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spanker Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 122 From: Melb PM, WWW
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last night when i went to my sweet little bed at 2am, i didn't feel like sleeping, so i turned my light off and lied sideways on my pillow and used my T68 to go on WAP..... after a few minutes of erotic jokes on wap, i noticed some thing crawling on my pillow from the light coming from the LCD..... then i jumped up, and turned my lamp on and saw a big black evil spider (the diameter is about 6~7cm) crawling on my pillow... after a long and hard battle, it finally went down in the toilet drain..... @.@...... can't imagine what it would be like if i didn't use my T68 to go on wap.......
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i want to upgrade my T68 to T68i so i can store more porns!
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619 Joined: Jun 19, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: if you dont like my posts, IGN PM |
hahah... good for u. i thought ur t68 caught the bullet fired at u... hahha |
Claus Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Posts: 63 From: Copenhagen, Denmark PM |
Wow....what a story !
What kind of spider was it - hopefully not the "black widow" ?
I see you're form Melbourne, Australia - is it normal that huge spiders are visiting houses/bedrooms ?
What about scorpions, snakes......eghhhhhh.....I'm all of a sudden quite pleased living in the ever soooo coooool north (Denmark, Scandinavia) - if we catch a spider up here larger than 1 inch (2,5 cm)in diameter - it's really HUGE/HUMONGEOUS
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spanker Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 122 From: Melb PM, WWW
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@619
sorry man, i am not James Bond, but i do like bondage.. hhahaa
@Claus
yeah, i am from Melb, it is normal for us to have big spiders in our house, cos of the climate is sutable for spiders to breed, on average, i have to vacuum four to five big spiders a month.... i dun think it was a blackwidow, i think blackwidow is only found in america, it is worse up in Sydney, they got bigger spiders.... @.@
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bhargava Joined: Jul 09, 2002 Posts: 95 From: Norway PM |
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Who won the batlle actually?? Seems as though the spider flushed you down the drain  |
Deltayoda Joined: Mar 03, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Los Angeles, California PM |
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Hey, you removed a letter from his post!
Or did he just fix it?  |
8legs Joined: May 28, 2002 Posts: 41 From: Denmark PM |
WWWHHHHAAAATTTT you flushed it out the toilet... you know what these things cost here in Denmark!!!! you should have sent it to me...well I guess that is to late now.....
I actually have 6 of them, well not like they are pets (like a dog or cat or so..), but it is more like a hobby for me...quite nice though...if you like spiders  |
evoke Joined: Mar 05, 2002 Posts: > 500 PM |
Poor spider! Probably just wanted to surf wap!:-D Ed
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bhargava Joined: Jul 09, 2002 Posts: 95 From: Norway PM |
@Deltayoda
He probably added the "t"
His post now says "Edited.."
Good thing he sorted it out though  |
spanker Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 122 From: Melb PM, WWW
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yeah.... it was missing a "t" b4....... @.@..... hpwever, i am pretty sure my toilet is not big enough to let me through..... hahaha
oh yeah, maybe it wanted to surf on WAP, so i sent it surfing in my toilet, about the same thing....... ahhaha
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Batch_2002 Joined: Feb 06, 2002 Posts: 52 From: Basingstoke, UK PM |
Hey Spanker,
I was on honeymoon recently in Aus and we stopped off in Melbourne. Went round to Phillip Island. Went to have a shower one morning and there was a small brown spider in it.
Now coming from a European country that doesn't have any killer spiders we didn't know if it was poisonous or not. Ended up scooping it up and chucking it out the door with a dustpan and brush. If only I had my T68 to hand I could have clubbed it to death with it first, just to be on the safe side.
Can I suggest that Australia immediately implements a programme to genetically modify all poisonous spiders to be illuminous green in colour. That way us 'outsiders' would know which to kill and which to run away from. |
bart Joined: Feb 03, 2002 Posts: > 500 From: Flanders PM, WWW
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what if the spider bite you? you would maby become the next spiderman  |
spanker Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 122 From: Melb PM, WWW
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On 2002-07-25 11:45, bart wrote:
what if the spider bite you? you would maby become the next spiderman
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does that mean i can hang around(literally) a pretty girl's bathroom window??? hehehehe........
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spanker Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 122 From: Melb PM, WWW
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@Batch_2002
u mean one of those long-legged thin sticky spiders?? dun worry, they r harmless....... and ur genetic proposal os very interesting, hahaha
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captainsm Joined: Jun 25, 2002 Posts: > 500 PM |
I lived in melbourne for a year and never saw a spider in the city.. Hmm.. |
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