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kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-11-19 02:48
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On 2004-11-18 15:06:16, dave_uk wrote:
@JN

Seemed like a fairly innocuous comment to me. Perhaps you're a little over-sensitive?

And Vlamm has a point - whatever you were getting at is pretty indecipherable to the average English-speaker...




have you read one of his posts and been incapable of understand what the hell he was talking about?

Post the quote here, and I will translate it for you!

edit: i can translate other stuff too such as posts like "wht ds tht men u kno i dn knw"


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kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-11-19 02:55
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JN wrote:
If the Fone was closed/turned-OFF, and the Kid made numerous (times) guesses with the SIM Code . . . yes, the PUK code will be needed here . . . The Fone Lock Code is yet another STORY. Since I am NOT quite INTO this stuff, and if EVER that the author manage to still OPEN the fone, with it's Main Menu being seen, will the so-called MASTER RESET apply here My apologies for the discerning FEW if my thoughts is out of the 'Q' as I am . . . what I am!



If the phone had been turned off and the kid entered the PIN code multiple times, you will need the PUK code as the PIN code will no longer work.

If the kid changed the PIN code but the phone is still accessible (had not been locked/turned off), then your best bet is to perform a master reset of the phone.

Sorry if my advice is not relevant, perhaps i've misunderstood the situation that you are in. [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-11-19 02:59
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On 2004-11-19 02:10:52, JN wrote:
@kimcheeboi - What a PIMP for a prize . . .
@meth's - Yeah you are right there - the very elusive: TRUE LOVE, as almost everyone nowadays are - PLASTIC with their personalities and FEELINGS towards their partners some are just after the MONEY and celfones, just like &^%$& and (*&*&* and **&^%&* . . . . I just can BET my men's PERFUME here mates



@kimcheeboi - what, a pimp for a prize?

@meths- you are right, true love is very hard to find, as women are more and more materialistic than ever! [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-11-19 03:04
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How am i doing, peeps? [addsig]
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Hmmm ...
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
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Posted: 2004-11-19 03:11
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It's a public service, scots!

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@kimcheeboi

As much as I would agree that some of jojo's posts should be sent to Bletchely Park, isn't this a little condescending?
"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
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Posted: 2004-11-19 03:23
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Not at all, matey! It's like calling community service condescending!

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@kimcheeboi

As long as it is done in good fun I suppose. Still, jojo's unique style is what make shim jojo, bravo I say!
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Posted: 2004-11-19 07:16
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Excellent work Kim!

JN is indeed a class of his own. Sometimes, I have trouble translating them myself.

Don't you think it's nice to add this thread to his signature?

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Posted: 2004-11-19 07:29
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I saw a member flaming him over the whole post thing, and i thought i would be nice (and i'd have fun while doing it ) to translate his posts! [addsig]
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Posted: 2004-11-19 09:55
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translations and definitions for JNish to english, JNish to spanish, JNish to french, etc, and vice versa, that would be fantastic. also include JNish synonyms and antonyms.
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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-11-19 10:11
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Okay, heres one for you...


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@meth's - Hi mate! . . . Looks like I already gave up on this one dude . . . I visited her this afternoon in her shop, it was just unfortunate that she's quite busy accomodating her customer . . . afterwhich she approached me with a smile, and asked me "Where have you been?" and I answered back . . . "In a brothel where else" , nope just kidding - what I really answered was "I went in the other mall" . . . then there is just this some piece of paper (receipt) that I was due to get from her, she finds it in her file, I made notice that looks like she misplaced it, if I am a special guy in her heart, she should have kept that receipt either in her wallet or bag, where she can easily have access to, she's very much aware that I am to retrieve it on that time! I even asked her for an early lunch out (my treat), but did not reply at my SMS sent 4 hours prior so she won't be late, again, I asked her for an afternoon snack, but as I have seen her quite busy when I entered her shop, I conditioned myself that my plans will be futile as well . . . So when we started conversing, and reminded her of my treat (ing her like a dog ), she said in a sad face, "Maybe some other time Jojo, as I am very busy right now", so I agree, I just cannot force her physically out of the shop as the security guard is just beside us. So, I just told her : "OK, I'll just send you some pizzas here, just receive them once delivered ", she smiled from ear to ear, as if she haven't eaten for a year - (joke) ! So, I made a short trip to the Business Center where I have another crush on a girl (much prettier and much younger than me, 10 years my junior mate) . . . Though I haven't talked to her this time, just like a practice in the past! When I am about to buy the pizaas (2 boxes - Family size, with 8-10 slices I guess), I saw this 2 sms on my fone coming from the girl on the shop, and apologizing very much that she wasn't able to entertain me as she was so busy, and asking if I can forgive her on the situation, so I answered back and said: "That's nothing, as it is work related" , and advised her to not leave the premises, as the food is about to arrive in her place, and since the receipt has her name on it, she's the only one who can take it ! After, say 20 mins. she sent me an sms - again, thanking me so much and said: "Jo, that is really too much of you, Thank You and Take Care" referring to the pizzas here . . . Then, after having composed myself and decided to say that I was about to lie-low on my whining with my sms to her, I sent that message, saying that I will be going low at the moment for texting her, and I just find myself abusing the sms that I am sending her, but will still wake her up early in the morning as she won't be late for her work! She just have this 'photo-finish' attitude of waking up late, every morning resulting to arriving at her workplace - almost late! So, for now, I'll just leave the decision to herself, if she still have the guts of calling me, as I will surely not initiate the move anymore - me sick and tired already, resulting to a swollen thumb here (sms) . . . If it's for me then thanks, if not, then - why ! Good thing I made notice of it that I manage (immuned already that's why) to jump out of the sinking ship as early as possible before everything just goes out of hand here . .. just like before - three times !

@meth's & @mince - Did I just do the right move here, I'm just tired of always initiating the move to greet her, she only manage to do the first move when I sent her that 2 cartons of pizza . . . We've just been like this for the past 'week'
Oh boy, just where are those 'ideal' ladies when you needed them most ?
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Posted: 2004-11-19 10:57
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have you read one of his posts and been incapable of understand what the hell he was talking about?

Post the quote here, and I will translate it for you!

edit: i can translate other stuff too such as posts like "wht ds tht men u kno i dn knw"




@Kim - an excellent service you're providing here buddy. Keep up the good work!
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-11-19 11:18
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Thats no reason to dislike someone, really, is it? I love jojo, hes absolutely brilliant, a great member and a really nice guy. But theres already a jojo appreciation thread, so back to topic: Any luck with translating that for me, kimcheeboi?
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