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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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@JwY
yeah
but thank god I was publicly urinating at the time
writting my name in the snow..
it messed it all up
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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lol
disgusting child! too darn right you have the childish mind of a 7 year old! shame on you!
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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what the hell...? 
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...  I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!  Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...  |
fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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what?
when u gotta go u gotta go!
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
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From: Porto, Portugal
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yeah, i agree...
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
Posts: 500
From: Canada GTA
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i know
u can't hold it in!
if u rupture ur bladder ur so screwed!!
there's no such thing as a bladder transplant!!!
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crowing
Joined: Jan 03, 2003
Posts: 475
From: La Sexocristo
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Drug warning
Gentleman beware!! Be on the lookout!
Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer," is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere.
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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exactly
so urinate all over the world
it's natural too so who cares..
I once urinated in a bush where this couple was making out..
I didnt get them tho and I didnt know they were there..
thank god I was with friends, the guy wanted to maul me.. and he was huge..
we were like 3ppl tho...
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Sneezing while peeing..
bad combo
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jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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hehe
were your friends 3 too?
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cyanx7
Joined: Jan 02, 2003
Posts: 228
From: Porto, Portugal
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity... I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH! Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister... |
Sporko
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
Posts: 163
From: Sweden
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Last friday i saw this awesome girl at the subway ! she was like the finest girl alive !!!!!!
or maybe I was just drunk ? ... now that i come to think about it it was kind of late, around 02 am. EEeeiiirrchh !!
Maybe it wasn't such a nice girl, maybe it was some bump or something ...
Oh well ... I'm just hoping it was a girl ! (or else i have been fanaticing some nice GAY nearly a week !!!!)
..... I've got kind of insecure now 
EEeeiiirrchh !!
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fijbert
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
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From: Montreal / Beirut
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I see the hottest girls alive everyday at school
7000 students, 3000 r babes 
and yes.. 98% hv a bf..
it's sad
and the bf is usually some dude with greasy hair, who wears sandals in like december, faded out pants (not by fashion but by time), earns 7.50$/h, has a 3390, and wears a cap all day.. oh and if he has a car, it's like a rust-bucket...
it's sad.. it's funny cuz u can buy those ppl's dignity..
I do it during class 
I sort of pay this one guy to make a fool of himself and hit himself..
I pay him in tokens too..
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Sporko
Joined: Jul 05, 2002
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From: Sweden
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At my school there is 80 % girls |
jellyellie
Joined: Dec 27, 2002
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From: England
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50/50 at mine
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JwY
Joined: Dec 03, 2002
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From: Canada GTA
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can i visit ur schools if i come by?
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Posted: 2003-03-26 06:35
