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Wedded Bliss with Miss C and scotsboyuk |
tranquil
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You two sound like an old married coupple on the edge of devorce!
I dont know wether to lock this of wack it off in to the Garbage.
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scotsboyuk
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Oh here comes tranquil from next door? Are you looking at my wife .. er my husband I mean?
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"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
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tranquil
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No, it's the coppers looking in to a report of potential domestic disorder. The Party is too loud. The whole neighbourhood is complainig.
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haynesycop
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thats rich coming from the biggist slut this town has ever seen
did i say slut i meant gigalo no slut
well you do have abit of both in you
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scotsboyuk
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It's her officer, she's got her mother walled up behind the cooker to get the inheritance. Check her knicker drawers, she stashes stolen lollipops there as well. She beats me! For the love of God man, she beats me! I brought her flowers the other night, but they were the wrong shade of violet; she pulled my hair and gave me a wedgie. I ran from this house screaming in terror, she would have given me a Chinese burn if she could. You've got to lock that b***h away! For the love of Cher do something!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
scotsboyuk
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How can you say that darling after all we've been through? Does that night in the gutter mean nothing to you? Does the time I scraped my vomit from your side of the bed count for nothing? Do you not consider all the times I've thought of you when I've been with other women, that's devotion baby, that's true love!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
tranquil
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Sir, I believe her fury is related to you lack of ability to please her as a man. These lolipops in the knicker drawers might look like lolipops but you see the button at the end there? If I turn the lolipop on you see it's ment for elsewhere on a female body than a lolipop.
Her beating you might be a way for her to get your attention?
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haynesycop
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spot on officer
maybe you could teach my husband a thing or too
are you married officer (she blushes and flickers eyelashes)
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tranquil
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Maam, Im used to taking the wate out in the garbage, so I have to admit I am happily marrid since 1995.
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scotsboyuk
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Why don't you join us officer. I'm a bisexual and my wife here is a transvestite who is actually a man that ha sbeen sleeping with a man who used to be a woman. Why not join us, we could certainly use your truncheon there.
*whisper* Right when she's not looking you bash he ron the head with your truncheon ... what? no your police truncheon ... what? no metal stick! ANyway, you bash her with that and we'll take the lollipops and flee to Scoolhorpe where we can live out our lives as a couple of elderly spinster transvetites.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
haynesycop
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oh officer what a shame
looks like i will be sticking with my lollipop my huswife is no match for a good old drumstick
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scotsboyuk
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I'm surprised you aren't sick of drumsticks seeing as your mother has two of them for legs. Didn't stop her from giving me friction burns on my shouders with them though!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
tranquil
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Sir, it is not in my job description to please th customers.
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scotsboyuk
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So your wife has been telling me officer. 
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tranquil
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She told me you were not in any shape, even when sober, to plaese anyone what so ever... ( back at you)
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Posted: 2005-07-01 21:31
