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Posted: 2005-03-18 00:50
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...seriously.

Ok, so here's a little story about what happened to me a few weeks ago at the nightclub.

I was minding my own business talking about power drifting to a racing buddy when I decided I'd pull out my P910i and show him VRally. Naturally he was impressed - but a couple of chicks who were sitting behind and above us must have seen the screen.

One of them came wandering down and approached me by asking for a ciggie and promptly sat down in between myself and my friend to began ooooing and ahhhing at my phone. Naturally I went into hotshot mode saying how awesome this phone is and how when I bought it it was likely the first to be imported to the country (Australia - we are faaarrr behind). This sparked many hours of conversation (not all about the phone mind you), as she started flirting more noticably I thought "sure why not show her that application stored in the 'unfiled' menu".

So I go "hey check this action out" - and turned on the Kama Sutra guide that I downloaded from a website (can't remember where - isn't free though).

Well, needless to say this made quite an impact on her and we've been F*** Buddies for a fortnight now.
Is this a dream or a memory?
jcwhite_uk
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Posted: 2005-03-18 00:54
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Well done old chap. i must admit that the second date that I went on with my girlfriend of over ayear now, was spent watching simpsons episodes on my P800.
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maki101
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:01
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The girls starts to get horny on good phones, until now this was a case just a good cars :-) Must get a P-series ;-)

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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:02
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I forgot to add this:

It either happened because of my P910i

OR

The fact I'm the Promotions Manager at the nightclub.

Either way heres a shoddy drunken picture of her in PJs - nothing rude boys.
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Kripto
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:15
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wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it! Nice job!
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:17
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Quote:

On 2005-03-18 01:15:49, Kripto wrote:
wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it! Nice job!



I was just reflecting on the title and was hoping that people wouldn't think that and not view it - or think I would go into the system tests and turn on the vibrate test
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MikLSP
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:18
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I was expecting to read about some sort of mis-use of the vibrate function!

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gardar
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:32
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hehehe... I have noticed it too... the girls are very interested in my P910i...
I have a one story of a girl who I hooked on my old P800 last summer.. But I donīt think Iīm gonna share it here.... It was just a one night stand... A good bed-shaking night
P800 - P910i - P1i - and some non-P phones...
upper
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Posted: 2005-03-18 02:04
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lol, you guys are amzing, we must have respect for fellow esotanians, and must not talk like they are a piece of nice meat hehehe , lol i am only kidding please continue with these stories its kinda funny. i have to say though my girl hates mobile phones
knight4led
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Posted: 2005-03-18 02:13
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only people that ever seem interested in my phone are men. Where do you find women that are son into technology? Please send them my way.
gardar
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Posted: 2005-03-18 02:19
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well there is a nice P910 chick here on esato... Dunno if I should tell the username....
P800 - P910i - P1i - and some non-P phones...
govigov
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Posted: 2005-03-18 03:15
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Nice story mate. Wish i had a P900. :-)

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knight4led
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Posted: 2005-03-18 03:24
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I know of several women users here with a variety of phones from K700 to T630 to P900. Just because they like or hang out here doesn't mean they would walk up to you in a bar and flirt with you just to catch a glimpse of your phone. I know very few people, male or female that would do that. You got very lucky my friend.
baseballfanz
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Posted: 2005-03-18 03:25
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All you guys need to quit dreaming.
If it weren't for bad lucks, I would have no lucks at all.

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mobman
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Posted: 2005-03-18 12:01
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any1 here seen the film Hitch with will smith? the love doctor himself uses a p900 (maybe p910 - can never see the keypad).

maybe the p9xx series is cool after all!!!

as for a p9xx improving some1's sex life - i find the video recording function very useful in the bedroom if you find a willing girl...
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