Posted by n|ck_xp
Kai re pedia exo akomi mia erotisi
To topic auto to dimiourgise kapios pou to nickname tou ine bsinis2
alla den to blepo auto to sixna na milai...
Ti apegine autos?
Posted by mathmos23
To T68i tha erthei sthn Ellada sto telos tou Apriliou mazi me to MMS software. Toulaxiston etsi mou eipan sthn Ericsson..... To FW pou uparxei edo tora einai to R2B
Posted by n|ck_xp
Thank you mathmos23
Re pedia exo mia erotisi
Den ksero an ine protapriliatiko psema i ine allithia alla
edo stin Nea Yorki to elliniko radiofono mas ta exi priksi oti
i Ellada exase tous olimpiakous agones tous opious tora tha pari i Tourkia kai oti o simitis exi idi paretithi.
Ina alithia i malakies?
Posted by oxin_Rain
306 posts
ola psemata ine... min pisteuis tipota apo oti akous... thanks thanassi .. toso kairo epsaxna kai den ebriska pou to lei auto...
Posted by Thanassis
malakies.-
Posted by n|ck_xp
Thank you oxin_Rain
Ase kai anxothika me auto to thema!!!
Imaste kai se krisimi ilikia!!!
XAXA
Ante pedia posternete na skisoume!!!!
Posted by Thanassis
to malakies pigene stin erwtisi tou n|ck_xp.
oxin_Rain
Don't mention it! den kanei tipota!
Posted by greg2002
kala oute sti deftera parousia den pernoun tous olimpiakous oi tourkoi !!!! kalo anekdoto kai afto!!!
Posted by kogos
Paidia esteila mail stin SE kai mou eipan pos tha mporoume na anavathmisoume to T68 se T68i. Kati akoma: pos mporo na grapso pano apo 70 ellinikous xaraktires kai na xrisimopoio kai to T9??? eimai kainourgios me ta SE, panta eixa nokia alla mou fainete pos tha koliso me ta SE.
[ This Message was edited by: kogos on 2002-04-02 02:23 ]
Posted by kogos
aaa... mou eipan apo tin SE oti to T68i tha einai stin ellada ton Mai...
Posted by n|ck_xp
Aste pedia malakies telika!!!
Egine panikos edo stin Nea Yorki!
Enas Ellinikos radiofonikos stauthmos ekane plaka kai ipe oti milane sovara tonisan oti den ine protapriliatiki farsa!To tonisan!
Kai meta ipan oti xasame tous olimpiakous kai tha tous dosoun stous Tourkous ipan oi malakes kai oti paretithike lei o simitis kai epese i kivernisi!!!Kati teties malakies!!!
Anyway ola psemata itan!
Posted by kogos
Kserei kanenas an mporo na kano anavathmisi tou software tou T68 stin agglia, alla na exo to elliniko menu??? giati tha pao agglia mesa apriliou kai skeftomai na dokimaso na to kano t68i otanginei diathesimo.
Posted by john74
IM BACK.....molis gyrisa apo diakopes 5 meres sti Praga Nice Women!!!!
Posted by john74
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Posted by greg2002
kalosirthes john! tipota neotero gia to t68? an oxi pes mas gia tis ginekes ekei!
Posted by greg2002
BUMPER STICKERS
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, maybe You Could Drive A Little
> > Better.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 11. If At First You Don't Succeed..Blame Someone Else And Seek
> > Counseling.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 26. Illiterate? Write For Help
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside
> Down
> > On
> > A Jeep]
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For
> > 70mph.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like
>
> > Jabba
> > The Hut?
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 44. Ax Me About Ebonics
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 46. Boldly Going Nowhere
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 47. Cat: The Other White Meat
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
> lost?
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
> Bullets.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> > 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Posted by kogos
Vrika enan agglo sto cardiff pou mou eipe apo msn pos mou poulaei to t68i pou exei... ego den to goustaro giati protymo na kratiso to t68 pou exo kai na kano anavathmisi (pisteuo pos to t68i einai san pseutiko). an endiaferete kaneis na rotiso timi. mou eipe peripou 300 me 350 lires. an einai grapste reply (an kai den tha to protina, o palios einai allios).
Posted by n|ck_xp
Pou ise xamenos re john74 ???
Welcome Back!
Kanena neo???
Posted by n|ck_xp
kogos sigoura ginete na valis tin elliniki ekdosi
stin aglia...Alla tha theli ligo psaksimo...
Kai ego thelo na kano to idio stin Nea Yorki pou ime tora alla barieme polle
opote tha to kano anabathmisi ton Iounio pou tha katebo ellada!!!Mexri tope pia elpizo na exi bgi kai i MMS ekdosi!
Posted by tigra
ante na doume pote tha bgei to neo sw!!!!kana fws ston orizonta re paides???
egw to pira stin italia to t68 kai den exei elllinika
opote prepeina perimenw mexri kalokairi gia elliniko programma
kai as elpisoume na exei bgei to mms ktl...
eseis exete kana neo???
Posted by n|ck_xp
Aste pedia epatha efragma!!!
