Posted by methylated_spirit
Following on from a discussion in another thread, so as not to take it off topic...Do you wax? Where? Why? How? If you could invent your own "brazilian" what would it look like? Mine would be called the "Venezualan" and it would look like a South American bandits face. Eyebrows, located at the top of the boxing glove, then smooth in the middle, then a big moustache! Aye Caramba!
Posted by Krubach
You should quit the boose...
Couldn't get sh*t of what you're saying.
Posted by axxxr
You know what no offence meths but i agree with krubach what the hell are you talking about anyway?
Posted by govigov
Meth is hunting for a new job. And he is looking for menu's in his new waxing parlour! Lol!
Posted by plasmadog
Oh, maybe you'd be interested in the indian wax- growing more hair than necessary! For women only. :-)
Posted by methylated_spirit
Its not rocket science!
Im not a big fan of the Geman approach...at my old job, there was a German woman in accounts and shes got big hairy armpits
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Posted by HyperiaBlue
Hmmmm waxing lyrical i see meths?
Waxing is painful...but the results are amazing...especially if you repeat the process several times. Works wonders for hairy backs and butts!
I suppose it all depends on what your boyfriend/girlfriend likes and what you like. Some people thin hair is bad and remove all of it. Mind you smooth is always good!
Just no stubble thanks!
And if you watched "Rescue Me" last nite on sky one you would have learned a thing or two!
For me i will take the totally smooth route thanks...venezuelan, brazilian all over jobbie!
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Posted by methylated_spirit
An all over...Thats the "Hollywood" isnt it?
Posted by Burgaz
I get me chest waxed every now and then... The nipples hurt like hell...
Posted by axxxr
This is such an absorbing topic....I am lost for words!
Posted by Burgaz
The missus' lil sister is studying health and beauty ya see so i get free waxings... All professionally done by a bunch of 17 year old girls...
Posted by ThreeX
Yeah, think iŽll try to wax entire topic off my screen
Take a deep breath everyboy, this is gonna hurt some!
Posted by methylated_spirit
I never realized they actually wax the teat, i thought they just kind of went round it. I dont wax my chest, im not that hairy. Ive got a kind of line of hair down the middle of my chest, culminating in a fairly hairy belly, with a bit of hair round my nipples. Its fairly common, my growth pattern.
Posted by nickorooster
Ok, this thread is just weird.
Nick
Posted by Burgaz
I'm not that hairy...(only shave once or twice a week)
Just like having a hairless chest!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Ive noticed that on my tattoo on my leg, the hairs have grown back blond...any reason as to why this is?
Posted by Davo_169
indeed... i might have guessed that meths started this thread
Posted by methylated_spirit
I feel the same way about waxing as axxxr does about Ameican politics...
Down with Bush!
Down with Bush!
Down with Bush!
Posted by axxxr
Meths you and i have a lot in common!!....
Time i started waxing!
Posted by SE Rules
I'll tell you whats better, not having the hair there in the first place
Referring to facial hair this, don't get any ideas people, whilst waiting for the face bush, I 'shave' so much money in not buying razors....
Cheers
PS Sorry for the pun, even though twas intended
PPS Brazilian on your bird rocks........IMO
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeh, anything is better than a wild, untrimmed lawn though...
Posted by methylated_spirit
My sister waxed a bit of my leg when i was asleep once...woke me up. Quite sore, but when i did the rest of my leg (after a few vodkas, naturally, it seemed like a great idea) it wasnt that painful. Get over it, girls, you wont be getting any sympathy from me, it aint as sore as you make out!
Posted by Burgaz
Time for another chest waxing me thinks!
Maybe i should post some before and after pics??
Posted by methylated_spirit
Oooh yeah, good idea burgaz!
Posted by Burgaz
Look out for them on thursday then!!
Hiya meths dude, by the way... It's bin a while....
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yes, no internet access is killing my nefarious activities around here! Hows it going mate?
Posted by Burgaz
Ah so, so.... I ain't balanced anything on my head for ages now either...
Man i gotta get my shit together! Me and the missus been lookin at houses but the prices are stupid around here!(no not as bad as london). So i'm trying to spend as little money as possible... Lifes a bit boring at the mo...
Posted by methylated_spirit
Boxroom at the mother-in-laws house not good enough for ya? hehe im skint too, spend all my money on immac and stuff
Posted by Davo_169
why do you think someone would wax their nuts aye
Posted by DJcreamz
i used imac once the creamy foaming stuff and i didnt know it smealt like cucumber, cucumber is the only smell ive encountered so far tht makes me sick almost imediantly after smelling it, needless to say it never got anywhere near my body but i was sick man i hate cucumber.
Posted by mince-inside
@DJcreamz, That's quite an acute cucumber reaction.
I'd recommend not smelling the cucumber after using it.
(any more problems please post in the appropriate thread)
Mr M
Posted by DJcreamz
i dont eat it either
i shaved my arse once
Posted by Burgaz
My chest is in need of waxing again!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
DO IT! Post them pics!
Posted by Burgaz
I'll have to get intouch with the EX's sister... See if she need some help with her college work again
Posted by methylated_spirit
All those girls...must be about 19 by now, eh?
Posted by Burgaz
nope only just turned 18
Posted by methylated_spirit
WAHOO! let the waxing commence!
Posted by methylated_spirit
WAX UPDATE: got my armpit waxed when i was asleep - again, by my sister. I think its a fetish he's got, she did my leg when i was asleep a while back, and now this!
Posted by leeboy13
ouch! armpit? that must of hurt......
@burgaz..... well well, i never knew you waxed your chest buddy
Also i saw the pics of you in work with things strapped to your head, that was class mate! wasnt i working there then? where was i? lol
Do you remember that crossword we did mate? the one called 'gazzonkas' lmao! (have you still got a copy?) - its no ordinary crossword
hows everything leighton?
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Ohhh, you two know each other? Cool - Burgaz doesnt come on here half as much as he used to, mores the pity he's funny as fcuk
Posted by leeboy13
yeah, i used to work with him. hes wicked tbh! we used to have some right laughs in that place.... He had me believing once that one of the girls there had a wooden leg..... i mean come on, how stupid am i lmao! she walked with a limp and ...well lets just say i was a gulable fool
he told me about esato ages ago but as i didnt have a SE phone i never used it, since my w800i im on here alot now (also coz i work on a pc all day lol)....
Although to be fair i aint seen him in ages since moving from the valleys
Ask him about the time we got pulled over by the coppers on the way home from work one morning lol......
Posted by methylated_spirit
hehehhe ok oi will do
Posted by smithkk
Hot wax is just better for me. Although there is some pain, it's usually over before you know it and the smooth fuzz-free waxing result means that it's well worth it.
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Posted by goldenface
The idea of it makes me shudder. Can't think of anything worse, some people love it though, they might have a fetish.