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sonu
Joined: Apr 15, 2003
Posts: 126
From: India
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Who do u think is a successful man A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend
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bigweb
Joined: Jul 02, 2003
Posts: 31
From: Liverpool
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On 2003-08-20 02:15:16, thundercat wrote:
so...
a girl asks her teacher,
"can you get pregnant by being done in the ass?"
the teacher stands back in astonishment and says
"of course you can, where you recon scousers come from?!"
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think ya funny dont ya? ya cunt!
Dont think feeel, it is like a finger pointing a way to the moon, dont concentrate on the finger or u will miss all that heavenly glory! |
rdpinnegar
Joined: Jul 02, 2002
Posts: 86
From: england
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ruff rider
Joined: Mar 01, 2002
Posts: 203
From: Manchester, UK
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One for the guys . .
Almost all women posess some form of intelligent DNA . . . Unfortunately, 90 percent of them spit it out!
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o44wen
Joined: Dec 11, 2002
Posts: > 500
From: Coleraine (NI) and Dundee
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badboyzbadboyz
Joined: May 24, 2002
Posts: 180
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A woman goes into hospital for a fanny transplant only to find the operation has been cancelled because the replacement cunt is reading this text!
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Posted: 2003-08-20 11:15
