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Posted by laveenl
Here's my contribution.

BooB CaR:

Can I have a ride? Nice headlights! Lemmie check under your hood!




Pictures courtesy of InsanePictures.com

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[ This Message was edited by: laveenl on 2003-07-30 06:47 ]


Posted by Lars
i could see a red X in a box.

Posted by augustborn9917
new meaning to dirty sex...hahahaha


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[ This Message was edited by: augustborn9917 on 2003-07-30 10:15 ]

Posted by Vlammetje
Well Shithappens, finally a bug that's not focussing on you

Posted by Krubach
Oh-oh!
Shit won't be happy knowing that someone cheated on him...


Posted by augustborn9917
spy fotos of the SE Z200!!! seen with the new successor to bluetooth: "YELLOWBAND"




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[ This Message was edited by: augustborn9917 on 2003-07-30 22:57 ]

Posted by shithappens
Quote:

On 2003-07-30 22:11:44, Vlammetje wrote:
Well Shithappens, finally a bug that's not focussing on you




check the obits in the local dailies....the *little* prick is DEAD....muwahahahahahahah

Posted by Vlammetje
*note to self: don't cheat on shits!*



Posted by shithappens
yup!!! the umbrella wud do u no good then

Posted by Vlammetje


*getting heavier armour*

Posted by shithappens
try a bunker

Posted by augustborn9917
HEADLINE: lab mouse escapes after months of solitary captivity....now found!



Posted by cyanx7
the flys one was SO great...

Posted by augustborn9917
Adam and Eve prototypes



Posted by laveenl
Rated PG-13

Oh..... my..... goodness.... How much would you pay to trade places?

Lucky Pussy(cat)

..and another one..

If you stare at this too long, you might go insane!
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[ This Message was edited by: laveenl on 2003-08-06 07:56 ]

Posted by masseur
Unfortunately your pic is still not displaying... let me try...

Hmmm.. it seems to display on refresh, sometimes. Never mind looks like you are working on it!

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[ This Message was edited by: masseur on 2003-08-06 07:55 ]

Posted by augustborn9917
JAWS II "Lips"



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[ This Message was edited by: augustborn9917 on 2003-08-08 20:10 ]

Posted by snw







All pics from www.humor911.com

Posted by Jowi
Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you
could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do....


I walked into a hair saloon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned
around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a
word... he knew better.

- Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX


An insurance man visited me at home to talked about our mortgage insurance.
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as
best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came
back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.

-Kathy Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my
reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!

Name Withheld (go figure)


I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
Colleen Collins, 31,Ferndale, MI

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

- Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD


While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this
enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter.
Amy Richardson, Stafford, VA


A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

- Diane E. Amov

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking,
"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he
replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo! I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!



This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story...
We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard.

Posted by Andy.
I made a happy frog


Oh and this one is only funny if you are a Brit or know the area.




[ This Message was edited by: Andy. on 2003-08-09 18:14 ]

Posted by Jowi


Posted by Vlammetje
I'm sure I must be missing something, Jowi? That is actually a legit traffic sign in certain places in the world.

Posted by augustborn9917
what bored radiologists do on weekends



Posted by Jowi
Quote:

On 2003-08-10 22:11:50, Vlammetje wrote:
I'm sure I must be missing something, Jowi? That is actually a legit traffic sign in certain places in the world.




hahaha...its for real...you can find it here in Manila

Posted by toughluck
I'm missing something here.
Is the sign funny because it has 'rigth' instead of 'right' written on it, or is it funny because it reminds of one of the basic driving laws (no right turns unless there is a green traffic light, or a green right arrow)?

Posted by Jowi



Posted by JwY
my eyes!!

Posted by Vlammetje
Thank gawd it doesn't load, whateva it is...

Posted by JwY
i still cant get over that x-ray

Posted by Jowi
Quote:

On 2003-08-22 19:20:41, JwY wrote:
i still cant get over that x-ray




why? is that you?

Posted by JwY
nope
but isnt it bad to x-ray that area?

Posted by Jowi


Posted by scotsboyuk
Guy comes into my dad's shop, (its a barbers). Sits down in the chair to have his hair cut, barber asks him what he wanted done.
Guy says just to trim it, the barber puts a gown around him.
Barber starts working away. About half way through notices that under the gown there is a lot of movement near the guy's crotch. He's thinking to himself "Christ Almighty! This guy is giving himself one in the chair!"
Tries to get through the haircut as fast as he can, the movement is getting faster.
Eventually the barber stops the haircut and puts his clippers down. He swivels the guy round and starts tellin him off, "Look you, this is a family place, there's children over there for crying out loud!"
The guy answers back, "What are you on about, your a bloody nutcase, get on with the haircut."
The barber says, "That's it, I'm pulling this gown off and I'm calling the police, your a fecking pervert, you should be locked up!"
He wips the gown off the man, with the whole shop watching by now, to see the man holding a pair of glasses in one hand and a handkerchief in the other giving them a good clean!

True story, the guy got his haircut for free and stormed off.

Posted by augustborn9917
for the people of greenpeace....this creature is fast becoming an endanged species


Posted by elmz
i love being a vegetarian!!!


[ This Message was edited by: elmz on 2003-09-28 11:56 ]

Posted by Bjerkebanen
Have u heard of theese 2 tomatos walking down the street! And sudently one of the get smashed and splashed! So the other tomatos yell to him! Oi come on Keneth!


BTW he said Keneth because he was dyslextic and was acsually going to say Ketchuup


Posted by kimcheeboi
why did they call it mad cow?

because pms was already taken.

Posted by Bjerkebanen
Quote:
On 2004-03-05 19:05:59, KiMcHeEbOi wrote: why did they call it mad cow? because pms was already taken.



I heard that one before. Were have you learned that jocke? :?:

Posted by MTNT68i
aaaauuvvviiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Posted by *Jojo*
Nice photos there folks !
Here's my share . . . .







Parental Guidance needed here: Restricted for minors ! ! !


Posted by *Jojo*
For the chocolate/candy/sweets lovers out there - just a timely reminder here . . .




Posted by tranquil




Posted by kimcheeboi
@bejerkebanen

i read it off some web site. it's a damn funny joke though.

Posted by *Jojo*
@tranquil - Saddam's and George's photo was great !

Posted by funnykrol
nice pics I think =)
Nice Smile! =)
Dream about Africa


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