Edosa se mia kariola to T68touli mou na pari ena tilefono kai
i ilithia forouse kati malakies skoularikia!
Ax pedia mou ekane tin Othonoula mou san ta skata!
OLO GRANTOUNIES!!!!KAI bathies!!!
Prepi na psakso na bro kenourgia prosopsi EPIGONTOS!!!
Den nomizo na zisi i ilithia apo tis katares pou efage!
Ante me sinxise sta kala kathoumena!
Posted by john74
Ela re sou gameise tin othoni po po gameiseta,next time dont hand out your T68!!
Posted by n|ck_xp
Pedia imaste mono ena post brosta apo tous allous!
Aurio tha imaste deuteroi etsi opos pane autoi posternoun dekades tin imera...
Ante posternete!
Posted by kogos
Isos i erotisi pou tha kano na einai ilithia alla toulaxiston tha voithiso na anevasoume posts: to T68m einai idio me to T68??? giati to vazoun to gramma m an einai to idio???
Posted by n|ck_xp
T68 den iparxi oute ipirxe pote!
Ine T68m kai T68i.
Min se gelai ti lei i prosopsi tou kinitou bgale tin mpataria kai den apo piso panta lei T68m i T68x giati gia tin asia exoun kapia alla gramata...
Kai meta ine to T68i gnosto pia se olous mas.
Den iparxi T68 apla otan akousis na lene T68=T68m
Posted by n|ck_xp
Kai den itan katholou blakia!
Ante na anevenoume!
Posted by john74
Otan sou leo women are good at doing other things tin alli fora ean thes na doseis kati na gia paixei i kopela dose kati pou tha se anevasei psyhologika! :-o
Posted by kogos
Re mas perasane sta posts... Enisxiste
Posted by kogos
Na rotiso kai kati akoma. Katevasa ta programmata apo SE kai ta evala sto laptop pou exo me IRDA. To kinito o ypologistis to vlepei (kai san modem me tous drivers tis SE), alla ta programmata den mporoun na to doun. To laptop exei WindowsXP (otan to pira eixe home edition preinstalled kai evala professional). Mipos ftaine ta XP??? Apo ena search pou ekana eida pos ta programmata sta XP douleuoune me to kalodio... me IR omos???
Posted by kogos
I ericsson ta exei paiksei... Tous eixa steilei mail prin apo 5 meres peripou gia na rotiso pote tha vgei i anavathmisi gia to T68 kai an mporoume na kanoume tin metatropi se T68i... Apo tote mou stelnoun kathe mera to idio mail, san na tous rotao kathe mera tin idia erotisi... xaxaxa. An pao na agoraso ena T68 apo ta kentrika, lete na mou dinoun apo ena kinito tin mera??? xi xi xi
Posted by kogos
Ananeothike to FAQ tis SE gia to T68... tha lythoun polles apories... Neo software stis 13 May me T68=T68i:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/spg.jsp?template=SP1_10&B=ie&PID=9773&LM=SB_V&noredir=1#1668
kai parte mati kai to post: http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=3722&forum=2&31
Posted by kogos
4 posts akoma kai tous fagame...
Posted by n|ck_xp
Pedia mas gamisane sta posts oxi apla mas perasane...
Min pi kanenas tipota kala na pathoume toso kero milame mono 5 atoma....
Loipon file mou kogo sxetika me to IR kai to T68 akouden ftene ta XP ola ine mia xara.I rithmisi pou exis na kanis ine sto programa.
Ixa to idio problima palia alla itane sto Logomanager tis nokia....
Den ksero pia ine ta settings sto programa pou xrisimopiis.
AAAAAAAAA kai kati akoma eki pou sou lei posi taxitita thelis na trexi to IR sou ine apo ta windows auto!min to balis sto full.
GIa na sinxronisis kinito prepi na ine xamilo monizo to noumero prepi na ine 11-140000 kati tetio...
Gamoto poulisa to laptop mou prin merikous mines kai tora tha paro kenourgio...Perimena na bgoun ta Mobile Pentium 4 kai Geforce 4 go!!!
GIa auto den ime sigouros me prodose i mnimi mou!!!
To allo mina tha pao to kenourgi...
Posted by n|ck_xp
A nai ksexasa ine pleon episimo!
Opos lei kai o filos mou o kogos!I moni diafora anamesa sto t68m kai sto T68i ine to design kai to xromo exoun telika tin idia memory kai i anabathmisi erxete stin 20 ebdomada!!!
To link pou edose o kogos ta lei olla!!!
See ya!
Posted by n|ck_xp
How to record voice labels using the Bluetooth™ Handsfree
If you record voice labels through the Bluetooth™ Handsfree, you will obtain a better performance then if you record them directly in the phone.
How to do this:
Go to [EDIT VOICE]
On the question [ADD VOICE COMMAND?], press “Yes”
Immediately press the "Yes" key of HBH-20 for 2 seconds (until the short beeps are heard)
You are now too late for the voice label, but press “No” on the phone and record again.
