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kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-09-21 08:50
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THE TRUTH BEHIND MIXIN'S DOG!

according to this website MixiN's phone was caused to emit excess radiation by the CIA, in an experiment to see whether they could take over the world by killing living organisms with their cell phones.

The radiation from the cell phone cannot be found, and the estimated size of the hole MixiN's dog was buried in (1' x 2' x 1') is too big for cell phone radiation to have caused, making me believe that there were atomic bombs attached to his k700.

Here is the irrefuatble evidence!


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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-21 11:00
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Thank you for that highly technical analysis, clearly that is the reason, its the CIA. They also shot J.R. so im not surprised that they are now murdering the worlds cuddly-wuddly puppydog population. I've always been a fan of the Y.M.C.A. as an organisation, myself, they've got a bit more "zing" to them than the C.I.A. And the W.W.E, they are better too.
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mixin
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Posted: 2004-09-21 11:47
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thats how it happened

my poor dog
kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-09-21 11:51
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BREAKING NEWS FOLKS!!!

we have recieved some more incriminating pictures!

THe k700 OBVIOUSLY cannot fit into the dog's hole, but hoiw?!?!

This hidden remote control pod con all phones emits ultraviolet radiation, leading to the "microwave syndrome"!


Fig 1. Microwave Syndrome
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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-21 11:52
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Hey look its fatreg again
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kimcheeboi
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Posted: 2004-09-21 12:03
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Meths-HOLY SHIT ROTFLMAO HOLY SHIT LOLLOLLOL! Try posting the pics side by side, and let the people decide!

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methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-21 14:34
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or is it govigovs cousin?
Hello, Scroto!

U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Ing. FijoK
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Posted: 2004-09-21 15:29
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One minute of quit for MixiN dog
I saw the man who can change my destiny... He stood in the mirror.
switchbitch
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Posted: 2004-09-21 15:58
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Congrats mixin, for quite an interesting thread. I have to admit though, i find something scary and satanic about subliminal messages.
For the slow/stupid among us, mixins dog is not dead, if that even is his dog. He simply had far too much free time today. [addsig]
mixin
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Posted: 2004-09-21 16:32
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Why thank you very much mr switchbitch, but it was last night i had far too much time. Today i'm far too busy working to concoct such pap.
methylated_spirit
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Posted: 2004-09-21 17:24
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oooh, switchbitch why do you always have to rain on everyones parade? In fact, i say the dog IS dead, and switchbitch is a CIA man trying to effect a cover-up of the CIA involvement.
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Lynx69
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Posted: 2004-09-21 21:06
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For kim


>>*Wow 2100+ posts*<<
mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-09-21 21:54
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@Mixin My Bovine faeces alarm went off straight way. The Canine species do not suffer from Arterial Sclerosis - main reason for by-pass surgery (guess they are supposed to have more fat in their diet). The most cutting edge veterinary cardiology surgery at the moment in pulmonary balloons just in case anyone was curious.

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Posted: 2004-09-21 21:55
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Can you translate that into a simpler language for me please?
mince-inside
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Posted: 2004-09-21 21:57
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Yes, you don't do heart by-pass surgery on dogs.
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