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P800_Zen_master
Joined: Apr 01, 2003
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This is good!
In a third world country it cost 22 cents a day to feed someone. The same price of this SMS. Send this SMS to 7 other people and starve the person for a week!
Sorry but had to tell ya!!
Have you any funny ones!
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RizSher
Joined: May 01, 2003
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And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit. |
P800_Zen_master
Joined: Apr 01, 2003
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On 2003-08-19 21:35:03, RizSher wrote:
And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit.
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First of all you spelt your own country wrong!(cheap stab!)
Second! I must be real dum or that arnt funny cause I dont see the funny bit!
Please explain!(Now this is funny! I went out with miss hanson's daughter for about a week!) |
cthulhu
Joined: Aug 17, 2003
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On 2003-08-19 21:13:55, P800_Zen_master wrote:
In a third world country it cost 22 cents a day to feed someone. The same price of this SMS. Send this SMS to 7 other people and starve the cunt for a week!
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I get the occasional joke SMS. One I got recently was :
"You got sex appeal, you got style. You got intelligence and sexy smile. You got the face, you got the body. I GOT THE WRONG F**KING NUMBER! SORRY..."
The rest I've got are pretty bad actually.
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Sir-SonyEricsson-man
Joined: May 30, 2002
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From: Norway
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On 2003-08-19 21:45:57, P800_Zen_master wrote:
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On 2003-08-19 21:35:03, RizSher wrote:
And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit.
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First of all you spelt your own country wrong!(cheap stab!)
Second! I must be real dum or that arnt funny cause I dont see the funny bit!
Please explain!(Now this is funny! I went out with miss hanson's daughter for about a week!)
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And you to
P800_Zen_master
Mitglied seit: Apr 01, 2003
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Wohnort: Austraila
It's Australia...DUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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thundercat
Joined: May 21, 2003
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so...
a girl asks her teacher,
"can you get pregnant by being done in the ass?"
the teacher stands back in astonishment and says
"of course you can, where you recon scousers come from?!"
(english joke me thinks)
And on that P800 forum thread... how do you take the flip off??? hee hee  |
lankydwarf
Joined: Mar 19, 2003
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From: Wales
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ROFLMAO
"Give a man a file and he'll play for a day, Teach a man to find
files.... and he'll play forever." |
Miss UK
Joined: Jan 11, 2003
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ha!ha! Class
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P-800er
Joined: Jun 01, 2003
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From: Airtel ,INDIA
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Question : What does blode's left leg says to the right one ??
Answer : Nothing , Coz they have never meet ...!
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bart
Joined: Feb 03, 2002
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how much is 22 austrailian dollar in euro?
btw its a good one, i like it, here we don't care much for 3the countrys (but for some odd reason or goverment does).
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masseur
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
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From: Sydney, London
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its about €0.13
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pachy
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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@P800_Zen_master,
HA HA! you got all high & mighty & pointed out someones spelled their country wrong,THEN @Sonyericsson-man made the fantastic point that YOU NOT ONLY spelled YOUR countries name wrong in your sig, but it was the SAME country AND the SAME part of the word that you got wrong,  you muppet !
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bart
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13 cent! damm i pay 15 cent! how come that those country's can live of 13 cent. and we don't have even a litlle bit of ketcup for that money!!! |
tranquil
Joined: Dec 15, 2001
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From: Oslo, Norway
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Here is my contribution...
Which part of the female anothomy has hair all around it, is a bit wet inside & drips when exited? Sorry! Its the eye but I like the way u think
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sonu
Joined: Apr 15, 2003
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From: India
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Who do u think is a successful man A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend
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