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Wildlife on Esato with scotsboyuk |
paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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@cyco its me right?
@scots hey i was right behind you while you were observing all of this.
to busy with meth and mass scots forgot to observe djcream lurking in the dark,trying to get noticed and failing miserabaly.this creature has peculiar habits. He loves hanging around meth and enjoys it when meth shits on his chest.hey also takes immense pleasure in holding a sledge hammer incase a certain paul comes posting.
i was shaken with laughter when i saw this creature move-a cross between a frog and a snake it seemed so confused but managed to get to somewhere eventually.its feeding habits are weirde to- opens his mouth and hopes for nicely aimed bird droppings to fall his way. Sometimes they get into his eye and them he growls at paul but them washes it of with some monkey urin eventually noticing that i mean no harm.
petting this creature can mean certain death in some cases- don't pet his head as thats where his testpickles lie(an effect of radiation). Don't pet from the bottom or he'll fart liquid nitrogen and you'll be a swelly frozen mass- i really don't know where to pet him so i pet myself and make him watch, meth knows for sure.
Best of all, djpream can be very appreciative and shows this by frogi movements- shaking of the head in rapid motion,slurrping from the tea hole and evacuating (not irradiating) his bowels in a swishy way. . . Help he's got me. Scots fired from his air gun hitting dj on the toenail which has to be amputated now  so long friend.
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Cycovision
Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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From: England
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At the request of Scots, I cannot name the person I have in mind in this thread. I will say though that it's not you either, paulbang.
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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@sotts, very good
@paul, very..... strange, perhaps one can learn to say my name right in just one post
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JK
Joined: Feb 24, 2005
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From: S. Africa - JOZI
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mmmmm is it me?? it is right?? |
mustafabay
Joined: Sep 27, 2004
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From: Egypt
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I think this thread is about esato creatures in the wild not garbage posters. |
scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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@mustafabay
Is there a difference? 
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
vanquish
Joined: Mar 20, 2003
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wot does posting junkie actually mean, many posts, stupid posts etc.
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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@dj hey all said in good humor- no hard feelings intended 
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Cycovision
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@786KBR
no, it's not you
@Vanquish
yeah, post junkie = someone who's addicted to posting so much that they'll post anything anywhere 
@Scots
sorry for sending your thread widely off topic, I didn't mean that to happen at all. I shall now refrain from posting again and just await your latest wildlife write-up 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I was talking to mince ages ago about doing a thread exactly like this, "Life on the Esato serengheti" i cant remember whether we started it or not...great minds think alike, eh scotty?
Hello, Scroto!
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paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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From: Bangalore - starry eyed surpri
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@meth lol. . . I think you just insulted scots .
By the way, where were you for such a long time?
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Glenny
Joined: Feb 26, 2005
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From: Mars
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thats just plain stupid, thats why its so goooood
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Hahahaha, proof that meths had this idea ages ago! This is a pm i sent to mince-inside...
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On 2005-01-22 00:36, methylated_spirit wrote:
Ive had a great idea for a comedy thread - "Wildlife on Esato"
The idea is, we are attenborough types, describing life on the esato Serengeti... "a fatreg can often be seen scurrying along at dusk towards the buffet"...build up whole animal behavioury-nature programmey- type thing! It can be the new "m'n'm" project, we aint done one for a while, want in?
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Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
scotsboyuk
Joined: Jun 02, 2003
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@meths
When did you knock that up?:P
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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har har har! Dammit, i've been gazumped! Ah well, i'm not going to dwell on it...well, maybe a bit, in secret 
Hello, Scroto!
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Posted: 2005-07-16 05:31
