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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@meth's & @mince - Did I just do the right move here, I'm just tired of always initiating the move to greet her, she only manage to do the first move when I sent her that 2 cartons of pizza . . . We've just been like this for the past 'week'
Oh boy, just where are those 'ideal' ladies when you needed them most ?
Many thanks mates!
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Did I do the right thing here? She never initiates the first move to greet me when we meet; I always have to do some kind of favor to get her acknowledgement.
Too bad there arent any 'ideal' ladies (ideal meaning a woman who doesnt play games and is straightfoward)...
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@meth's - Hi mate! . . . Looks like I already gave up on this one dude . . . I visited her this afternoon in her shop, it was just unfortunate that she's quite busy accomodating her customer . . . afterwhich she approached me with a smile, and asked me "Where have you been?" and I answered back . . . "In a brothel where else" , nope just kidding - what I really answered was "I went in the other mall" . . . then there is just this some piece of paper (receipt) that I was due to get from her, she finds it in her file, I made notice that looks like she misplaced it, if I am a special guy in her heart, she should have kept that receipt either in her wallet or bag, where she can easily have access to, she's very much aware that I am to retrieve it on that time! I even asked her for an early lunch out (my treat), but did not reply at my SMS sent 4 hours prior so she won't be late, again, I asked her for an afternoon snack, but as I have seen her quite busy when I entered her shop, I conditioned myself that my plans will be futile as well . . . So when we started conversing, and reminded her of my treat (ing her like a dog ), she said in a sad face, "Maybe some other time Jojo, as I am very busy right now", so I agree, I just cannot force her physically out of the shop as the security guard is just beside us. So, I just told her : "OK, I'll just send you some pizzas here, just receive them once delivered ", she smiled from ear to ear, as if she haven't eaten for a year - (joke) ! So, I made a short trip to the Business Center where I have another crush on a girl (much prettier and much younger than me, 10 years my junior mate) . . . Though I haven't talked to her this time, just like a practice in the past! When I am about to buy the pizaas (2 boxes - Family size, with 8-10 slices I guess), I saw this 2 sms on my fone coming from the girl on the shop, and apologizing very much that she wasn't able to entertain me as she was so busy, and asking if I can forgive her on the situation, so I answered back and said: "That's nothing, as it is work related" , and advised her to not leave the premises, as the food is about to arrive in her place, and since the receipt has her name on it, she's the only one who can take it ! After, say 20 mins. she sent me an sms - again, thanking me so much and said: "Jo, that is really too much of you, Thank You and Take Care" referring to the pizzas here . . . Then, after having composed myself and decided to say that I was about to lie-low on my whining with my sms to her, I sent that message, saying that I will be going low at the moment for texting her, and I just find myself abusing the sms that I am sending her, but will still wake her up early in the morning as she won't be late for her work! She just have this 'photo-finish' attitude of waking up late, every morning resulting to arriving at her workplace - almost late! So, for now, I'll just leave the decision to herself, if she still have the guts of calling me, as I will surely not initiate the move anymore - me sick and tired already, resulting to a swollen thumb here (sms) . . . If it's for me then thanks, if not, then - why ! Good thing I made notice of it that I manage (immuned already that's why) to jump out of the sinking ship as early as possible before everything just goes out of hand here . .. just like before - three times !
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@meths-
I've already given up on this one! I went to visit her at the store where she worked to pick up something this afternoon, but it seemed as if she had misplaced my stuff! I mean, if was truly special for her she would have taken the care to place the item somewhere where she wouldn't have misplaced it.
I texted her later asking for a brunch and a late lunch but she did not respond to the first text, and when i went to the store where she worked to ask her out, she told me she was too busy.
So i decided to send her a couple of pizzas (my treat) and had ordered them when she texted me and told me she was sorry she couldn't go out with me as she was very busy. I replied that it was OK, and that she should stay to pick up the pizzas as they were on their way.
I'm tired of this and I will refrain from texting her unless she texts me first. I hope i don't appear too desperate after doing this three times!
PHEW!
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Good work, fella! Couldnt have been easy..
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dave_uk
Joined: Mar 06, 2003
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From: London, UK
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we need a "round of applause" smiley!
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fetzi
Joined: Oct 26, 2004
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From: currently warsaw
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well done!
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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Whew!
thank you, thank you, my brains are toast! |
bokayo
Joined: Feb 13, 2003
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way to go kimcheeboi; you are doing us a BIG favor!!!
i agree with "estongcold"
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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Any more translatin' problems here - mates . . . 
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kimcheeboi
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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On 2004-11-19 15:27:05, JN wrote:
@scorpionkingkong1982 - There's a lot of b*tches around my TURF dude, and majority of them are JUST doing it - for money, due to Economic constraints, there are some too who just do it to be IN with the group and manage to get the CUTEST guys around (like me), this applies more to the Film Artists . . . You can RARELY see Good-nurtured females here mate, they only numbers a FEW  That's why that is JUST my IDEAL prospect for now!
@meth's - What's in your POCKET  Colored M&M chocos? Or with peanuts/almonds ?
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@scorpionking1982-
There's a lot of girls in the Phillipines that are golddiggers, either because they've never had much money or they are just very materialistic...
You can rarely see and ideal girl here, but I'm looking!
@meths-
Do you have M&M's in you pocket? Maybe the peanut or almond kind? (its a joke)
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soichiro
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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From: Cucumberland
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@kimcheeboi - if u will . . .
