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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
The mobilephones paper Mobil in Sweden posted today an articel that said that mobilphones would be forbidden in public places and so on.
For those of you who know swedish you can check out http://premium.mobil.se/nyheter/visa.asp?id=9240&sid=1
Esato is actually mentioned in this articel
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vanquish Joined: Mar 20, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i PM, WWW
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Unfortunately i cant read swedish
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
I really do feel sorry for you. Maybe you could try to use Google's transation of sites...
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govigov Joined: Jul 30, 2004 Posts: > 500 From: Back home - Cochin PM |
April fools again? And the link says premium, user id and stuff. So i doubt ppl can read it anyway.
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
It says premium but everyone can read it(everyone that know swedish anyway).
I just tried and unfortunatly I didn't manage to translate the page to english using Google.
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vanquish Joined: Mar 20, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i PM, WWW
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I like the photo though
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
The text to the picture say that it'll be legal to call from your phone when you're in a phonebooth. But they are going to paint the walls with Ledoxid (PbO) to minimize the radiation towards the people outside.
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vanquish Joined: Mar 20, 2003 Posts: > 500 From: Wor Newcastle Phone: V600i PM, WWW
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Hoho
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
Any Swedish people out there who has read it? What do you think?
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Glenny Joined: Feb 26, 2005 Posts: > 500 From: Mars PM, WWW
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dont suppose you could translate? Its a bit long though , but then loads more people could comment....
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Cytech Joined: Feb 19, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Stockholm, Sweden PM |
quite bad joke... it's was too obvious....
but the last part was nice
Users from websites like Esato and Mobilforum have already began to prepare to fight against the new suggestion. A logotype with the text "Don't touch my mobile" and namelists have already been published on the site www.ror-inte-min-mobil.nu (Rör inte min mobil is the Swedish for Don't touch my mobile)
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Jim Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Belgium PM |
I think google is my favourite for this year: http://www.google.com/googlegulp/index.html , especially the faq
2004 was also good: http://www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
The new law says that all using of phone, including calling, sending sms, mms, is forbidden in public places such as restaurant, cafés, busstations etc from tha first of January 2006.
This is about what the first part says. Not litterally translated though.  |
Alf Nif Joined: Dec 01, 2003 Posts: 426 From: Sweden PM |
Government proposes mobile prohibition on public places
The government gave this morning an act where all mobile telephony is to be prohibited on public places.
"Innocent is not to be exposed to radiation" says the government office's pressrelease.
The act means that all mobile telephony, as well as phone calls and sending sms and mms is forbidden on streets, markets, restaurants, cafés, bus stops etc. from januari 1:st 2006.
Further more the government proposes in it's letter to the parliament that Swedish Telecom's old phone booths who has taken out of service is to be rebuilt to work as phone rooms for everyone who needs to use their mobile phones.
To decrease the radiation towards the enviroment, the phonebooths' walls will be repainted with a paint consisting of ledoxid that will prevent the radiation to reach the enviroment.
Behind the proposal lies an inquiry made by the researcher Johan Olsson on the state's special center for radiationresearch Gustavian Institute. In his inquiry has radiation from as well as NMT-phones and TV-devices has been reviewed.
- Even usage of the FM-radio is problematic from radiationperspective, but the mobilephones increases the gradually beta-koefficient so substantial that the central neurologic functions as arigmatic brainactivity becomes seriously damaged, says Johan Olsson to Mobil.
The government has today through a letter suggested the EU-commission and World
Health Organization, WHO to make the swedish prohibition both an EU-directive and introduced as an recommendation from FN's radiationcommitee in Wien.
Those comments we've so far received from the mobile operators is of course everything but happy. Legiblest in their critics is Vodafone.
- If this act accepts it's a flagrant violation against the licenseconditions to the mobile operatorsm and we will request damages for billions, says Jonas Grenholm from Vodafone to Mobil.
Nemo Nilsson, director at the newsletter Stockrates Today, means that it will be the beginning of the end for mobilecreators happy years on stock exchange:
- If this spreads to other countries, the mobilecreators gets hard living on the stock exchange more than a couple of years. However you can prophesy a brilliant future for companies who works with Telex and Telefax, there is the future, says Nemo Nilsson.
Users from websites like Esato and Mobilforum have already began to prepare to fight against the new suggestion. A logotype with the text "Don't touch my mobile" and namelists have already been published on the site www.ror-inte-min-mobil.nu (Rör inte min mobil is the Swedish for Don't touch my mobile)
I used Lexin from the Authority for Schooldevelopment to translate and the last part is from Cytech. Those words in italic is words I'm not sure if I translated right.
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Qoastro Joined: Feb 15, 2005 Posts: 447 From: Sweden PM |
Thanks for translating.
Further more the government proposes in it's letter to the parliament that Swedish Telecom's old phone booths who has taken out of service is to be rebuilt to work as phone rooms for everyone who needs to use their mobile phones.
To decrease the radiation towards the enviroment, the phonebooths' walls will be repainted with a paint consisting of ledoxid that will prevent the radiation to reach the enviroment.
If it keeps the radiation from getting out, how good would your signalstrengh be
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