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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
No, you can't ! It comes in a package, together with the moon and stars.
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alexslane Joined: Jan 10, 2009 Posts: 439 From: south wales u.k PM, WWW
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thats right only if you purchase the moon and stars can you have the right to the sun.
Infact here is a free tooth brush i cant seem to shift the rest , cant work out why though.
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nirave Joined: Jun 20, 2009 Posts: 203 From: London (Occasionally Dubai) PM, WWW
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Can I have a toothbrush please, some of your special cheese with that delicious furry and green topping and a few pairs of clogs please?
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Aha! A pro! Nothing better than combing your hair with a cheese filled clog.
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Tsepz_GP Joined: Dec 27, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: Johannesburg, South Africa PM |
Do you guys hire out strippers? im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!
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nirave Joined: Jun 20, 2009 Posts: 203 From: London (Occasionally Dubai) PM, WWW
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On 2009-08-30 23:52:17, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do you guys hire out strippers?  im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!
Ah a message from the shop owner. Unfortunately, he's out with all the females. I can send you Ting Tong from thailand tho?
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Koon kon bah
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Tsepz_GP Joined: Dec 27, 2006 Posts: > 500 From: Johannesburg, South Africa PM |
On 2009-08-31 00:18:38, nv1286 wrote:
On 2009-08-30 23:52:17, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do you guys hire out strippers?  im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!
Ah a message from the shop owner. Unfortunately, he's out with all the females. I can send you Ting Tong from thailand tho?
Ting Tong? Is it a lady? Or a she-male? I dont do she-males.
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alexslane Joined: Jan 10, 2009 Posts: 439 From: south wales u.k PM, WWW
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hmmm ting tong is not available at moment, but when do have some very nice chaps with flaps, there going for a very reasonable rate to be honest, if you swap me half an ounce of colombians finest and a flaggan of scrumpy jack you got a deal. You can have her for any of you wildest pleasures.
oh and did you order a copy of lady boy bizarre , the sausage suprise edition.
its been here for a while but the twins managed to get the first 10 pages stuck together with man glue i am not sure what they mean, well anyways you have have it at a discount.
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goldenface Joined: Dec 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Liverpool City Centre PM |
Six eggs please. Yes, hen's eggs.
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Ok where do you want them? In your ears, on your head or 10minutes boiled and straight up your a...? Anything else mister?
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
Todays special ! beef flavoured mini chips ! Special price ! Extra roasted ! (Read a few posts back)
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goldenface Joined: Dec 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Liverpool City Centre PM |
I'd love some Beef Mini chips as long as I can just put them in my mouth and nowhere else. In fact I'll have a box of them and 10 rolls of toilet paper, please.
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hihihans Joined: Mar 15, 2009 Posts: > 500 From: Netherlands PM |
And all of that in your mouth? What kind of kinky shop you think this is?
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OffLineR Joined: Jan 17, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Istanbul, Turkey PM |
I can't believe that.
How on earth this shop still stays open.
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