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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Posted: 2006-05-31 14:59
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Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Posted: 2006-06-15 10:15
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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain bike?

Both can swim, except for the mountain bike
Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
leeboy13
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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Posted: 2006-06-15 10:20
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im overly confussed!

Born_Dead
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Posted: 2006-06-16 07:57
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am too ) ....

here's another one:

what the diff. between your girfriend and a mobile???

if you call her "miss", she wouldn't even give you a missed-call.

CHEAP ehh!...whatever! i made that up myself )
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Danny_BFC
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From: Barnsley, Phone,
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Posted: 2006-06-20 21:22
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thats clever, worth a smile anyway. well i thought i had one anyway
Born_Dead
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Posted: 2006-06-21 13:19
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What's the similarity with a hands-free and a condom???

>>both work only when plugged in...
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