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_!GameKing!_
Joined: Mar 24, 2008
Posts: 40
From: Bradford, UK
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*ding ding* (bell)
hello is anyone there?
i want to buy a cadbury cream egg please? |
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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Good afternoon Sir !
And How are you today .
hmmmmmm got a cadburys creme egg for you just here ,
there normally 45p but this one is a bit mouldy and got some fluff stuck to it , so what do you reckon 20p
it will only give you stomach cramp once and a visit to the toilet ( ask the wife she loves them)
will there be anything else sir ?
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
Posts: 439
From: south wales u.k
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Hello Sir are you there . . . . . . .
maybe the fluffy Creme Egg Has Scared Him Off
"paaaarrrrpppp"
Opps maybe i should have not scoofed one of them
"paaaarrrrpppp"
Wife get the toilet roll out of the Fridge and put that wine down and do some work
"paaaaarrrrppp"
promptly put the back in 5 mins sign up .........
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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your fired!
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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for what exactly might i ask mr manager.
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ceaser2008
Joined: Jul 14, 2008
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From: Surat, India
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For not completing my order of vada-pav and money vending machine.
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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correct-o mundo!
you either come here with a different id and i'll hire you again!
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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On 2009-05-04 16:45:57, ceaser2008 wrote:
For not completing my order of vada-pav and money vending machine.
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Hmmm well i was dealing with the customer before you. I take it your the pushy type who cant wait his turn.
Me and the family are off and if you dont want me to run it thats fine by me lol.
Well Enjoy your corner shop because i have just done a runner with the takings ha ha ha. No seriously i am not going to change my username just to run a shop , i am maximus slaneus and this is my shop i shall challenge you to a dual young sir!
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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re-fired!
the customer is always right!
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Tsepz_GP
Joined: Dec 27, 2006
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From: Johannesburg, South Africa
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 also for beating his wife in front of customers. 
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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OMG 
what kind of employee i had!?
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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On 2009-05-04 18:00:02, tranced wrote:
re-fired!
the customer is always right!
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Ha ha ha , ah well you win them all. Looks like you got a busy day ahead of you. All the best alex:-) oh by the way i am taking you to court for breach of contract. Oh by the way that vada burger is burning on the cooker. ha ha ha
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tranced
Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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From: Santo Domingo, wonDeRland
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call the fire deparment!!!!!!
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hihihans
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
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From: Netherlands
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Tu taa tu taa tu taa tu taa tu taa tu taa tu taa OMG my favourite shop is on fire.
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alexslane
Joined: Jan 10, 2009
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From: south wales u.k
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On 2009-05-04 12:57:31, ceaser2008 wrote:
Hello mr shopkeeper, good evening.
I would like to have extra small vada-pav (indian burger) with extra topping. Yeah, i want a cheap fully automatic money vending machine for my family and friends, which must give money in pounds, dollars and rupees only.
hmmmmm hello sir i think that you vada- pav is done nicely , oh and the extra topping is on the house.
Cruch , Bang , Smash
And there fully automatic money vending machine for my family and friends, the Son and His Mates just pulled it out of a wall with there Volvo estate that they nicked from the neighbours house.
do come again ,
@Tranced am i hired again ?
pleeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeee i liked my day job i thought that me and the family brought a touch of class the establishment.
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