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The Limericks Thread |
*Jojo*
Joined: Oct 15, 2003
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I just CAN'T join this ONE, as I am NOT good in making Rhymes . . . I'll give it a try later - alligater ! |
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BobaFett
Joined: Jan 06, 2004
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From: Kamino (wish it would be Lund)
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On the blue sky are 3 flies, on their wings are 3 stripes, on the tree is a swedish bird, proudly singing: MAKE YOURSELF HEARD! (Boba Fettensen1973- )
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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I think you guys should find a dictionary and look up "limerick" |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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A proper limerick is 5 lines
The first 2 lines rhyme together
then the 3rd and 4th lines rhyme together
then the 5th line rhymes with the first 2 lines again.
Now get to it!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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you've the wrong sex on the 2nd line meths.
a man from brighton with a woman?
dont be silly.
fatreg
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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sorry, replace "girl" with "spikey haired poof"
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
fatreg
Joined: Jul 26, 2003
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there was a man from China,
who wasnt a very good climber,
slipped on a rock.
cut his cock
and now hes got a vagina.
fatreg
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:21