From now on the headset will record all the labels you like until you press the "No" button.
So
- As many labels as you want can be recorded in one session
- The headset will beep after which you can speak the voice label
What is needed in order to start using WAP?
Before you can start using the WAP functionality in your phone, you need to enter the WAP profile settings.
This can be done in 3 ways;
The settings are already entered when you buy the phone
You can enter them manually. Please consult your user guide for help
Your receive the settings in a text message (over the air) and this is by far the easiest way. To do this you can use the WAP configurator at this site.
I cannot receive any calls. Why?
You may have diverted your incoming calls to another phone number.
You may have set the Accept calls option to From no one or From list. Select From all instead.
You may have selected Fax or Data as the next incoming call.
You may have GPRS only set for a data account. Select Automatic instead.
Why can't I send or receive SMS?
If the number to your service center is not saved on your SIM card, you must specify the number yourself.
Otherwise you cannot reply to received messages or send your own.
To check the service center number:
Scroll to [MESSAGES], "Yes", [OPTIONS], "Yes", [SMS], "Yes", [SERVICE CENTRES] "Yes". If no number is found, select [ADD NEW?] and press "Yes"
Enter the number, including the international + sign and country code, and press "Yes".
Note! The number to your service center is provided by your operator.
What is the Option key used for?
The option key gives the most common options for the function currently in use.
The option key provides help menus for certain functions.
Can I assign a picture to a contact in the phonebook?
No, you can’t assign a picture to a contact.
I can not answer an incoming call or start a Voice Activated call by pressing the button on the Bluetooth™ Headset.
This is most likely caused by a setting in your phone. Please check if the Bluetooth™ mode setting is set to On. If not, please change the setting to On.
To change the settings;
Scroll to [CONNECT], press "Yes"
Choose [BLUETOOTH], press "Yes"
Choose [OPERATION MODE] and press "Yes"
Set the mode to [ON] and press “Yes”
I don’t get any indication of charging in the phone. What is wrong?
With an empty battery it can take up to 30 minutes for the charging icon to appear in the display.
What is “Magic Word” and how do I use it?
You record a magic word and use it as a voice command to allow total handsfree access to voice control. The magic word is especially suitable when using a car handsfree kit.
Can I use my Bluetooth™ Headset together with this phone?
Yes, you can.
How do I do to adjust the display contrast?
To adjust the display contrast:
Scroll to [SETTINGS], press "Yes"
Scroll to [DISPLAY], press "Yes"
Scroll to [CONTRAST], press "Yes"
Adjust the contrast.
How do I include a picture when sending an SMS?
First make sure that the long message function is on:
Scroll to [MESSAGES], press "Yes"
Select [OPTIONS], press "Yes"
Select [SMS] and press "Yes"
Scroll to [LONG MESSAGES], press "Yes"
Choose [ON] and press "Yes"
To insert a picture in a text message:
Scroll to [MESSAGES], press "Yes"
Select [SMS] and press "Yes"
Select [WRITE NEW] and press "Yes"
While entering your message, press the "Option" key
Scroll to [INSERT OBJECT] and press "Yes"
Select [PICTURE] and press "Yes"
Select one of the picture groups and press "Yes"
Select the picture you want to insert in your message and press "Yes"
Is it possible to download / receive pictures?
Yes, pictures can be downloaded via WAP pages. It is also possible to receive pictures sent from other EMS supportive mobile phones. You can also receive pictures using Bluetooth™ and/or IrDA (infrared).
Is it possible to download pictures with Bluetooth™ and/or IrDA?
Yes, you can download a picture to be used as background.
What is the maximum size of a picture that can be downloaded to the phone and in what format does it have to be?
The picture must be in GIF (Graphical Interchange Format, 87a and 89a without animations) and the size 8 KB (3 KB using WAP services).
Will using the GPRS functionality have a negative effect on the battery performance?
No, the GPRS does not impact the battery performance in any negative way.
What is EMS?
EMS stands for Enhanced Messaging Services and it allows you to personalize your phone by enabling you to; add pictures, animations and sound to text messages. It also allows you to chose your own ring signal, background picture, attach pictures to names in the phone book; and send & receive EMS messages.
Is a new SIM required in order to use the GPRS functionality?
No, you do not need a new SIM to be able to use GPRS. However you do need to contact your Service Provider in order to add this service to your subscription.
When will it be possible to have my T68 converted?
It will be possible to convert your phone from week 20.
Where can I have my phone converted?
You can have your phone converted at you nearest Service Location
Can I change my mind and get my old software back?
No, once the conversion is done, there is no way back.
I have downloaded and installed the PC software for T68m – will this still work when my phone is converted?
No, you should uninstall it and install the T68i synch software instead.
Is there anything I ought to do before I have my T68 converted?
Yes, you ought to synchronize the calendar with your PC and copy phone numbers to the SIM card
What are the hardware differences?
Only design and color
Will there be differences in memory size between a T68i/ie and a converted T68?
No, they will have exactly the same functionality and the same memory size.
What will I get when having the conversion done?
