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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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if this guy, lukechris, asks for alcohol, tell him not!
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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Are you absolutely sure?!?!? He gets withdrawal symptoms if he hasn't had a small glass of Lager Shandy by lunchtime, you know? Last time that happened, even the bloody Riot Police were hiding under the tables...
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Well well just reopened and pretty busy here. I have a plant here as a gift for you, treat it well and it'll blow your mind. O hi lukechris can I buy some scotch for you? You know what, I'll treat all. Bear for all! I'm so glad the corner is open again. Hihi Hihi 
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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Hicup hicup hicup, right then were is my fag's, who's first i am going to do us all a little drink and well get on and do some work.
I got a delivery coming in later mate do you think you could have a look for the price gun.
There cheap ammo for the local asbo crew. Some grenades and a box of pepperami's . Jesus this shop looks to tidy ! Got the new mrs coming down later with some spray can's she says that the outside could do with a paint.
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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@cyco: lukechris has proclaimed himself as the shop's youngest client a while ago. he cant have grown up so fast in matter of months.
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Ok  no booze for him, can I slip him a fag. By the way, Alexsane! I've got a shipload of wooden shoes, are you interested to sell them here?
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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Hmmm, that plant smells a bit funny. Are you sure that you're supposed to be drying it out? Wooden clogs, eh? Yeah, we can shift those. Just stick them over there in the patronizing national dress section along with the German Lederhosen and the French berets.
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Eh, Mr Shopkeeper, there is something wrong with the cat food in this shop, is it past its sell by date?
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Tsepz_GP
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
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From: Johannesburg, South Africa
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LMAO!!  Goldenface, ye that doesnt look quite right . . .
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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I'll say!!!!
Looks great. If only a Big Mac meal had the same effect on me.
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Something wrong? How dare you. That's why it was so expensive. Like scotch the older it gets the better it is.
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Well if that cat could speak I doubt he would agree with ya. Now I want a refund or I'll be taking my business elsewhere.
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lukechris
Joined: Dec 30, 2007
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From: Preston, UK
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On 2009-05-18 23:06:03, Cycovision wrote:
Are you absolutely sure?!?!? He gets withdrawal symptoms if he hasn't had a small glass of Lager Shandy by lunchtime, you know? Last time that happened, even the bloody Riot Police were hiding under the tables...
Correct 
On 2009-05-18 22:48:04, Cycovision wrote:
And what can I do for you, young sir? I've got a shitty old graphics card that won't work with your computer if you're interested?
Oh and that left me in stiches
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Hello what took you so long? Rehab?
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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He had a nasty accident involving a sink plunger, a coat hanger and a rabid badger. He was trying to get rid of all that bloody radioactive cat food by burying it in a field, when he accidentally dug into a badger's set and... oh, you don't want to know, honest...
Mrs. Andrews was in earlier, by the way. She wants to know why her cat's hair has all fallen out?
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Posted: 2009-05-18 22:50
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