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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
How this shop stays open, you ask? Silly question, there is no lock on the door.
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phonecrzy Joined: Jul 19, 2008 Posts: 478 PM |
On 2009-09-16 23:25:57, hihihans wrote:
Todays special ! beef flavoured mini chips ! Special price ! Extra roasted ! (Read a few posts back)
mmm niccee.
Age is just a number.. Being 13 makes me no dumber than a wise old man  |
lukechris Joined: Dec 30, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Preston, UK PM, WWW
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Some bad news for the locals, nuclear bombs were planted in the middle of some Pedigree dog food, the whole building was shredded into 64,776,172.96 pieces.
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Bet the dogs had a field day with the food everywhere then. I left this shop not long after i opened it not my problem now lol
Phone?? What phone?? |
hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Ah well, at least it went with a BANG there is nothing worse than to fade away. BANG BANG
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mysterio Joined: May 08, 2009 Posts: 174 From: United Kingdom PM |
can i own da shop lol
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Right now there are a few men in white suits collecting all bits for examination. If you can find a piece you can have it. Put it in soil, cover it with plastic and wait untill a new shop grows out of this.
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Bonovox Joined: Apr 13, 2008 Posts: > 500 PM |
Mysterio you can have the shop for a quid
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lukechris Joined: Dec 30, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Preston, UK PM, WWW
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(payable to all esato members that have ever posted in this thread)
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
If it's a quid per post I can buy a Van and travel across the country selling everything without the hassle of complaining customers.
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mysterio Joined: May 08, 2009 Posts: 174 From: United Kingdom PM |
@bonovox do you accept monopoly money
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lukechris Joined: Dec 30, 2007 Posts: > 500 From: Preston, UK PM, WWW
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As an experienced bomb expert, erm, I mean cashier, correct me if I'm wrong but we only take Hong Kong dollars. Sorry
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mysterio Joined: May 08, 2009 Posts: 174 From: United Kingdom PM |
ill take a flight over and get some hong kong monopoly dollars
when i own this shop it will have new food and drinks including red bull
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mysterio Joined: May 08, 2009 Posts: 174 From: United Kingdom PM |
i think ill pass thanks anyway
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Anyone else for a shattered shop?
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