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Wedded Bliss with Miss C and scotsboyuk |
scotsboyuk
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Honey I'm home!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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haynesycop
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about time!
sometimes i think you love the pub more than me
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scotsboyuk
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Come on ba ..baby .. hic ... is that ... hic ... hic any ... any ... any ... anyway to talk ... to hic ... your loving ... loving ... sweet ... loving ... love of your life ... hic ?
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
haynesycop
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dont wind me up mr, were have you been, who were you with, what were you doing?
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scotsboyuk
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I've been at work all day trying to earn enough to keep you in silk knickers and that's the welcome I get? Not even a 'here's your pipe dear' or 'let me rub' your feet dear'?!
I don't know why I put up with his! Your sister was always better looking anyway!
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haynesycop
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You finished work 3 hours ago, you come in sticking of whiskey, while i have been here all day looking after the triplets
and you wonder why i am angry
men 
*slams door*
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scotsboyuk
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Triplets?! Where did they come from? I don't have any kids with you? It's that window cleaner isn't it?! What's his name? Donny Dangley, that's the one! Spill it you hussy! His shammy's been used on more than windows here!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
paulbang
Joined: Apr 01, 2005
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Hi dad its me your adopted son . . . I don't speak very well and an not good at school either. I do my bit by helping with the triplets who look just like you. I also play the guitar and like mom a lot. You can show me the door but i'll always be here sitting outside in the rain 
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scotsboyuk
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Another kid?! I don't remember any of you? When did we adopt you? Are you sure we adopted you? Your a bit on the ugly side, but maybe I was smashed when I signed the papers.
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
haynesycop
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it is not my fault you have slow swimmers, a trip to the sperm bank was the only way for as to become parents *sniff*
donny dangler  which is more than can be said for you
what about deidre from personell, she has been getting more than personal with you!
dont deny it, i saw lipstick stain on your shirt
you @£*/$!*
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scotsboyuk
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Your a common strumpet, but that's low even for you! You know fine well that my sperm count was damaged after that time your whale of a mother punched for stealing her Mars bar!
As for what I'm packing, Dierdre certainly isn't complaining, nor was your sister or half the street! That's right I can be trampy as cheap as you!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
haynesycop
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well if thats the case then pack your bags and go!!!
then i can move your dad in
yes thats right
he has been hitting all the right spots ever since we were married unlike his son
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scotsboyuk
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Papa? Not papa? No it can't be! You moster! Is it not enough that you look like you've been dragged backwards through the grocery counter at Sainsbury's, but you have to ruin my father's life too? No wonder he's in a wheelchair, your insatiable lust has paralysed the poor man.
I didn't realise you had any 'right spots' to hit what you being so cold and everything. Anyway here's something to keep you warm, papa's a woman, he had the op a few years back.
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haynesycop
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as for being dragged backwards through the grocery counter at sainsburys
of course, how else do you think i got promoted!!!
your father and me have something in common then, that single hair on my chin wont go away for a reason you know
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scotsboyuk
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I should have know! All the signs were there, the borrowing of my razor; leaving the toilet seat up; the fact that you sing baritone in the church choir. I thought you had just inherited your mother's looks though.
Well I'm actually pleased you're aman, you see I'm gay. I've been having it off with your father and your mother, who's actually a man. Oh and I hate your cooking!
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC |
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Posted: 2005-07-01 20:38