You will gain these functions from the T68i:
MMS
Picture Album (My pictures) with increased memory allocation for images
Sound Browser (List of sounds stored in the phone, i.e. eMelodies, iMelodies and AMR files)
Picture CLI (Possible to associate a picture with a contact and display the picture upon incoming call)
Viewfinder with Communicam MCA 20
New games
Notes
Screensaver
New preloaded wallpapers
New and more advanced ring melody composer
Text formatted SMS (Possible to add e.g. bold and italic text)
Customisable contacts (possible to select which information to see in a contact)
irstName - LastName concept discarded
Only one name in phonebook in T68i
SMS chat
GPRS (p-channels)
JPEG support
Animated GIF support
Will I lose something when doing the conversion?
You will only loose the user data on those functions:
Calendar
High scores to the games
Own edited/downloaded background pictures
Own edited/downloaded ring signals
Own edited EMS pictures
Own defined shortcuts in the menuPhonebook
Saved CB (Cell Broadcast messages)
SMS templates
SyncML settings
Tetris (will be replaced with an other game
VoiceMemos
Voice tags
Posted by n|ck_xp
Den xriazete na kanete click sto ling to evala olo sto site na iparxi!
Outos i allos xriazomaste posts!
Posted by kogos
enas filos vrike ena t68 kato sto dromo... ton kaimeno pou to exase, xaxaxaxa. dokimasa ta panta re gamoto me tin IR kai akoma tipota... tha paro aurio tilefono enan apo ericsson na do ti tha mou poun... DOSTE TO PARON OLOI NA TOUS PERASOUME PALI!!! KAI KSANA PROS TIN DOKSA TRAVA
Posted by kogos
TOULAXISTON EXOUME MEGALI DIAFORA APO TOUS TRITOUS
Posted by Thanassis
Kogos:
Aytos o filos sou prepei na einai polyyyyyy k@#$fardos me to sympathio!!! Akou ekei t68 petameno ston dromo!
Anyway, simera epivevewthike oti t68=t68i. Basika den ipirxe periptwsi i SE na g@misei etsi tous pelates tis. Kai malista tous kalous pelates (tous pio fanatikous gia na eimai akrivis). Tha etrwge ena kraksimo prwto - kai fysika tha exane kathe aksiopistia san etairia.
Anamoni mexri tin week 20 loipon.
Posted by n|ck_xp
Nai pedia ipomoni epitelous tin week 20 tha aksiopiopiisoume
oles tis dinatotites tou tilefonou mas!!!
Posted by n|ck_xp
Re gamoto den boro na mas blepo stin deuteri thesi sto top 20!
Kati prepi na kanoume....
Posted by n|ck_xp
>
>Pws lene ton adelfo tou Karaiskaki???
>Karaitavli
>
>Pws legetai to vlito pou einai agxwmeno??
>Panikovlito
>
>Poio einai to akron awton tis ypomonis??
>Na vgazeis to keri apo t'autia sou gia na ftiaxeis lampada
>
>Pws legontai ta xysia sta rossika??
>Poutsoskayia!
>
>Ti einai 10 evraioi pou tragoudane?
>Sapounopera
>
>Ti simainoun ta arhika tou sapouniou FA?
>From Auswitsch
>
>Ti einai kokkino, einai sto dasos kai skoupizei??
>H kokkinoskoupitsa.
>
>Ti exei plokamia, zei sti thalassa kai mougkrizei??
>To xtavodi!
>
>Ti einai prasino kai einai sto ypogeio?
>Enas aggouraios!
>
>Pws legetai o aunanismos sta mathimatika??
>To orio tis synousias, otan to aidoio teinei sto miden
>
>Pws legetai autos pou einai thammenos sto oros Sina?
>Sinahomenos
>
>Pws legetai o Kolokotrwnis stin kathareuousa?
>Proxtolithos!
>
>Ti einai auto pou zei sti thalassa, to synantame spania kai xairetaei?
>H Xelwna xaireta-xaireta
>
>Pws legetai to profylaxtiko tou pappou?
>Papoutsothiki!
>
>Pws legetai to oplo tou Mitsou?
>Mitsigkan!
>
>Pws legetai i Voulgara plastikos xeirourgos?
>Tautia Nasoukova
>
>Pws lene oi Tourkoi to Viagkra?
>Tsoutsoun mparout
>
>Pws legetai to zwo pou zei sti zougkla kai xoreuei nisiotika?
>Liontari-ntari-ntari
>
>Pws lene oi Tourkoi tin malakia?
>Taxtirnti tsoutsou!
>
>Pws legetai sta tourkika i hira?
>Tsoutsoun ah-vah yiok!
>
>Ti einai auto pou moiazei me kavoura, perpataei stin ammo kai yamaei saures?
>Kavourogamosauros o ammodis
>
>Pws legetai o Servos Koureas?
>Mali-Kovits
>
>Ti einai kokkino me voules kai myrizei idrwta?
>H Mashalitsa.
>
>Pws legetai o Thios tou Hlia?
>Hli-thios
>
>Pws legetai o kinezos pou pethane?
