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Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:26
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to be honest, im expecting this to go into garbage, and would prefer it in garbage to be honest, but anyway.
They are so f@@@@@in dum!! chavs(those burberry smoking people) got me, not only that, but on a 6600! and whats with the 'did ya get it!?' its soo annoying!! any of you been victims of it!?
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jagger2k
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:38
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no, but a chav attempted it, he thought he would be clever and try slapping and filming at the same time (what a prick) any way i saw it comming and just before he made contact i twisted his arm behind his back and... well i own owned a new phone (it had images of me on it and was proberly stolen in the 1st place) , bottom line is am 18, am not gonna be made look like a twat by a 15/16 year old, and btw that phones long gone now
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:42
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that must be sooo crap walking around thinking some prick is going to try that sh*t.
If i lived in the uk i would form a happy-slapper slapper kind of thing, involving beating the crap out of happy slappers, and "confiscating" all camera-phones or cameras in general. [addsig]
Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:55
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he he( i see you escaped from notts folling me want to escape too) if its a sony ericsson, give him back his sim, as he has some taste, or at least the person he stole it off did
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jagger2k
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:57
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On 2005-05-24 22:55:31, Glenny wrote:
he he( i see you escaped from notts folling me want to escape too) if its a sony ericsson, give him back his sim, as he has some taste, or at least the person he stole it off did


lol, it was that nasty square shaped nokia, i took the sim out there and then and broke it.

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Glenny
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Posted: 2005-05-24 22:59
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nooo nokia 7600 my m8 has that! not the mp3 that no1 can hear on full voulume! my m8 has it, it rules, give it too me
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:09
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Well it's smashed so it's not very useful now
jagger2k
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:16
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On 2005-05-24 22:59:07, Glenny wrote:
nooo nokia 7600 my m8 has that! not the mp3 that no1 can hear on full voulume! my m8 has it, it rules, give it too me


2 things, if you read the last line of my post i said i dispososed of it in an enviromentally friendly way (took the battery out and put it in a fire and 2 even if i did have it it would need contaminating or else you might catch somthing
folling182
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:23
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just one tiny question...
what are chavs??
I left england when i was about 11 so i wasnt to streetwise you could say... and here in spain my english doesnt get updated, except for the odd thing i see in movies (like pikeys=gypsies, learnt in Snatch)
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:30
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On 2005-05-24 22:38:14, jagger2k wrote:
no, but a chav attempted it, he thought he would be clever and try slapping and filming at the same time (what a prick) any way i saw it comming and just before he made contact i twisted his arm behind his back and... well i own owned a new phone (it had images of me on it and was proberly stolen in the 1st place) , bottom line is am 18, am not gonna be made look like a twat by a 15/16 year old, and btw that phones long gone now



well if u ever "obtain" another phone like that.. lemme know i mite buy it off u
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jagger2k
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:36
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Chav Jagger2k would describe it as a disgusting council esate tramp, they are very thick and do not have much of an education due to them fuking their best mates sisters instead of going lessons, they also are dressed in white from head to toe, and the girls (Chavettes) have their hair tied back so tight it looks like they have given them selfs a face lift, and if you see them in the street the main things they say is "gizz us 5p" or "Gizz us a fag"

Also the advantage of obtaining a phone from a chav is you wont have to worry about it being blacklisted for 3 reasons, 1 because it is stolen in the first place, 2 they wont able to afford the phone call to the network operator and 3, they wont know that the fuk a imei number is. lol

Talking of which i went inside a mcdonalds last week to see a chavtte ordering a "Mc Shizzle"??????? what the fuk is a mc shizzle?

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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:45
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lol @jagger, u sure u werent the one who tried a happy slap and got jacked?
jagger2k
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Posted: 2005-05-24 23:49
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am 99.9% sure it wasnt me
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Posted: 2005-05-25 08:04
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http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

is a quality site!

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Posted: 2005-05-25 11:08
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lol i love it DEVO!!

id beat the shit out of any one tht tries that to me
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