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Luke-the-magic-man
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One thing I would love to do, just for the hell of it. My girlfriends dad is a cop, he also hate gays... dont know why, probally just afraid of them or something. anyway I want to knock on the door dressed in a tight top and tight jeans ets look like a sterotypical gay then when he answers Just say something like "hey there (insert name here) how you doing you big stud" in a sterotypical gay accent.
Now Im not gay and ive also been seeing his daughter for well over a year now. I would just love to see his reaction, as he's pretty funny I dont know what hed do wether hed jsut slam the door in my face or something like that.
Thought this seems like quite a weird thing to do it also sounds funny in mine and my girlfriends mind.
what do you think about doing in your spare time?
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Burgaz
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Where's he live? I'll do it!!  (and no i'm not gay but the new missus says i could easily act camp enough to pull it off) |
teamster1975
Joined: Jan 05, 2005
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Send him a copy of gaybar by electric six! |
axxxr
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I would be very carefull before taking such a step...be it a joke;but he might read it completely differently,your in a tricky position as it is by going out with his daughter..posing as gay man in front of a homophobic cop isn't the brightest thing to do..now i don't know what this man is like?.he might have a good sense of humour then again he may not..I would'nt do it if i were you.
In my spare time i don't take sucidal risks such as you luke! 
I prefer the quite life!
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amnesia
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i get crazy urges.
Like the urge to jump off a building, or infront of a train.
Or if I see this woman with a mega tight skirt on, I just want to slap her ass so hard.
Or if I so those muscly dudes with tight shirts that cant move their arms, I just want to punch him on the side of the head (or I guess the ass since it's closest) and run.
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streaky1
Joined: Jul 21, 2005
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psycho lol |
mad4mobiles
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in my spare time, i love to pop over to my friends at essto and have a nice chat 
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Luke-the-magic-man
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@ Burgaz, hes probally quite far away from you, hes in wales like me, I just think it would be so funy as apparently I have a very good gay accent lol
@ axxxr I would think he'd take it as a joke (well maybe a few weeks later) but hes got quite a good sense of humour so it maybe ok after hes calmed down a bit, you never know he may like the idea of a gay person dating his daughter lol (ps im not gay)
and @ amnesia
I like your way of thinking mate I must say i get them sorta urges myself, the otherday I climbed a 2 meter wire fence so i could play tennis for free and then had to climb a 2.5 meter one to get all my tennis balls back. another one I had recently was to buy a 3ft inflatable beer can which im now selling lol, one thing I really want to do is go into a country club (one of the really posh one) and just run through and do a flying comando role out of a window and nick one of their golf buggies. |
Burgaz
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Errmmm... Dude! I'm in wales... LoL!
South... Near cardiff!
Holy shite!!! Just realised you're from chepstow!!! lol
I live in Cwmbran! only just down the road.... lol
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lazn
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do it !!
& give you'r GF a video camera let her hide some where he can't see... & post it here later ... |
goldenface
Joined: Dec 17, 2003
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From: Liverpool City Centre
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@luke sounds like a death wish to me. Plus imagine if he pretended to take you up on your offer just to freak you out. Now that would be funny he he he
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nickorooster
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Hahaha @lukebonathan's golf buggy idea!
I did something similar today, I work at EA right, and we get tonnes of little battlefield merchandise thingies, like today we got a grenade stress ball. It looks pretty real, I dunno why, but it really works.
I walked into the burnout office and sat down pretending to be interested, and then got a mate to throw the grenade in the window. It landed on the floor, so I grabbed the nearby helmet (more paraphanalia) and jumped on it. I swear some of the guys jumped back, and the rest shat themselves laughing .
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Luke-the-magic-man
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lol thats a good idea, the closest thing Ive done to that was a mobile phone, I had a p900 and I thoguht id buy a p900 dummy off ebay, but they sent the wong one (p910i), I complaind and got a replacement, but they never asked for the old one back so with a few days of though and no email telling me to return it, I decided what the hell il have some fun with it.
So I took it to uni and around lunch I showed some of my mates and chucked it around a bit. Then one of my mates had it and started smacking it agains the table, then along came another friend and just at that moment a peice came off so I said loudly slightly pissed off (in voice only) I said pass it here she chucked it to to me so then I started yelling and swearing etc at her for breaking it (like one would if she broke a real p900) and then i saw my mate was still heading towards us, and at that point I decided to make it even better, I just shouted "for f**k sake you silly b***h you broke my f**king phone" by this point my mate (jon) was next to me, and I just threw the phone at the floor, with that it literly exploded the screen shattered (I didnt know it achually had a glass screen untill then) the sides few off the keypad went to peices jog wheel came out, anyway it was totally trashed then my jon who was standing next to me saw it hit the floor then kind of followed my eyes up and stared right into them, He was pretty scared as he had a o s**t look in his eyes then real nervously he steped back very fast in shock/ o shit hes pissed off now he's guna floor me.
then all the people around me that knew it was a dummy just started to laugh at him, and bless him he was so confused by it all as it was realistic enough to seem like it was a real phone, and even when we told him he didnt realises for about 2 min it wasnt my phone, then another 5 to calm down.
The look and the reaction was priceless I would love to do it again, but I seriously recomned you guys try it... so funny...
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On 2005-07-26 19:41:49, nickorooster wrote:
Hahaha @lukebonathan's golf buggy idea!
I did something similar today, I work at EA right, and we get tonnes of little battlefield merchandise thingies, like today we got a grenade stress ball. It looks pretty real, I dunno why, but it really works.
I walked into the burnout office and sat down pretending to be interested, and then got a mate to throw the grenade in the window. It landed on the floor, so I grabbed the nearby helmet (more paraphanalia) and jumped on it. I swear some of the guys jumped back, and the rest shat themselves laughing .
Nick
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