>O-gia-to-homa
>
>Pws legetai sta yiaponezika o sexologos?
>Yia-Kapsoura!
>
>Pws legetai autos pou einai aspromauro, zei sto voreio polo kai einai ftiagmeno apo tsigko?
>O Tsigkouinos
>
>Pws legetai to diazygio sta Aravika?
>TAHAM AL TAXASALAM (Ta hame alla ta halasame)
>
>Poio einai to akron awto tis tempelias?
>Na perimeneis me to seiker sto heri ton epomeno seismo!
>
>Ti zei sti zougkla kai paizei tyhera paixnidia?
>O Propodeilos
>
>Pws legetai o andras tis Roulas?
>Roule-man
>
>Pws legontai dyo mauroi pou einai se mia entouro mihani?
>Afrika-touin
>
>Pws legetai o Indos giatros gynaikologos pou eidikeuetai stis parthenografes kai exei hobby tin zaharoplastiki?
>Pavei mouni sa ravani!
>
>Pws legetai i malakia sta ispanika?
>Don houan nte la piaston kai kouna ton wres.
>
>Poio einai to pio exypno pragma pou evgale apo to stoma tis mia xanthia?
>To peos tou Ainstain!
>
>Yiati oi xanthies mathainoun na odigoun tank apo mikres?
>Yia na mpoun sto polytexneio
>
>Pws elegan to prwto trapezi pista sta arhaia ellinika?
>ALPHA TRAPEZA PISTEWS
>
>Pws legetai allios o aunanismos?
>Akyro pidima!
>
>Poio einai o kalyteros xrimatistis?
>To peos! (yiati molis ftasei sto limit-up reustopoiei amesos)
>
>Pws legetai auto pou einai katw apo tin thalassa kai ftiaxnei kafe?
>To upomprikio!
>
>Pws legetai o Ispanos xadelfos tou Korkoli?
>Xose Paideras!
>
>Pws kanei mia peinasmeni alvaniki yata!
>Peiniaaaaoouuuu!
>
>Yiati ta stroumfakia yelane tin anoixi?
>Epeidi megalwnei to hortari kai toud yaryalaei ta arx....a
>
>Yiati oi gries de foroun mini fousta?
>Yia na min fainontai ta vyzia tous
>
>Ti einai aspro, petaei kai dipsaei yia aima?
>Mia Always Ultra me ftera
>
>Ti ekanan oi progonoi tou Korkoli?
>To paidomazoma!
>
>Ti kanei enas skantzoxoiros panw se enan allon?
>Xynei t'arhidia tou
>
>Poio einai to ayapimeno sygkrotima tou Aslani?
>Oi Trypes
>
>Pws xemyalise o Giorgakis tin mikri Annoula?
>Hrisimopoiontas tin karampina tou
>
>Ti egine ena fidi pou pire viagkra?
>Mpastouni!
>
>Ti einai aspro, zei sto voreio polo kai tin pidas opote the?
>Voliki Arkouda
>
>Poia einai i nea stasi sto sex?
>To korkolito!
>
>Yiati autoi pou diavazoun to PLAYBOY kai to National Geographic ehoun ton idio skopo?
>Yia na doun meri pou den prokeitai na episkeftoun pote!
>
>Apo pote yparhei agno partheno malli?
>Apo tote pou ta provata arhisan na trehoun pio grigora apo tous tsopanides
>
>Pws leyontai oi 7 nanoi otan paroun viagkra?
>7up
>
>Ti koino ehei o tempelis me tin dioxini?
>Kai o tempelis duo xynei(ei)!
>
>Ti koino exei to mouni me to karpouzi?
>Enas to skizei kai polloi to apolamvanoun
>
>Pws legetai to tsimpouki sta Indika?
>Yama Moutra! (Kama soutra)
>
>Pws lene oi pontioi tis touloumbes?
>Poutses Kotle!
>
>Enas nearos rwtise mia kopela an thelei na pane sto dwmatio tis na tis deixei kati mayiko. H kopela dehtike.
>Tin alli mera mia fili tis ti rwtise ti itan to mayiko kai ekeini apantise: "me gamise kai exafanistike"!
>
>Ti ftiaxnei enas sideras se ena mpourdelo?
>Tis poutanas to kagkelo!
>
>Ti fwnazei ena arni pou pniyetai?
>Mpeeeeeiyouots!
>
>Ti kanei mia servieta hwris ftera?
>Pinei Red Bull! ( to red bull dinei fterraaaaaaa)
>
>Htan dyo omofylofiloi kai xypnisan to prwi sto krevati....
>Leei o enas ston allo naziarika:
>-Thanasi vale mou liyo daxtylo..
>-Oh more....orexi pou tin exeis prwi-prwi....
>-Ela Thanasi se parakalw.....
>-Ante kala......Entaxei twra?
>-Ligo pio vathia Thanasi.....
>-Oriste....twra entaxei?
>-Ligo akoma....
>-Ante kala.....Oh!!! ti einai auto pou pianw? Leei o Thanasis kai travaei to xeri apo to kolo tou allou ena roloi. Kai tou leei o allos:
>-Na ziseis Thanasi kai xronia polla....
