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mark.spiro old
Joined: Nov 21, 2002
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post them here!!!
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Eleventy7
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: the rotten oasis
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OK. Tonight i got drunk, but didn't spend much money.
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Diggs09
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Australia
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I lost my credit card and it only took 3 working days for the bank to replace it!!! 
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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I went to the bathroom and I didnt miss....
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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I went to the bathroom too and I almost missed, but not quite.
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nocturnalchipmunk
Joined: Jan 16, 2003
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From: California, USA
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i went to the bathroom also, but forgot about that part to pull down your pants.
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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fij... don't bother reading this
the other day at this park near me there were these two kids in the year below me and they were really pissing me off so i got their basketball and kicked it in these prickily bushes. then one of them grabbed my football and kicked it over this hill. i went and got it then my friend got his basketball and started playing with it.
meanwhile, the other kid kept singing 'old macdonald had a farm'
it was REALLY annoying us. we wouldn't give his ball back and he ended up phoning his mum and saying some shit like 'mum, these 2 kids have my basketball and won't give it back'. then he got off the phone and walked over to our bikes and started kicking my dad's.
he was kicking our bikes over a £2 basketball? sad! we gave the basketball back and he just left it lying on the ground for us to do the same thing to... they go to my school, so the next time i see them they better run quick... i was SO close to wacking him in the face, in fact, if my dad hadn't been there, i would have done
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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conflict is never a solution, ellie... ignoring them is the answer. and u will be a stronger person if u ignore the kids instead of whacking them. 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
Bjerkebanen
Joined: Feb 26, 2002
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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Here is my story.
Once i went to NYC witout telling anyone. And when i woke up on my first day in NYC i coudent find my VISA card. I have never felt that alone. And i meet this homless guy and he askd me for money. And i told him i dident have anything coz i just lost my VISA card. And he became my buddy.
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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special buddy? 
or just plain buddy...?
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Bjerkebanen
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From: El culo del mundo! OSLO NORUEG
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No you see i HAD SOME NORWEGIAN CURENCY in my pocket and he dragd me from bank to bank to help me change em into $!
Anyways i dont recomend losing your Visa card! It sucks! Most banks in NYC say you need to be a customer here. |
cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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Great guy, then...
u were lucky, my friend...
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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On 2003-03-25 13:43, cyanx7 wrote:
conflict is never a solution, ellie... ignoring them is the answer. and u will be a stronger person if u ignore the kids instead of whacking them.
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ah, we ignored them in the end. i saw him at school today, i walked straight past him, ignoring his utterly childish comment
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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for the guys:
did u ever hafta go do ur business
and all of a sudden u sneeze and almost loose control, nearly spraying everything?!?!!?
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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I went to the toilet earlier & it all went fine......................
My cat thought it had an itch, but it didn't......................
I saw a huge box of apples on the TV once......................
My friends nan had an ingrowing toenail that was less painfull than expected.................................................................
WELL !!!!!, What a load of SHIT all these stories are, can we PLEASE make up some stories or something because obviously "true" is REALLY DULL !!!!!.
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Posted: 2003-03-24 22:54
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
