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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-05 18:23
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hello???

wheres my creamegg? and i dont want a fluffy and mouldy one

actually wait fire him hes a bad shopkeeper he finds dirty creameggs and sells them to his customers for 20p...
[ This Message was edited by: _!GameKing!_ on 2009-05-05 17:30 ]
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hihihans
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Posted: 2009-05-06 00:09
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Wow, nice to see the shop already open again. So would you perhaps have some prefire pies with some nice green fluffy layer on top. My mother in law is coming for a cup of thee.
tranced
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Posted: 2009-05-06 04:10
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On 2009-05-05 11:29:10, alexslane wrote:
@Tranced am i hired again ?

pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeee i liked my day job i thought that me and the family brought a touch of class the establishment.

gonna think about it
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ceaser2008
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Posted: 2009-05-06 14:06
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Aha my vada pav. What took you so long to deliver ? You call that topping ? The cheese already look yellow and green. The bread is overly peppered. Shshshsh..... Its too spicy. Shshshshsh.... Water... Water... i need water...
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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-07 17:24
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Tranced hire someone man i still want a creamegg...
ceaser2008
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Posted: 2009-05-07 19:11
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What is going on in this shop? Where is the keeper. Oh my tongue.. Its burning..water..water. . I need water very badly.
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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-07 22:11
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here i found some water.... urm .... it was in the fridge next to the till...
tranced
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Posted: 2009-05-08 04:28
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_!GameKing!_ youre hired!
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Posted: 2009-05-08 07:41
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New keeper. New order.
Gameking, pass me a pair of happiness with little tweak of smiles.
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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-08 11:20
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Tranced i have a busy life but ill try to run the corner shop for a while until you find a better person to run it =)

Hello Ceaser i have just the thing, 1 sec... Ah! Here you go, this happiness thingmajig made me happy many times i hope itll do the same for you..... thatll be £1.50 please
[ This Message was edited by: _!GameKing!_ on 2009-05-08 10:24 ]
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alexslane
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:30
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hi there mr shop keeper
can i have a copy of the sun , £5 of petrol and and some matches .........................................................................................................................

mwwwwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa

oh and a bottle of vodka !
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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:36
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yea sure you can,

urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.

thanks
alexslane
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Posted: 2009-05-08 13:51
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On 2009-05-08 13:36:06, _!GameKing!_ wrote:
yea sure you can,

urm.... (where are the damn newspapers...) Ah! heres the SUN thats 20p and here is £5 petrol and oh..... urm.... sorry but ive ran out of matches and yea you can grab a bottle of vodka so thatll be ermm (tap tap.... on calculator).... £15.20p please.

thanks


there you go thanks ,
ding ( shop door)
standing outside lol
get my zippo out and fill the lid of the petrol can up with newspaper.
click
ohhhhhhh thats a lovely colour flame !

quick wife run ......


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM


mwahhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa

the shops on fire get out lol
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_!GameKing!_
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:41
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dude noooooooooooooooooooo aw crap!!!!! Tranced he destroyed your corner shop!!!!! (***rings*** 999 hello!, i need fire engine to come down please urgently!!! thanks) omg now what are we gonna do the corner shop has burnt down!!!!
tranced
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Posted: 2009-05-08 15:44
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called 911. the fire deparment chief why i have i called twice in less than 2 weeks.

i'll get you arrested, alexslane!!!!!
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