>
>Enas trohonomos tyfla sto methysi stamata ena motosikletisti pou einai tyfla kai autos.
>-Trohonomos: Den xereis oti apayoreuontai tria atoma panw se mihani?
>-Motosikletistis: Kala kai itan anagki na me perikyklwsete?
>
>Ti einai roz kai kouvala stin plati tou to kazino tis Parnithas?
>O roz-parnithas!!!
>
>Ti einai auto pou epipleei kai aresei kai stis gynaikes?
>To poutsouro
>
>-Kapoios pire tilefono to "001"
>-Kai?
>-Irthe to "100" me tin opisthen!!!
>
>Pws legetai sta kinezika o nekrothaftis?
>NaSouSyroToKasoni!
>
>Pws legetai sta Ispanika to nekrotafeio?
>Xaplas Kokalieros!!
>
>Pws lene oi Tourkoi to gynaikologo?
>Mouni paspat
>
>Pws lene oi Tourkoi to ypovrihio?
>Mpourmpoulithr Vapor
>
>Pws legetai i Rossida manavis?
>Ta mila pazareua!
>
>
Posted by n|ck_xp
Stin fora!Ola!
Oti astio kai parakseno se sxesi me tin ellada prepi na bgazoume stin fora gia na ksanapame stin korifi...
Re pedia ti ine oi alloi tin exoune di MIRC kanoun chat kanonika apo oti katalava ine mesa tin idia stigmi mazi 5 kai posternoun aneleita...
Giati na perasi to diko tous?
Posted by kogos
> >>Στον κόσμο των σχέσεων ισχύει ένας και μοναδικός κανόνας: Κάνε
> >>τη γυναίκα ευτυχισμένη.
> >>Κάνεις κάτι που της αρέσει, παίρνεις πόντους. Κάνεις κάτι που δεν
> >>της αρέσει, σου αφαιρούνται πόντοι. Δεν παίρνεις πόντους για κάτι
> >>που είναι αναμενόμενο. Λυπάμαι, έτσι είναι τα πράγματα.
> >>Ακολουθεί ενδεικτικός κατάλογος...
> >>
> >>
> >>Απλά καθήκοντα:
> >>
> >>Στρώνεις το κρεβάτι (+1)
> >>Στρώνεις το κρεβάτι αλλά δεν βάζεις τα διακοσμητικά μαξιλάρια (0)
> >>Πετάς το κάλυμμα του κρεβατιού πάνω στα άστρωτα σεντόνια (-1)
> >>Αφήνεις το κάθισμα της λεκάνης όρθιο (-5)
> >>Αλλάζεις το χαρτί υγείας όταν τελειώσει (0)
> >>Όταν τελειώσει το χαρτί υγείας χρησιμοποιείς χαρτομάντηλα (-1)
> >>Όταν τελειώνουν τα χαρτομάντηλα χρησιμοποιείς την άλλη
> >>τουαλέτα (-2)
> >>Πας έξω να της αγοράσεις λεπτές σερβιέτες με φτερά (+5)
> >>Και χιονίζει (+8)
> >>Αλλά γυρίζεις πίσω με μπύρες (-5)
> >>Ελέγχεις έναν ύποπτο θόρυβο την νύχτα (0)
> >>Ελέγχεις έναν ύποπτο θόρυβο την νύχτα και δεν είναι τίποτα (0)
> >>Ελέγχεις έναν ύποπτο θόρυβο την νύχτα και είναι κάτι (+5)
> >>Που το εξουδετερώνεις χτυπώντας το με το ψαλίδι (+10)
> >>Είναι το γατάκι της (-10)
> >>
> >>
> >>Κοινωνικές συναναστροφές:
> >>
> >>Μένεις μαζί της σε όλη τη διάρκεια του πάρτυ (0)
> >>Μένεις μαζί της για λίγο και μετά πας και μιλάς με κολλητάρι
> >>από το πανεπιστήμιο που τα πίνατε μαζί (-2)
> >>Και λέγεται Κατερίνα (-4)
> >>Η Κατερίνα είναι χορεύτρια (-6)
> >>Η Κατερίνα έχει βάλει σιλικόνη (-80)
> >>
> >>
> >>Τα γενέθλιά της:
> >>
> >>Την βγάζεις έξω για δείπνο (0)
> >>Την βγάζεις έξω για δείπνο και δεν είναι μαγαζί που
> >>έχει SuperSport (+1)
> >>Καλά, είναι μαγαζί που έχει SuperSport (-2)
> >>Και είναι βραδυά προσφοράς (-3)
> >>Είναι μαγαζί που έχει SuperSport, είναι βραδυά προσφοράς και το
> >>πρόσωπό σου είναι βαμμένο στα χρώματα της ομάδας σου (-10)
> >>
> >>
> >>Βραδυνή έξοδος με την αντροπαρέα:
> >>
> >>Πας με τον κολλητό σου (-5)
> >>Ο κολλητός σου έχει έναν ευτυχισμένο γάμο (-4)
> >>Ο κολλητός σου είναι τρομακτικά άγαμος (-7)
> >>Και οδηγάει μια Mustang (-10)
> >>Με αμερικανικές πινακίδες που γράφουν "GR8 N BED" (-15)
> >>
> >>
> >>Βραδυνή έξοδος:
> >>
> >>Την πας σινεμά (+2)
> >>Την πας σινεμά σε ταινία που της αρέσει (+4)
