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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Knowing her, she probably ripped the poor cats hair out with her teeth..who wants a bald cat.
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Cycovision
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Yeah, possibly. I can't say for sure, but the cat didn't look very happy about it either...
I told you that Whiskas haven't got a factory in Sellafield, but you wouldn't believe me 
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goldenface
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LMAOTFWAJ 
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hihihans
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On 2009-06-07 00:47:47, goldenface wrote:
LMAOTFWAJ
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-06 23:49 ]
Call me stupid but ? ? ? 
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lukechris
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On 2009-06-07 23:25:59, hihihans wrote:
On 2009-06-07 00:47:47, goldenface wrote:
LMAOTFWAJ
[ This Message was edited by: goldenface on 2009-06-06 23:49 ]
Call me stupid but ? ? ?
LOL I've never laughed so much, a simple google search of LMAOTFWAJ brings up, well look
LOL
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Cycovision
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Yeah, well, it's all well and good you lot LMAOTFWAJ's your arses off; what are we gonna do about this dodgy cat food?
Mrs. Andrews has rang again; apparently her cat has just had a dump in the garden and all of her geraniums have died?
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goldenface
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...WAJ 'With Aching Jaws' I made that one up.
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lukechris
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We know you made it up your still the only one on google 
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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knock knock anybody home?
I could do with some cat food for the mrs and kids, we have been slung out on the streets again.
this time the twins pinched our bail officers wifes bra whilst she was sleeping and put some sort of funny smelling weed in his rolling tobacco,
oh and while your there have you got my monthly copy of readers wifes and razzle!
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Cycovision
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How ya doin', buddy? Long time no see, good to see ya again an' all that!
I'm afraid we've ran out of readers wives and razzle however, seeing as it's you, I can let you have my copy of "one-armed 70+ euro amateur housewives" if you like? There's only pages 14 and 15 stuck together? Well... 26 and 27 as well but you can still see her nippl...
Anyway, sorry to hear you've all been chucked out. And that your bail officer's wife suffered scuff marks on her bosoms from them dragging on the floor, and that he himself suddenly started calling you "alex baby" and spent three hours explaining how Jimi Hendrix was a genius but a bit crap at the same time...
You don't want any wooden clogs do you? This Dutch guy came in and insisted that we sell them? Very strange, but he seemed like a nice bloke.
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alexslane
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hmmmmm lets seee,
clogs you say , well i might be interested in the job lot , my freinds the treochy male voice choir are going to holland this month for there latest tour of the brothel scene and needed some footwear .
how many do you have ?
oh and thanks for the offer of "one-armed 70+ euro amateur housewives" think i will pass on that if you dont mind the only reason being is that my mother is in there on the centerfold , shes a right little go'er its the one that looks like nanny mcphee and a meerkat in one apprently she has been asked by the not so well know "non shaved saggy welsh granny with fleas fortnightly" to do the front cover , they must like her!.
oh i have missed this shop , i love what you have done with the place it looks trebbile , just how i like it , run down and smelly.
oh and i forgot got any jobs going for me and the twins , there Crack Cocaine habbit is bleeding me dry.
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Cycovision
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I think there's about 40 pairs of cloggs all together, except that they're not really pairs unfortunately. They're all for the the left foot only. They were meant to be going to a one-legged dance troupe who were supposed to appear on "Holland's got talent", but a drunken three-legged race one night put almost half of them in hospital, so they had to cancel.
I thought I'd seen that centerfold chick before, I had no idea she was your mum! She still owes me a fiver for the crabs ointment I had to buy after last time, could you remind her for me please?
Yeah, the shop's coming along fine now. I don't know what happened to the owner though? I was just chatting away to him one night about scabies and showing him my herpes sores when he suddenly started crying and tearing his hair out? Then he tried to slash his wrists with a bic safety razor, ran out the door, and I haven't seen him since!
So yeah, you can help out here if you like. You can make a start by removing all the new stuff from the shelves and replacing it with stuff that's 2 years past it's sell by date?
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alexslane
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ummmm mrs jones just beeeennnnn in phew !
she say thats she's going to cancel her papers !
the twins took her papers around and came across in the front of her garden a big pile of horse poop .
well whilst after much delibration the twins then deceied to cover her brand new hyundia matiz in it ,
look they took a picture on there k800i that they pinched from the last house.
after she told them off this is the response that they gave
not good at all , were going to end up getting kicked out of this village , i do try to set a good example honest.
right i have put all the new toothbruses in the bin and put of the second hand ones from the local irritable bowl syndrome department of the local hospital , they did not clean there teeth with them just there ring peices so we can safely say knowbody has used they to brush there teeth boss
Whats next .
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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Good morning to ya all. I can do with a pair of them old brushes. They will be great to use with the take-out leftovers from last week. Tell you what, is was so to much that this will be the 4th night i'll be eating this. Have you guys ever noticed there is a special coating coming over your food if you leave it for an hour, its to keep it fresh i think, innovative isn't it.
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krazyd007
Joined: Jul 01, 2009
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could i have the sun (page 3) |
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Posted: 2009-06-06 22:57
