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hihihans
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Posted: 2009-08-01 19:51
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No, you can't ! It comes in a package, together with the moon and stars.
alexslane
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Posted: 2009-08-30 20:02
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thats right only if you purchase the moon and stars can you have the right to the sun.
Infact here is a free tooth brush i cant seem to shift the rest , cant work out why though.
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nirave
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Posted: 2009-08-30 20:42
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Can I have a toothbrush please, some of your special cheese with that delicious furry and green topping and a few pairs of clogs please?
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hihihans
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Posted: 2009-08-30 21:30
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Aha! A pro! Nothing better than combing your hair with a cheese filled clog.
Tsepz_GP
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Posted: 2009-08-30 23:52
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Do you guys hire out strippers? im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!
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nirave
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Posted: 2009-08-31 00:18
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On 2009-08-30 23:52:17, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do you guys hire out strippers? im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!



Ah a message from the shop owner. Unfortunately, he's out with all the females. I can send you Ting Tong from thailand tho?
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hihihans
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Posted: 2009-08-31 14:57
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Koon kon bah
Tsepz_GP
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Posted: 2009-08-31 19:14
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On 2009-08-31 00:18:38, nv1286 wrote:

On 2009-08-30 23:52:17, GUCCI.011 wrote:
Do you guys hire out strippers? im home alone, need two, preferrably female. Thanx!

Ah a message from the shop owner. Unfortunately, he's out with all the females. I can send you Ting Tong from thailand tho?

Ting Tong? Is it a lady? Or a she-male? I dont do she-males.


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alexslane
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Posted: 2009-08-31 23:13
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hmmm ting tong is not available at moment, but when do have some very nice chaps with flaps, there going for a very reasonable rate to be honest, if you swap me half an ounce of colombians finest and a flaggan of scrumpy jack you got a deal. You can have her for any of you wildest pleasures.
oh and did you order a copy of lady boy bizarre , the sausage suprise edition.
its been here for a while but the twins managed to get the first 10 pages stuck together with man glue i am not sure what they mean, well anyways you have have it at a discount.

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goldenface
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Posted: 2009-09-11 14:57
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Six eggs please. Yes, hen's eggs.
hihihans
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Posted: 2009-09-11 20:37
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Ok where do you want them? In your ears, on your head or 10minutes boiled and straight up your a...? Anything else mister?
hihihans
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Posted: 2009-09-16 23:25
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Todays special ! beef flavoured mini chips ! Special price ! Extra roasted ! (Read a few posts back)
goldenface
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Posted: 2009-09-17 10:12
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I'd love some Beef Mini chips as long as I can just put them in my mouth and nowhere else. In fact I'll have a box of them and 10 rolls of toilet paper, please.
hihihans
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Posted: 2009-09-17 23:44
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And all of that in your mouth? What kind of kinky shop you think this is?
OffLineR
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Posted: 2009-09-18 13:45
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I can't believe that.
How on earth this shop still stays open.
Forever !!!
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