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scotsboyuk
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Tonight we go in search of that most common of creatures, the methylated_spirit. Join me as I travel into the deepest darkest depths of the Rubbish threads (known to the natives as Garbage) as we search for this brazen beast.
Our journey takes us to the vast wildnerness of the mince & meths advice thread. A vast plain of rubbish and incoherence. Here, lurking amid the filth and squalor we hope to sight a methylated_spirit.
It isn't too long before we catch sight of this creature. Here we can see him lurking by a thread waiting for someone to reply. The feeding habits of this creature are particuarly interesting. After slaking his thirst at the tea hole he wanders over to one of the many feacal threads he leaves lying around. These droppings attract other Esato creatures and it is here that the methylated_spirit renews the cycle of feeding and excrement.
The creature waits impatiently as an unsuspecting Esatonian approaches, obvlious to the danger. The poor Esatonian approaches the newly created thread and hesitantly looks it over. The methylated_spirit sees his chance and before the poor creature realises what has happened, he has posted.
Over the next few hours we several more Esatonians caught in this trap. Attracted to the excrement that is the methylated_spirit's threds these poor creatures become trapped in a never ending thread of muck.
The methylated_spirit will slowly feast upon these poor unfortunates at his leisure. Suddenly from out of the bush we see a moderator approach, heavily armed to deal with this most dangerous of beasts. A few shots are fired and the thread is closed. It is too late for the poor creatures trapped inside, but that is the way of the jungle.
Our creature, scared off by the moderator, soon meets up with a mate, a mince-inside. The mating habits of these creatures are far too repulsive and graphic and slobbery for us to depict in this family thread.
It is time to leave this creature alone now. One has to respect the beast and know when to leave it in peace.
Until next time ...
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Jim
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Hahahahahahaha
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lmao
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Great one!
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ten18
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ah yes marvalous, and where were you hiding when thy incident took place scotsboy? perhaps in thy legendary esato tree with a pair of binoculars and a trusy k750 by your side yes? did thy manage to get any snapshots of the beast in action?
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Nah, scots is much more experienced than that. He was hiding behind one of my god awfull PC advice threads, dodging occasionally between some of the even bigger piles of crap that a certain newish member (who's name shall remain un-uttered) seems to be leaving behind in an blatent attempt to get his post count up 
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scotsboyuk
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@ten18
I'll see if I can find a picture of me on safari for you.
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On 2005-07-15 22:07:30, Cycovision wrote:
I SMELL
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Cycovision
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I most likely do smell Nitro, the weather is flipping hot at the moment!
But it wasn't you I was refering to, you're not a post count junky
So who is it?
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scotsboyuk
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In the middle of the great Esato plains we seek out the ancient and decrepit beast known as a masseur.
A placid creature, its diet mainly consists of Sony products and Wi-Fi applications. Even thought this is gentle creature, advanced age has made it somewhat senile and we stand the risk of being charged down by one.
To track this ancinent creature down we must first look for a tranquil. The masseur uses this younger creature to help guid it around Esato and the tranquil acts as a sort of surrogate mother, propping up the old creature.
We first catch sight of the tranquil-masseur pairing at a thread created by one of Esato's newer members. This is how they prefer to feed, by taking a thread off-topic as they playfully frolick with one another.
Neither creature has ever been seen mating in the wild it is believed that they travel to a wild and inaccessible part of Esato, mysteriously known as the Moderator Forum, to procreate.
It is believed that these creatures are also related to the much rarer Cytech and arnoldc and the now extinct jh67. Palaeantologists have postulated that all these creatures have a common ancestor in the mythical laffen.
Now as we appraoch the pair from out of the reeds the wind changes and they catch sight of us. They have a unique defense mechanism to deal with danger, the baility to lock threads. Undeterred we track them to another thread, this time it appears that the much older masseur beast cannot keep up with the tranquil and he quickly falls by the wayside.
We decide it is time to back away and leave this pair alone.
Until next time.
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mustafabay
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For both episodes: rotflmaoapaotp.
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parsnip
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Lol btw @cyco are u talking about amd1..
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scotsboyuk
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No accusations or insinuations over people's posting habits in this thread please.
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Posted: 2005-07-15 20:27
Download and watch it 