> >>Την πας σινεμά σε ταινία που τη σιχαίνεσαι (+6)
> >>Την πας σινεμά σε ταινία που τη λατρεύεις (-2)
> >>'Εχει τίτλο "Φονικός Μπάτσος 3" (-3)
> >>Και δείχνει σάιμποργκς που τρώνε ανθρώπους (-9)
> >>Και είπες ψέματα ότι ήταν ευρωπαϊκός κινηματογράφος με θέμα
> >>τα ορφανά (-15)
> >>
> >>
> >>Η φυσική σου κατάσταση:
> >>
> >>Αναπτύσσεις εμφανή μπάκα (-15)
> >>Αναπτύσσεις εμφανή μπάκα και γυμνάζεσαι για να την
> >>ξεφορτωθείς (+10)
> >>Αναπτύσσεις εμφανή μπάκα και καταφεύγεις σε φαρδιά τζην και
> >>φουσκωτά πουκάμισα (-30)
> >>Αναπτύσσεις εμφανή μπάκα και της λες
> >>"Δεν πειράζει, έχεις κι εσύ" (-8000)
> >>
> >>
> >>Το μέγα ερώτημα:
> >>
> >>Ρωτάει "Σου φαίνομαι χοντρή;" (-1)
> >>(Ω ναι! Χάνεις πόντο έτσι κι αλλιώς!)
> >>Διστάζεις να απαντήσεις (-10)
> >>Απαντάς "Που;" (-35)
> >>Οποιαδήποτε άλλη απάντηση (-20)
> >>
> >>
> >>Επικοινωνία: (Όταν θέλει να μιλήσει για ένα πρόβλημα)
> >>
> >>Ακούς δείχνοντας προβληματισμένος (0)
> >>Ακους για πάνω από 30 λεπτά (+50)
> >>Ακους για πάνω από 30 λεπτά
> >>χωρίς να κοιτάξεις την τηλεόραση (+1000)
> >>Καταλαβαίνει ότι αυτό συμβαίνει επειδή σε πήρε ο ύπνος (-2000)
> >
>
Posted by kogos
> > Εάν τα εστιατόρια λειτουργούσαν σαν την Microsoft....
> >
> >
> > Πελάτης: Σερβιτόρε!
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Καλησπέρα σας, το όνομά μου είναι Bill, και θα είμαι ο
> > Σερβιτόρος Υποστήριξής σας. Ποίο φαίνεται να είναι το πρόβλημά σας;
> >
> > Πελάτης: Υπάρχει μια μύγα στην σούπα μου!
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Δοκιμάστε ξανά, ίσως η μύγα να πάψει να υπάρχει στην σούπα
> > αυτή την φορά.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Όχι, είναι ακόμα εκεί.
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Ίσως να είναι ο τρόπος που χρησιμοποιείτε την σούπα,
> > δοκιμάστε αντ'αυτού να την φάτε με πηρούνι
> >
> > Πελάτης: Ακόμα και όταν χρησιμοποιώ πηρούνι, η μύγα εξακολουθεί να
είναι
> > εκεί.
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Μπορεί η σούπα να παρουσιάζει ασυμβατότητα με το πιάτο, τι
> > είδους πιάτο χρησιμοποιείτε;
> >
> > Πελάτης: Ένα πιάτο ΣΟΥΠΑΣ!
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Χμμμμμ.... Λογικά θα έπρεπε να λειτουργεί. Μπορεί να είναι
> > πρόβλημα ρυθμίσεων, πώς έγινε η εγκατάσταση του πιάτου;
> >
> > Πελάτης: Μου το φέρατε εσείς με ένα δίσκο. Τι σχέση έχει αυτό με την
> > μύγα μέσα στην σούπα μου;!;!!
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Μπορείτε να θυμηθείτε όλα όσα κάνατε πριν αντιλήφθητε την
> > ύπαρξη της μύγας στην σούπα σας;
> >
> > Πελάτης: Κάθισα στο τραπέζι και παράγγειλα την Σούπα της Ημέρας!
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Έχετε σκεφθεί να αναβαθμίσετε την ήδη υπάρχουσα σούπα σας
> > στην Τελευταία Έκδοση της Σούπας της Ημέρας;
> >
> > Πελάτης: Έχετε περισσότερες από μία Σούπα της Ημέρας κάθε μέρα;
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Ναι, η Σούπα της Ημέρας αλλάζει κάθε στιγμή.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Μάλιστα, και ποια είναι η Σούπα της Ημέρας αυτή τη στιγμή;
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Η Τελευταία Έκδοση της Σούπας της Ημέρας είναι Τοματόσουπα.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Ωραία. Φέρε μου μια Τοματόσουπα, και το λογαριασμό. Έχω ήδη
> > αργήσει.
