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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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BUS DRIVER LOOSES HIS RAG WITH A KID VIDEO!!!
http://www.maxim-magazine.co.[....]uth/relief/relief.php?id=15431
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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Anyone for a BUG Kebab???
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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HAHA StoreWars! lol
http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html
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DJcreamz
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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From: Luton / UK
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batesie
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From: London, UK
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A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?"
"I was a newspaper man," came the reply.
"An editor?"
"No, merely a sub-editor."
"Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief."
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer."
The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
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batesie
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From: London, UK
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A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.
He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.
He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.
He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his dick in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing.
The man replies "I'm f**king nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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How do you keep DJCreamz out of your back yard?
Move the trash cans to the front.
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London, UK
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b0H!
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ten18
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London Baby!
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batesie have you gone nuts?! 
homer simpson sez Doh! not boH!
you wanna doughnut?
I dont believe it... its doughnut day today lol..
hah, they give you a free doughnut of your choice!
KrispykremeDoughnuts.com 
Doh-nuts!
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ten18
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London Baby!
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mmm so many doughnuts
uuuuulllgghhh....
http://www.krispykreme.com/varieties.html#
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methylated_spirit
Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: Bonnie Scotland
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hmmm, fritters....
Hello, Scroto!
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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mmm, donuts theres a Krispy Kreme in Bluewater mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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batesie
Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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From: London, UK
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FFFRRREEEDDDOOOMMM!!!
YEAH
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ten18
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
Posts: > 500
From: London Baby!
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FFFRRREEEDDDOOOMMM?
NoOOOOooooo, its pissing outside! im stuck indoors!!
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Posted: 2005-06-03 15:47
