Joined: Jul 05, 2002 Posts: 163 From: Sweden PM, WWW
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'The happiest day of my life' is good too ... but kind of sad if you think about the text. (You'll see what i mean )
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cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
just read pachy's message to Fij above...
u gotta love that guy...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
SCORPIONKING1982 Joined: Mar 11, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Leeswood PM, WWW
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True story -
I once had to stay off work for the day as I was up all night and was too tired in the morning. The reason I was up all night? I was having a marathon session with my very randy gf.
Respect is due.  |
cyanx7 Joined: Jan 02, 2003 Posts: 228 From: Porto, Portugal PM |
the one u threw off the cliff?
(love and hate relation? )
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Bjerkebanen Joined: Feb 26, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG PM, WWW
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On 2003-03-31 16:52, SCORPIONKING1982 wrote:
True story -
I once had to stay off work for the day as I was up all night and was too tired in the morning. The reason I was up all night? I was having a marathon session with my very randy gf.
Respect is due.
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Randy is also a Norwegian name.
Imadgine a girl come and say Hello im Randy! Nice to meet you. |
SCORPIONKING1982 Joined: Mar 11, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Leeswood PM, WWW
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yeh thats the one, lovely looking girl, i just couldnt stand the nagging |
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