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Egbert Nosh
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Everything was blurry as Ronald tried to make out where he was. The last he could remember was getting on the bus just before it passed over antelope bridge and then there was a tremendous boom. He could make out the image of a tall man looking down at him. ...
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methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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The man was wearing a long overcoat, a pair of large boots, and a low, wide brimmed hat. His collar was turned up against the wind, his coat was slick with rain, and his sallow, lifeless skin appeared to shimmer in the pale moonlight. "I have been sent to fetch you" he said in a low, gravelly voice. |
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"Who are you?" Ronald asked.
"That does not concern you" the man answered in a monotone, pulling on his collar to keep out the biting wind.
"What do you want with me?" Ronald asked, becoming nervous as he noticed the shimmer the man's skin exuded.
"You are to come with me, they want to speak with you" the man's flat voice replied.
"No, I want to know what is going on before I go anywhere" Ronald demanded.
"You will know soon enough" the man intoned in that flat tone of his as he stretched out his gloved hand and grasped Ronald's arm.
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Egbert Nosh
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Ronald feared for his life for the first time. Why was this happening to him, a simple unassuming guy. Ever since his band broke up everything seemed to be improving. He had found a decent job at the local DSS and had found a caring girl who looked after him. Everything seemed to be going so well. And now this! Who the hell was this weirdo?
Something caught his eye. The man, underneath his coat was wearing a bright pink feather boa. He had given up resisting the man's iron grip on his arm as he led him along the riverbank but now he was seriously confused. Just then two jets of red light shot out of the man's eyes heavenward and there was a piercingly loud announcement: |
methylated_spirit
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From: Bonnie Scotland
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"AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE, YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE SOMEWHERE TO SIT!", shouted the mysterious stranger.
Hello, Scroto!
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Egbert Nosh
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"PASSWORD ACCEPTED" came a response f rom the point where the red beams reached and a magnetic pull drew them both up into the sky. Up and up they soared until they reached the docking station of an enormous egg-shaped space ship. Ronald had wet himself by now. He had never been so scared in his life.
"I must leave you here" intoned his peculiar captor.
"Sonia Sonic the Enforcer will be presenting your award" he continued, "Your feather robes and boas will now be returned to you!"
And in an instant he vanished.
The portal in front of him swung open and Ronald could hear in the distance ... |
blackspot
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voices and footsteps of two individuals approaching him. As they were near enough, Ronald realized that they were speaking in a language that he has never heard before and they occasionally produce a sound that could never be reproduced in a human voice box. They finally stopped in front of him and almost simultaneously pressed a button in a device mounted in the left of their neck. He was petrified.
"Welcome aboard the 'Opal 42', the fastest battleship in our planet!" the humanoid with scaly, brownish arms, round green eyes, greeted him in a low, reverberating voice.
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Egbert Nosh
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"Sonia is awaiting you. You did not let us down. Follow us."
Ronald realised he did not have much choice. What did they mean about not letting them down? And what was that about an award?
Ronald followed them through some brightly lit corridors until he found himself in a larger chamber. At the end of the room was a large sparkling golden throne. As he edged closer he caught sight of the most nauseous looking catastrophe of a creature he had ever seen sitting on the throne.
"Greetings Ronalt" she said. "You suceeded in ... |
mustafabay
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being the first human to enter the Grolicc Book of Records for... |
methylated_spirit
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reading one of scotsboyuk's posts without falling asleep."
Hello, Scroto!
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Ronald then realizes that he must attend to his class at night in a private college - school  He just misses seeing his seatmate - named: Bernard ! Bernard who is related to the canine family of St. Bernard's, is an alcoholic freak guy who loves cuddling her female Japanese schoolmates during recess time in the pool, while sunbathing. Ronald, then went home after seeing Bernard, saying - woof, woof, bow wow wow - meoooooow ! |
kimcheeboi
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WTF
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Egbert Nosh
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Ronald managed to pull himself together. Evidently passing through the space-time continuum was causing him to hallucinate. He felt so thirsty. Unless he found a drink quick he would continue to think such mental thoughts about cats and dogs. He gently made his request: "Well actually I think ScotsboyUK's posts are the most interesting on the whole of Esato, I would love to tell you more but I am really so thirsty. Do yiu have a glass of water by any chance?"
"First put on this pink feather boa then follow me to the drinks room" replied Sonia.
Just then a man flew into the room screaming "This man is a fraud! We want Ronalt not Ronald! Throw him into the ante-reversal multiplication chamber!"
Ronald knew he had to do something - and quick. He grabbed the nearest ... |
kimcheeboi
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place he could grab onto, and he grabbed sonia's boa. unfortunately, it was all that she was wearing.
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE A MAN!"
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Egbert Nosh
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said Sonia, after Ronald had revealed her scaled, pus-oozing flesh. "A typical man! It's not enough for you to hijack our award but you want our bodies as well!"
Ronald took the boa and quickly tied one end to a nearby pole jutting out. He took a jump a swung, tarzan-style, the other side of the ship. Sonia sounded the red alert, but it was too late. Ronald had already made it to the time travel machine and quickly beamed himself back down to earth. However he did not have time to set the year, which was on the default of 0.
The next moment he found himself crash landing on the head of a sandal-wearing, peaceful looking guy. "JESUS-BLOODY-CHRIST!" exclaimed Ronald. "Who are you!"
"My name is Jesus" answered the man.
"Don't take the p*ss out of me" answered Ronald.
"Sorry my son, I do not understand." answered the sandaled man. "What is p*ss and who are you?"
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