> >
> > Ο Σερβιτόρος φεύγει και επιστρέφει με ένα άλλο πιάτο με σούπα και τον
> > λογαριασμό.
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Ορίστε, Κύριε. Η Σούπα σας και ο λογαριασμός.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Αυτή είναι Πατατόσουπα.
> >
> > Σερβιτόρος: Ναι, η Τοματόσουπα δεν έχει ολοκληρωθεί ακόμα.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Τέλος πάντων, είμαι τόσο πεινασμένος που θα έτρωγα οτιδήποτε.
> >
> > Ο Σερβιτόρος φεύγει.
> >
> > Πελάτης: Σερβιτόρε! Είναι ένα ΚΟΥΝΟΥΠΙ στην σούπα μου!
> >
> >
> > ΛΟΓΑΡΙΑΣΜΟΣ:
> > Σούπα της Ημέρας ...................................................
2.000
> > Δρχ.
> > Αναβάθμιση σε νεότερη Σούπα της Ημέρας ............1.000 Δρχ.
> > Σερβιτόρος Υποστήριξης ............................................ 500
> > Δρχ.
> >
> >
> >
>
Posted by kogos
ΑΙΤΗΣΗ
Εγώ το Πέος, υποβάλω αίτημα μισθολογικής αύξησης, για τους παρακάτω
λόγους :
1. Εργάζομαι σωματικά
2. Εργάζομαι σε μεγάλα βάθη
3. Πέφτω στη δουλειά με το κεφάλι
4. Δεν έχω ελεύθερα Σαββατοκύριακα και αργίες
5. Εργάζομαι σε υγρό περιβάλλον
6. Δεν πληρώνομαι υπερωρίες
7. Εργάζομαι σε σκοτεινό εργασιακό χώρο που δεν αερίζεται σχεδόν
καθόλου
8. Εργάζομαι σε υψηλές θερμοκρασίες
9. Η εργασία μου με εκθέτει σε κινδύνους μόλυνσης από ασθένειες
ΑΠΑΝΤΗΤΙΚΗ ΕΠΙΣΤΟΛΗ
Αγαπητό Πέος,
Μετά από προσεκτική επεξεργασία και έλεγχο του αιτήματος σας, η Διοίκηση
κατέληξε στο συμπέρασμα να το απορρίψει, για τους εξής λόγους :
1. Δεν Εργάζεστε σε 8ωρη βάση
2. Αποκοιμάστε μετά από σύντομο χρόνο εργασίας
3. Δεν ακολουθείτε πάντα τις οδηγίες της Διοίκησης
4. Δεν εργάζεστε πάντοτε εκεί που σας έχει υποδειχθεί αλλά
περιφέρεστε
συχνά σε άλλους χώρους.
5. Συχνά δεν αναλαμβάνετε πρωτοβουλία αλλά πρέπει να σας πιέσουν και
να
σας χειριστούν φιλικά, πριν αναλάβετε εργασία.
6. Αφήνετε πίσω σας το χώρο εργασίας σας πολύ βρώμικο, όταν
αποχωρείτε
από αυτόν.
7. Δεν τηρείτε πάντοτε τις οδηγίες ασφαλείας, π.χ. να φοράτε
ενδυμασία
προστασίας
8. Βγαίνετε σε σύνταξη πολύ πριν τα 65
9. Δεν κάνετε διπλο-βάρδιες
10. Μερικές φορές εγκαταλείπετε το χώρο εργασία σας που σας
υποδείχτηκε,
χωρίς η εργασία σας να έχει ολοκληρωθεί
11. Σαν να ΅ην φθάνουν όλα αυτά σας έχουμε δει να εγκαταλείπετε συχνά
το
χώρο εργασίας μεταφέροντας δύο σάκους που φαίνονται πολύ
ύποπτοι...!!!!!!
Posted by n|ck_xp
XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Autos ise re kogo!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by greg2002
gia na fame tous alous prepei na kanonisoume kamia sinantisi etsi oste na eimaste oloi online gia na tous tin katsoume! toulaxiston emeis gafoume kati pou exei noima kai oxi m********s! Mporei o kathenas na postarei grafontas mia leksi se kathe post alla einai blakia! giati na to kanoume gia na anavosvinoun ta lampakia apo to kinito?!? As kratisoume kapia piotita emeis!
Posted by n|ck_xp
Koita i oli fasi ine oti xasame tin proti thesi apo malakies kai mono malakies....
Simfono apolita na kanonisoume sinantisi.
Iste gia to savatokiriako?
Posted by n|ck_xp
Ksexasa na rotiso mia erotisi pou exo sxetika me to 3G.
Episimi anakinosi enarksis 3G stin Ellada itane to 2o eksamino tou 2002.
aimeta ipan ota ola tha ine etoima giro sto septembri...
Exi kanenas idea an isxioun akoma autes oi dilosis?