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How my P910i improved my sex life. |
ares Joined: Dec 11, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Coimbra, Portugal PM |
Itīs a p910...i saw the keypad
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soichiro Joined: Jan 12, 2004 Posts: 258 From: Cucumberland PM |
now this is what i call sex education! great lesson there avatar!
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mobman Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Manchester UK PM |
to be honest i try to hide my p900 as much as i can when i'm talking to a girl. as much as i love it i just dont think it turns girls on. and dont even start me on the fact that when i actually get to the point where i'm gonna take the girls number, i not only have to get my phone out so she can see it - i also have to get the frikkin stylus out!
oh the shame!
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Sammy_boy Joined: Mar 31, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Staffordshire, United Kingdom PM, WWW
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I already have a girlfriend, and so far my P900 hasn't attracted any female admirers my way yet... but one woman I was on placement with was so impressed with my P900 she went out and bought one for herself the next day! She was a bit of a gadgeteer herself I think, no chance of romance though as both me and her were in long-term relationships, and she was a bit older than me.... mind you, I wouldn't mind going with a more 'experienced' lady....
My girlfriend does rather like my P900, even if only to play Lemmings and one or two of the other games on it. That and my P800 have come in handy too for a few 'bedroom' shots too!
"All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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spikee_3D Joined: Aug 12, 2002 Posts: 251 From: wales PM |
yeah. same thing happened with the vibrate on my k700.. What?! |
mobman Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Manchester UK PM |
i've just been thinking. i'm 21 and have had my p900 since december 2003 and i've slept with 5 times as many people since i've had the phone than before i had it.
this cant be a coincidence - i think my p900 has given me strange sexual powers. what if i sell it and never get laid again!
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if i had all the money that i have spent on drink with me now - i'd spend it all on drink!
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Valentiner Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 152 PM |
mobman, what if you'ld stop bullshiting?  |
haynesycop Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Posts: > 500 PM |
REVEALED
i am the p910 chick
i love technology, gadgets, mp3, mobiles, laptops
half the lads i know dont even know what a p910 is
what a shame!!!
i think i am going to change my username, everyone thinks i am a bloke
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PeterKay Joined: Jul 08, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: The Ummah PM, WWW
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I thougt you were a bloke too.....
Sorry.
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haynesycop Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Posts: > 500 PM |
lol everyone does
can you change your username on here
if any mods are watching i want to be known as
miss copperfield  |
mathios Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: greece PM |
pure luck.....
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mathios Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: greece PM |
pure luck.....
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PeterKay Joined: Jul 08, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: The Ummah PM, WWW
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@thecopperfield, to change your username just contact one of the moderators here and they'll do it quite easily.
Laffen is the main man.
Regards
PK
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haynesycop Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Posts: > 500 PM |
@peterkay
cheers for that, i have just sent laffen a pm, he is the only one who can do it
watch out for miss copperfield from now on  |
mobman Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Manchester UK PM |
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On 2005-03-20 00:00:11, Valentiner wrote:
mobman, what if you'ld stop bullshiting?
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then i'd deffinately never get laid again! lies are a mans best friend!  |
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