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@soichiro - A SOUR candy  I haven't tasted one - really . .. well there's that LIFESAVER's that me tasted and never bought one again - NEEEEEEEEVA !
@kimcheeboi - You just FORGOT to INCLUDE my ever FAMOUS -
P E N S, mate, as @meth's is about to receive one, actually (2) . . . Be extra careful when driving at that SPEED mate Even if the Police's RADAR will not be able to DETECT you . . . maybe the UNDERTAKER will, how's that DUCATI 999r going mate - really an EXPENSIVE one . . . for me !
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@soichiro & @jowi - This is just the best and proper way how to make @laffen feel how loyal and active I am to his site by making my own personal time record - here at esato.com !  And I know, without any shadow of a doubt that he will make me the 'future' official - 'esato's security guard' . . .
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@tranquil - the 60's and 70's music truly touches my soul, specially when done/sung with the right lyrics and tunes as you mentioned. The likes of The Miracles, Lani Hall, 5th Dimension, George Duke, Sergio Mendez etc. etc. Many music connoiseurs are saying that music done in the early years 30's to 70's are the ones really to be admired about, and what the rest that we have now are branded as 'trash' and 'noises' and were not considered as "MUSIC" perse. I also like some bands from the 80's (new wave era) - Aha, Spandau Ballet, Madonna's Crazy For You and Duran Duran's The Reflex . . .
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kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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ohhhh boy...
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@soichiro - A SOUR candy I haven't tasted one - really . .. well there's that LIFESAVER's that me tasted and never bought one again - NEEEEEEEEVA !
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(referring the joke about sweet and sour candy)
I don't think I'm very sour! 
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@kimcheeboi - You just FORGOT to INCLUDE my ever FAMOUS -
P E N S, mate, as @meth's is about to receive one, actually (2) . . . Be extra careful when driving at that SPEED mate Even if the Police's RADAR will not be able to DETECT you . . . maybe the UNDERTAKER will, how's that DUCATI 999r going mate - really an EXPENSIVE one . . . for me !
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@kimcheeboi-
You forgot to mention the pens that I've been giving away!
Isn't it very dangerous, driving on a bike ay 140 mph? (He mistook going 140 in an M5 for going 140 on a ducati 999r)
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@soichiro & @jowi - This is just the best and proper way how to make @laffen feel how loyal and active I am to his site by making my own personal time record - here at esato.com ! And I know, without any shadow of a doubt that he will make me the 'future' official - 'esato's security guard' . . .
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@soichiro and jowi-
I think I'll do something special for laffen, maybe I'll include his "online" and offline times for him in my thread?  (referring to "always online")
Maybe then he will make me esato's security guard!
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@tranquil - the 60's and 70's music truly touches my soul, specially when done/sung with the right lyrics and tunes as you mentioned. The likes of The Miracles, Lani Hall, 5th Dimension, George Duke, Sergio Mendez etc. etc. Many music connoiseurs are saying that music done in the early years 30's to 70's are the ones really to be admired about, and what the rest that we have now are branded as 'trash' and 'noises' and were not considered as "MUSIC" perse. I also like some bands from the 80's (new wave era) - Aha, Spandau Ballet, Madonna's Crazy For You and Duran Duran's The Reflex . . .
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I like music from the 60's and 70's the best: The Miracles, Lani Hall, 5th Dimension, George Duke, Sergio Mendez etc. I enjoy listening to some 80's music as well - Aha, Spandau Ballet, Madonna's Crazy For You and Duran Duran's The Reflex.
There are, after all, quite a few music listeners who agree that the music made between the 30's and 70's is the best to listen to; the new stuff is pretty much trash imo.
BRING IT ON!!! 
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soichiro
Joined: Jan 12, 2004
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From: Cucumberland
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i'm impressed...
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estongcold
Joined: Sep 18, 2003
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From: Parts Unknown
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here ya go:
@joydivision - That's my 'SIG' mate You have no authority to take it away from me That average of 3 fones a month was made 'proliferately' months ago . . . as I just limit myself to 1 every 2 months now . . . to save GAS !
A group of thugs walked in and started making noise. Tatanka stood up and said "I'm a professional wrestler and I'm gonna kill you all if you don't f***ing shut up |
kimcheeboi
Joined: Dec 19, 2003
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From: Abducted by hot blondes to Les
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@joydivision - That's my 'SIG' mate You have no authority to take it away from me That average of 3 fones a month was made 'proliferately' months ago . . . as I just limit myself to 1 every 2 months now . . . to save GAS !
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@joydivision- I'll decide what i put in my sig, not you.
I used to buy 3 phones a month, but now i limit myself to 1 every two months to save money.
Almost instant results! 
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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This is one from the early days on Lonely Hearts but it still leaves me confused:
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@methylated_spirit - Of course, that was just a joke ! In desperate move to have one, I even thought of seeing the 'fake' ones . . . in my dreams dude!
I need a true blonde (up and down - OK), has a 40-26-36 vital stats . . . still a v*rg*n, easy going, loyal, never lies, about 11 years old (to be sure) . . other 'specs' to follow . . .
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Translation, please!
Hello, Scroto!
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crowing
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: La Sexocristo
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@dunkun_donut - Firstly, why did they change your p8's IMEI serial # back there? Looks like your fone has just been cannibalised from the start mate ! Now, with all the hulabaloos that occured in between, what do you think seems to be the problem now
Don't cannibalise your fone, chop it parts mate, find for new solutions to make it work once more !
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Posted: 2004-11-19 12:22
T39m!
