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How my P910i improved my sex life. |
Avatar235 Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 151 From: Avatown, Australia PM |
...seriously.
Ok, so here's a little story about what happened to me a few weeks ago at the nightclub.
I was minding my own business talking about power drifting to a racing buddy when I decided I'd pull out my P910i and show him VRally. Naturally he was impressed - but a couple of chicks who were sitting behind and above us must have seen the screen.
One of them came wandering down and approached me by asking for a ciggie and promptly sat down in between myself and my friend to began ooooing and ahhhing at my phone. Naturally I went into hotshot mode saying how awesome this phone is and how when I bought it it was likely the first to be imported to the country (Australia - we are faaarrr behind). This sparked many hours of conversation (not all about the phone mind you), as she started flirting more noticably I thought "sure why not show her that application stored in the 'unfiled' menu".
So I go "hey check this action out" - and turned on the Kama Sutra guide that I downloaded from a website (can't remember where - isn't free though).
Well, needless to say this made quite an impact on her and we've been F*** Buddies for a fortnight now.
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jcwhite_uk Joined: Feb 18, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Dorset, UK Phone:Xperia Z1 PM, WWW
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Well done old chap. i must admit that the second date that I went on with my girlfriend of over ayear now, was spent watching simpsons episodes on my P800.
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maki101 Joined: Feb 12, 2004 Posts: 207 From: SErbia PM, WWW
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The girls starts to get horny on good phones, until now this was a case just a good cars :-)
Must get a P-series ;-)
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Avatar235 Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 151 From: Avatown, Australia PM |
I forgot to add this:
It either happened because of my P910i
OR
The fact I'm the Promotions Manager at the nightclub.
Either way heres a shoddy drunken picture of her in PJs - nothing rude boys.
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Kripto Joined: Feb 07, 2005 Posts: 80 From: San Francisco, CA PM, WWW
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wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it! Nice job! |
Avatar235 Joined: Jan 24, 2003 Posts: 151 From: Avatown, Australia PM |
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On 2005-03-18 01:15:49, Kripto wrote:
wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it! Nice job!
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I was just reflecting on the title and was hoping that people wouldn't think that and not view it - or think I would go into the system tests and turn on the vibrate test
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MikLSP Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: se-nse.com PM |
I was expecting to read about some sort of mis-use of the vibrate function!
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gardar Joined: Mar 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Reykjavik, Iceland. PM, WWW
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hehehe... I have noticed it too... the girls are very interested in my P910i...
I have a one story of a girl who I hooked on my old P800 last summer.. But I donīt think Iīm gonna share it here.... It was just a one night stand... A good bed-shaking night
P800 - P910i - P1i - and some non-P  phones... |
upper Joined: Apr 17, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: London UK PM |
lol, you guys are amzing, we must have respect for fellow esotanians, and must not talk like they are a piece of nice meat hehehe , lol i am only kidding please continue with these stories its kinda funny. i have to say though my girl hates mobile phones
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knight4led Joined: May 27, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Califonia, USA PM |
only people that ever seem interested in my phone are men. Where do you find women that are son into technology? Please send them my way. |
gardar Joined: Mar 22, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Reykjavik, Iceland. PM, WWW
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well there is a nice P910 chick here on esato... Dunno if I should tell the username....
P800 - P910i - P1i - and some non-P  phones... |
govigov Joined: Jul 30, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Back home - Cochin PM |
Nice story mate. Wish i had a P900. :-)
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knight4led Joined: May 27, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Califonia, USA PM |
I know of several women users here with a variety of phones from K700 to T630 to P900. Just because they like or hang out here doesn't mean they would walk up to you in a bar and flirt with you just to catch a glimpse of your phone. I know very few people, male or female that would do that. You got very lucky my friend. |
baseballfanz Joined: Sep 21, 2004 Posts: > 500 PM |
All you guys need to quit dreaming.
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mobman Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Manchester UK PM |
any1 here seen the film Hitch with will smith? the love doctor himself uses a p900 (maybe p910 - can never see the keypad).
maybe the p9xx series is cool after all!!!
as for a p9xx improving some1's sex life - i find the video recording function very useful in the bedroom if you find a willing girl... |
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