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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
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methylated_spirit Joined: Jul 07, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Bonnie Scotland PM |
Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain bike?
Both can swim, except for the mountain bike
Hello, Scroto!
U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly! |
leeboy13 Joined: Sep 28, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: Brissle - dodgy accients PM |
im overly confussed!
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Born_Dead Joined: May 12, 2006 Posts: 96 From: New Delhi, India PM, WWW
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am too ) ....
here's another one:
what the diff. between your girfriend and a mobile???
if you call her "miss", she wouldn't even give you a missed-call.
CHEAP ehh!...whatever! i made that up myself )
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Danny_BFC Joined: Jun 18, 2006 Posts: 499 From: Barnsley, Phone, PM |
thats clever, worth a smile anyway. well i thought i had one anyway  |
Born_Dead Joined: May 12, 2006 Posts: 96 From: New Delhi, India PM, WWW
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What's the similarity with a hands-free and a condom???
>>both work only when plugged in...
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