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Advice needed: work related car park matter |
Miss UK
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lol I wouldn't wanna start a phone shop if I even had the money,
maybe something like a Hotel or restaurant though 
too much competition with Retail and there loosing out cos of the internet which is cheaper 
Bagsys erm no sod WBA if thats what you mean used to live near there Stadium pfft!
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thomas93
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Thoreg93 is the shops name
James, paint some drawing pins black and litter them all over the parking space
Baggsy is basically dibs on. . . . . .
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Residentevil
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Put a fish in her air intake below the windscreen. 
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arien617
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On 2008-04-21 16:26:09, arien617 wrote:
Considering you know where she lives... under the cover of night visit her car with a balaclava and a valve core remover...
Need I say more?
I feel this was overlooked. Still stand by it being the best idea.. 
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thomas93
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Arien,
residentevil's fish sounds good.
If she has an old banger just water down her fuel
And a serious note, bit ott but an employment tribunral for unfair treatment.
0.8 miles away get a life you hag :@
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Cycovision
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Bribe a load of drunks from the nearest rough Pub to flip her car on it's roof. Or just on it's side, if there isn't enough room.
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tapojyoti
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Goto her with a fake pistol when you see her parking the car and point the pistol and say "Your money or ye car" if she says money,then get'em and quit your job(that is,if she isn't a beggar) or if she says the car,then drive the car straight to a river and put a brick on the accelerator level and jump out of the car before it smashes into the river..now you can rest your car their  Yeah..and I also encourage you to report the whole affair to the owner of the parking plot or the police.Say that she travels less than a mile by a car. (at Kolkata,we've got our famous rikshaws) they will atleast do something |
Danny_BFC
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On 2008-04-22 21:10:00, tapojyoti wrote:
the police.
Are you extracting the urine?
The police, for a parking space. Jeesh
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Daedalus85
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lol, thanks for all the tips guys, certainly made me smile
We had a calm word today, and we mutually agreed that if I ask nicely then it's ok, apparently its because I wasn't the nicest person in the world by text, and to be fair I prolly was a bit snappy because I'd been in a bad mood with her all week lol.
All fine now, it only works out at like one day out of every one or two weeks at this rate anyway.
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thomas93
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Does this mean it has to be locked or can we continue to make useless ideas? |
Daedalus85
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lol, be my guest, I'll come back here if it happens again
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tapojyoti
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Let's continue with this |
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Posted: 2008-04-22 18:39
