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Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-25 17:53
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On 2005-05-25 08:04:35, fatreg wrote:
http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

is a quality site!

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FAT PIE RULES: 1 came up to me and sed gizza fag! im 14 for god sake... not everyone in my generation is a little scum who smokes causing mischeif wearing burberry( as i know quite alot of you are adults ) www.chavscum.com is where you will find what a chav is, if it dont work, try .co.uk
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Posted: 2005-05-25 20:43
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We call them the "baraki" and they are f*cking everywhere but one thing is good: they are not slapping random people in the streets, they are too dumb to come up with that actually. I hate their language, how they feel superior, how they have to annoy smaller/younger kids (makes them feel big), how they have to walk, how .... well the list can be long.

Just to say that you are not the only one to suffer with this
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Posted: 2005-05-25 21:56
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Chav basically = townie = dumb shit who wears a hoodie.
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Posted: 2005-05-26 17:04
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wrong, or right where you live, a townie is someone who dosent fall into a category. e.g chav, greebo, skater(me ) goth etc
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Posted: 2005-05-26 17:10
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Lets play google define: Chav

Chav is a derogatory slang term currently in popular usage throughout England. It refers to a subculture negatively-stereotyped as being uneducated, uncultured and prone to antisocial or immoral behavior. The label is typically (although not exclusively) applied to teenagers and young adults of white working class or lower-middle class origin. A male chav is sometimes referred to as a chavster and a female as a chavette, although chav is typically used to refer to both sexes.

Define: Townie

Townies have long been referred to by city dwellers as those that are familiar with the centre of a city or large town. From the Pubs to the regular hang-outs that exist within the Central Business District, the term, when used indicates a street wise, fast wit with a liking for beer and possibly a red nose from alcohol consumption. For instance one could say: "He's a right old townie" and mean it with affection. The term has unfortunately taken a different meaning in more recent years although the word 'townie' has been replaced with other variations, see Urban context 2.

Urban context 2
A completely different meaning of the word has developed inside urban environments across the UK from the 1990s. Townies are considered to be lowest group within urban society and are generally considered to be pests and annoyances. Stereotypically, a townie male is someone who sports an up-turned baseball cap, sports clothes, frequently wears white trainers, and usually has a shaven head or short haircut. Townie males particularly can be identifed with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are stereotyped as mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and heavy binge drinkers.

Townies can also be identified by their large numbers around local shops or bus shelters, or in parks or the town/city centre area. They have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (eg Vauxhall Novas). Townies are often described by locals as the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft, and violent crime. A famous satirisation of townies can be found in the comedian Ali G who potrays himself as a sterotypical townie. Traditionally Townies and Goths are opposites, and dislike one another enormously.


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Posted: 2005-05-26 17:16
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hers chav definition along with pics.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav&r=f
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Posted: 2005-05-26 17:21
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This happy slapping thing is ridiculous. Id love some dirty chav to try to do this to me, he'd get the biggest beating he'll ever see in his life.

Luckily for me im not 14, im 26, tall, well built and quite menacing to look at.

Come on chavs, i dare ya'
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Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-26 18:01
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id just nick there phone( if its a )
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Posted: 2005-05-26 22:37
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@ jagger2k, nice one. That describes perfectly many of my local chavs.
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Posted: 2005-05-26 23:41
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In Manchester the word is scally and they tuck there trousers in there socks. Lol
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Posted: 2005-05-27 00:30
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I downloaded a few of those Devvo videos from the fat pies site earlier today...

Oh how i would just love to give that guy a good slap. Hes a typical chav, walks around playing "the big-man" when really if i urinated at him, it would knock him onto his arse !
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Posted: 2005-05-27 17:43
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On 2005-05-26 23:41:00, Ridahz wrote:
In Manchester the word is scally and they tuck there trousers in there socks. Lol


lol same here
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Posted: 2005-05-27 22:32
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Have you seen the Devvo video where he tries to sell a bus ticket to some guy walking past ?

That IMO was staged. Nobody, not even a child would have let him bully them into buying a bus ticket and then run away without their coat. I reckon so anyway.
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Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-27 23:00
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id laugh if some homeless guy bought it.....then used it for rolling he he he, you know
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Posted: 2005-05-28 00:05
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I doubt even Devvo would get any money from a homeless guy, or stand a chance at beating him up.

The homeless guy would probably just thrust his half empty bottle of Old Grouse into his face.
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