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Born_Dead
Joined: May 12, 2006
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From: New Delhi, India
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Ok here's a STARTER
q:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRAIN DRIVER AND A TEACHER?
a:ONE MINDS THE TRAIN AND THE OTHER TRAINS THE MIND.
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DickySnapples
Joined: Dec 05, 2003
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thats not really a joke, more pointing out fact
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leeboy13
Joined: Sep 28, 2005
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From: Brissle - dodgy accients
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EastCoastStar
Joined: Dec 07, 2003
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From: orlando fl US
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::crickets chirping - man coughs::
Its good to be back! |
methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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Whats the difference between Australian TV show 'Neighbours' and Prince Charles?
One's got a Mrs. Mangle and the others got a mangled Mrs.
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Born_Dead
Joined: May 12, 2006
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From: New Delhi, India
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What's the similarity with a ship and a c**t?\\
One cuts through water and the other waters through a cut.
[No Offence Intended!!!]
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leeboy13
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some of these of cracking....... |
blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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What's the difference between a parachute and a condom?
if the parachute has a hole somebody dies, if a condom has a hole somebody lives. 
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Glenny
Joined: Feb 26, 2005
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From: Mars
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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haynesycop
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On 2006-05-25 10:18:32, methylated_spirit wrote:
Whats the difference between Australian TV show 'Neighbours' and Prince Charles?
One's got a Mrs. Mangle and the others got a mangled Mrs.
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Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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blackspot
Joined: Sep 06, 2004
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From: Philippines
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What's the difference between Yanni and Mozart?
Yanni composes, Mozart decomposes.
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Born_Dead
Joined: May 12, 2006
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From: New Delhi, India
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What's the similarity between a knife and a wife???
Both should be handled with care...!
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zyexx
Joined: Aug 25, 2004
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From: Jamaica
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On 2006-05-26 12:46:23, Born_Dead wrote:
What's the similarity between a knife and a wife???
Both should be handled with care...!
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this is optional |
Born_Dead
Joined: May 12, 2006
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From: New Delhi, India
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what's the similarity between a mobile and a porn movie???
both have VIBRATORS...!!!
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goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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Whats the difference between Fanny Craddock and a jog through the countryside?
One's a pant in the country.
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Posted: 2006-05-24 14:19
